Shadi Me 1 Sardar Ne Dish Pe Tissue Paper Dekh
K Socha Shayad Ye Bhi Khane Ki Chiz Hai,
Jaise Hi Wo Khane Laga,
4-5 Sardar Jor Se Bole "Na Kha Oye Ekdum Feeka
Hai"
Ek sardar apni behen ke sath auto me ja raha tha
auto wala:sahab apni mashuka ke sath kahan ja rahe ho
sardar:mashuka hogi teri sale meri to behen h
hahahahaaa......
Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:
Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?
Sardarni: Sardarji, sirf yehi apka bacha hai.
Sardar 1 road se jati hoi larki ko ghor se dekh raha tha, larki ne usay hath se Lanat di,
Sardar dost se bola:
Set hogai yar, 5baje milne ka keh rahi ha
Sardar:- Bhai Saheb 2 Ticket Dena,
Cndctor:- 2 Q ?
Sardar:- 1 Kho Jaye To Dusri Kaam Ayegi,
Conductor:- Dono Kho Gayi To ?
Sardar:- Fir Sala Pass Kis Din Kam Aayega
Sardar bought a lottery ticket for 10 Rs. Luckily Sardar won 10 crores for that. He went to the shop to collect the prize money. The owner cut the tax and gave him 7 crores.
Sardar: Give me full 10 crores or give my 10 Rs. back
1 Srdar: Yaar Wo Ladki behri lagti he. Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai
2 srdar: Wo kaise?
1 srdar: Mene”I love you” kaha, to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai.
Sardar: Yaar ye "SENT MESSAGE" Kya hota he?
2nd sardar: Ghochu,
Saale, Bevkuf, Tune Hi Srdaro Ka Nam Kharab Kia He.
Sent Message Matlab "Khushbu Wala Message.
2 Sardar Sending Sms Their Girlfriend
1st Sardar: Mai Tere Mobile Se
Teri Girlfriend Ko Sms Bheju.
2nd Sardar: No No No.
1st Sardar: But Why ?
2nd Sardar: Usne Handwriting
Pahchal Li To. . !
Air hostess: Sir kya loge?
Jatt: Milk Badam, Kheer, Bread Pakora n Tandoori Chicken wid Naan..
Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz te aaye ho,.
Apne PYO DE VYAAH te nhi!.
Sardar To His Friend.
I Kiss My Wife Everyday Before I Go To Office..
& U?
Friend: I Kiss Ur Wife After U Go To Office.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha..i M The First.
Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,
I was the 10 in line!
Pagal