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  • What is the true meaning of ‘Study’?? . . . . . . S. Sleeping T. Talking U. Unlimited sms D. Dreaming Y. Yaani mast life SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1000 Pages Ki Book Kitne Din Me Padhi Ja Sakti H, Writer- 6 Months Doctor- 2 Months Lawyer- 1 Month Engg. Student-ye Batao Exam Kab Hai..raat Bhar Mai Nipta Denge
    • 10 years ago



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  • WHY STUDENT FAIL Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313 Summer holidays 50,Days left 263 8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141 1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126 2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96, 1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81 Exams days 35 days,Days left 46 Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26 Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1 That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY. Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Raat Ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi Neend mujhe apni or ghasitati rahi Neend Ko jhoka mera man mh gya aur 1 raat phir ye inteeligent accha bina padhe so gaya...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Book khulti hai,exam ka sama hota hai,Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai.Book ki bate dimagtak nahi aatiye fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20… Same rules should be applied in Examz! (1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour. (2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins. (3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written. (4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion. (5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question. :-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho, Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe, ? ? ? ? ? ? Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai…. Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar question paper tuff lage ya samajh me na aye to ek gehri saans lo aur zor se chillao kamino fail hi karna he to exam kyo lete ho...!?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha aur paper hard tha cheating nahi karne de raha tha. 1st bencher ne chit likh kar examiner ko di. Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya. 2nd bencher pehle se:- yaar tune kya likha? 1st bencher ne kaha - SIR Peechhe se aapki pant phati hui hai....!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Exam me sir ne copy karne diya.. . . . Aur kaha bahar ye mat kehna ki maine copy karne diya tha.. . Student - Na ji, hum kahenge, Sir bahut stirct the, Harami the, Kutte ne hilne bhi nahi diya,Mar jaye sala
    • 10 years ago



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  • n exams students ka NAARA. Yeh bazi haq ki bazi hai Yeh bazi tum hi haro gay, Har jaib se phara nikle ga, Tum kitne phare phado gay!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • During An External Viva In A College: Professor: Kuch Kiya Bhi Hai, Ya Aise Hi Aa Gagye Ho?? . . Student: Yes Sir, Subah Breakfast Karke Aaya Hun..
    • 10 years ago



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  • he funniest situation in student life when we have no idea what to write in the exam paper n the supervisor comes and says, “please cover your answer sheet” :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • EXAM ke liye har book parh li hamne, . . . . . . . . . DUA hai facebook se bhi koi sawal Aajaye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • According to newton’s 4th law for exams- every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hum jeete EK bar hai, Marte EK bar hai, Pyar EK bar hota hai, Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai.. TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???
    • 10 years ago



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  • SILENCE Is d best Answer for all questions SMILE Is d best Reaction in all situations Unfortunately BOTH Never Help In any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile. May God suceed u in every exams of ur life. Good luck & all the best
    • 10 years ago



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  • Probability of a topic “The probability of a topic coming in exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave the topic completely…
    • 10 years ago



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