Exam SMS

Book khulti hai,exam ka sama hota hai,Aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai.Book ki bate dimagtak nahi aatiye fasana to marksheet se bayan hota hai

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Examiner: y r u under tension? Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator? student: No Sir! By mistake i have brought tomorrow exam’s pharray (Cheating material) today:-)

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Agr Question Papr Tuff Lge Ya Smajh Me Na Aye To Ek Gehri Sans Lo Aur Zor Se Chillao Kami-no Fail Hi Karna He To Exam Kyo Lete Ho...!?

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Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain, Merri neend uratay kiyun hain, Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain, Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .

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"Wo Mud Mud ke Dekh Rehe The Hume" "Hum Mud Mud Ke Dekh Rehe The Unhe" "Wo Hume Hum Unhe" "Hum Unhe Wo Hume" "Kyoki Exam Mai Na Unhe Kuch Aata Tha Na Hume.

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परिक्षा के :speak_no_evil:20 दीन और ज़ियो के भी :hear_no_evil:30 ही दीन
अब लोचा ये है की क्या करे ?:monkey:
फोकट का:calling: नेट चलाये या :money_with_wings:पैसे की किताबे पडे!:joy::grin::wink::smiley::grinning::smile::grinning::sweat_smile::grin::grin::grin::grin::joy::heart_eyes::kissing_heart:

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EXam’s song by Munna bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage. Ek pariksha khatam,to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

10 years ago

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eXams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DONT CARE !!

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Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee. neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee. Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa. Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya

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After Examination- 1st Benchers- Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai, 2nd Benchers- Are yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya, 3rd Benchers- Pass ho jaunga basitna pata hai, 4th Benchers- wat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu, Last benchers- "Abe Paper ko maar goli, wo mere room wali madam kya gazab aayi thi, samajhhi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko"

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Introducing T20 Cricket format in exams 1. Reduce exam time by 1 hour, marks by 50 2. Break after each 15 minutes 3. Give free hit marks for unexpected question 4. First 30 min. power play, no teachers in exam hall 5. Cheer girls dance for each additional sheet.

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7 things students do During exams preparation: 1- sleeping 2- eating 3- texting 4- watch movies 5- chat with friends 6- dream of touching books & 7- ask others Studied something?

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Exams ka kala saya hai, Exam k dino mein sukh kisne paya hai? Duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo, Par inhe kaun samjhaye ye to bus moh maya hai!!

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Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.? Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!

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To accomplish great things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also believe, Best wishes for your exam.

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Neeraj Gupta love letter v/s exam paper love : hazaro khayal aate hai jinhe shabdo me nahi likh pate or exam : hazaro shabd likhne padte hai jo khayalo me bhi nahi aate .gn Djsumit

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Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai Nadi Bhar Hum Pard Pate Hain Balti Bhar Yaad Rehta Hai Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hain Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain!

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Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS 1 Too Many Questions. 2 Difficult to Understand. 3 More Explanation is Needed. 4 Result is always FAIL!

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Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa Likho K PEN Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Ho jaye Hr ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do Ki Check karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye

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1000 Pages Ki Book Kitne Din Me Padhi Ja Sakti H, Writer- 6 Months Doctor- 2 Months Lawyer- 1 Month Engg. Student-ye Batao Exam Kab Hai..raat Bhar Mai Nipta Denge

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