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  • Exams are like Girl friends - Too many questions - Difficult to understand - More explanation is needed - Result is always fail! :D
    • 9 years ago



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  • A ThermoMeter is n0t the 0nly thing that gets a “DEGREE” without having a “BRAIN”…! :p A silent msg f0r all studnts;-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • :grinning::grinning::grinning:
    परिक्षा के :speak_no_evil:20 दीन और ज़ियो के भी :hear_no_evil:30 ही दीन
    अब लोचा ये है की क्या करे ?:monkey:
    फोकट का:calling: नेट चलाये या :money_with_wings:पैसे की किताबे पडे!:joy::grin::wink::smiley::grinning::smile::grinning::sweat_smile::grin::grin::grin::grin::joy::heart_eyes::kissing_heart:
    • 8 years ago



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  • Fact. . . . . . . . . Agar Hand Writing Ki Baat Karen To Exam Ke Aakhiri 15 Min Mein Har Student Mein Doctor Ki Aatma Aa Jati Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • If U Cry On Seeing D Question Paper It Is An Insult. If Ur Teacher Cries On Seeing Ur Answer Paper, It Is Ur Achievement... Happy Exams Days.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.? Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Agar tum kisi paper me paas hona chahte ho. To sari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karne me lag jati hai. Ye exam bhi apne hindi filmo ki tarah hote hai... End
    • 9 years ago



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  • Agr Question Papr Tuff Lge Ya Smajh Me Na Aye To Ek Gehri Sans Lo Aur Zor Se Chillao Kami-no Fail Hi Karna He To Exam Kyo Lete Ho...!?
    • 9 years ago



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  • BORD EXAM me paas honeka ek chamtkari mantra:~ "Padhna-likhna tyag de dost, Nakal pe rakh aas, Odh Rajai soja beta, Rab karega paas!!... Bolo parchivale baba ki JAY.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Syllabus- 80GB We study- 80MB Retains in mind- 80KB Write in exam- 80Bytes Result cums in binary digits i.e. 00 01 10 11 Kya life hai hamari?
    • 9 years ago



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  • koi chez be-wafai se barh ker kia hogi, Ghum-e-tanhai judai se barh ker kia hogi, Kisi ko deni ho jawani main saza, to wo saza PARHAI se barh ker kia hogi:-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • After Examination- 1st Benchers- Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai, 2nd Benchers- Are yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya, 3rd Benchers- Pass ho jaunga bas itna pata hai, 4th Benchers- wat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu, Last benchers- "Abe Paper ko maar goli, wo mere room wali madam kya gazab aayi thi, samajh hi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko"
    • 9 years ago



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  • n exams students ka NAARA. Yeh bazi haq ki bazi hai Yeh bazi tum hi haro gay, Har jaib se phara nikle ga, Tum kitne phare phado gay!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha aur paper hard tha cheating nahi karne de raha tha. 1st bencher ne chit likh kar examiner ko di. Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya. 2nd bencher pehle se:- yaar tune kya likha? 1st bencher ne kaha - SIR Peechhe se aapki pant phati hui hai....!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Exam me sir ne copy karne diya.. . . . Aur kaha bahar ye mat kehna ki maine copy karne diya tha.. . Student - Na ji, hum kahenge, Sir bahut stirct the, Harami the, Kutte ne hilne bhi nahi diya,Mar jaye sala
    • 9 years ago



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  • Koi Book Aisi Milti Jis Pe Dil Luta Dete Har Subject Ne Dimag Khaya Kisi 1 Ko Nipta Dete Ab Syllabs Dekh Kar Ye Sochte Hen K 1 Mahina Or Hota To Dunia Hila Detey.
    • 9 years ago



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  • A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, “Head, I go to sleep.” Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy: Ro Kyu Rhe Ho..? Girl: Exm Me Mere Kam Marks Aaye Hai. Boy: Kitne Aaye Hai.. Girl: Sirf 88% Boy: Khuda Ka Khoff Kar.. Itne Me To 2 Ladke Paas Ho Jaate Hai.!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho, Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe, ? ? ? ? ? ? Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai…. Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai
    • 9 years ago



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