Romantic Funny SMS

Apni mohabat ka izhar karne walahun, chitthi nahi pyar karne wala hun, koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi, koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi, isi liye ek budiya se ishq karne wala hun….

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Pregnant Lady went to Astrologer. Astrologer: When U Deliver a Baby, The Father will Die. Lady: Thank God..... ! ! ! ! My Husband is Safe...

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Vikhari : sahab 6 rupees do coffe pina hai, Malik : kyun coffee to 3 rupees hai, V : sahab sat me girlfreind bhi hai, M : vikhari hokar v girlfreind bana lia ? V : nehi sahab girlfreind vikhari bana diya.

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I have a confession to make ever since I met u Its been hard for me to 4get u Every night I see u in my dreams And find myself shouting GHOST GHOST !!!

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The most beautiful words by a Lover - I Never Stopped Loving You, I Just Stopped Showing It.

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Khoon se likh diya har diwaar pe uska naam, Phir har diwaar tod di Jis par likha tha uska naam kyoki, ? ? ? ? ? ? Splleling mistake thi yr.

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let “me” show you.. the best picture.. in the world.. ()”‘”() ()”‘() ( ,’o’ ) ( ‘o’,) (,) (,) (,) (,) =hum tum= friends.

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तेरी नशे वाली :eyes: आँखों का बड़ा :kissing_heart: नाम हैं ,
आज नजरों :eyes: से पिला :beers: दे बोतल का :champagne: क्या काम हैं.

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Girl :"my left leg is lunch and My right leg is dinner, What would you like to have? Pappu :"I would like to have, Snacks between lunch and dinner"

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Teacher- bachcho muh me Kya kya chize nhi leni chahiye.? . . Little student- pencil, Rabr anguli or jalta huaa blab.. Teacher- jalta huaa blb kyo? Little student- kyo ki rat ko Mummy papa se kahati h "Balb jl raha h Me muh me nhi lungi.

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How To Teach Mathematics To A Girl. 1st add lips 2nd minus clothes 3rd divide legs and then start Multiplication In the Sweetest Point.

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Girl: Aj meri dil ka operation hai. Boy: pata hai Girl: I love u Boy: mai b b0ht pyar krta hun tumse. Operation k bad jab larki ko hosh aya To sirf uska baap khara tha. Girl: wo kahan hai ? Father: tumhe ni pata tumhe dil kisne dia ? Girl: what ? Or zor zor se r0ne lagi. Father: mazak kar raha hun Kamina Bahar Samose Kha raha hai...

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Love marriage aur arrange marrige, Kya difference hai? Hum khud jakar kunwe me gire Wo love marriage, 500 log milkar dhakka de To arrange marriage.

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Gf to Bf: jb bi hum ldkiya Gandi baatein krti hai To tum ldko k kaan kyu khade ho jate h. . . . Bf:chal pagli use kaan thodi na khte h.

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Sir Miss k B*obs daba Raha tha to 1 Bache ne Dekh Lia Sir-Beta Miss k Sine me Dard H Islye Daba Raha hu . . Bacha- Bhen k Lavde HBO Dekhta hu Pogo Nahi..

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Apni Girlfrnd ke samne Dusri ladkiyo ko kaise dekhe.. ?? . Boy: Tum ne us ladki ko dekha. Wo Kapde usko bilkul suit nhi karte. Girl: Saale. Tu toh chahta hai k ladkiyan kapde hi na pehne !! . Moral: Ladki Ne Pehle Hi Sprite Pee li thi..

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Jab mene darwaja khola. To Apki Ankho me Aansu. Or chehre pe hasi thi. Sanso me Aahe Dil me bebasi thi. Pehle Q nahi bataya Darwaje me ungli phasi thi...

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Ek aurat saheli se: Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha! Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..? Aurat: Mera Pati kya, Mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.

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1,ladke ne 1 hsina ko dekh kar arz kiya Teri smile me kya chamk hai. Wo muskura k boli- Bhaiya Mere TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK Hai.

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After robbing d Bank, Robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing? Clerk: Yes. Robber shot him dead & Asked d next clerk: Did u? 2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!

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