एक गुजराती बादाम बेच रहा था सरदार ने पूछा ये खाने से क्या होता है ? गुजराती : दिमाग़ तेज़ होता है .. सरदार : केसे ? गुजराती : अच्छा ये बताओ 1 किलो चावल में कितने दाने होते है सरदार : पता नही … गुजराती ने उसको बादाम खिलाया और बोला , बताओ 1 दर्जन में कितने केले होते है ? सरदार : 12 गुजराती : देखा दिमाग तेज़ हो गया ना सरदार : 2 किलो दे यार , कमाल की Chige Hai.
Ek Raat Light Chali Gayi..
Sardar- Oye Kam Se Kam Fan To Chalao !
Sardarni- Kar Di Na Sardaron Wali Baat!
Fan On Karenge To Mombatti Bujh Nhi Jaayegi !
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked
a question -
Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar – Thanks for giving me the job, I will investigate.
A Donkey Kicked Sardar And Ran Away,
Sardar Ran To Catch The Donkey.
He Saw A Zebra And Started Beating It And Said,
Sala Tracksuit Pahan Ke Dhoka De Raha Hai.
PANDIT & SARDAR
Marne ke bad swarg me
SARDAR:tu kaise mara?
PANDIT:thand se or tu?
SARDAR:mujhe laga meri biwi ka
kisi se affair hai,
Jab ghar gaya to koi nahi tha
Sharm ke mare maine atmahatya ka li.
pandit ne jor se tamacha mara aur bola,
sale agar FRIJ khol k dekhta
to na tu sharm se marta aur na me thandse.
Sardar ki maut bijli girnay se hoi,
Per us ki laash muskuratay hoay mili,
baghwan ne pocha aisa kiun?
to sardar bola "mai nu laga koi photo khinch raiya ae"
Sardar Ki Maa
Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se
Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga
Aur
Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye
Car Se
Srdar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi
Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear
Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear.
Sardar: Shirt K Liye Kapda
Dikhaiyeh?
Salesman: Plain Me Dikau?
Sardar: Nai Helicopter Me Dikha
Saale Bandar Ki Aulad
Sardar Naam Pe Mazaak Udata Hai.!
Sardar:Ghar mai Mera he Hukam chalta hai.
Mai Kehta hon, Garam paani le aao, woh le aati hai..
Friend:Garam pani Q?
Sardar:Garam pani se Bartan Achay Dhultay hain
Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak sardar apne bank nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
“Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”
Sardar:Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon
DosT:Kya Mazak Krti Ha?
SArdar:Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli
Dudhwala.
‚ New sardar sms jokes ‚
Ek sardar nikkar daal k cycle chala rha tha..
To ab kya vo cycle b na chalaye?
Jaan le lo sardaron ki..
Har baat me joke chaiye..