Exam SMS

Fire Ko Aag Kahte He. Cobra Ko Naag Kahte He. Garden Ko Baag Kahte He. Or "Exams" K Samay Jo Kaam Na Kare, Use Dimag Kahte He

10 years ago

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1 tree katne se 2000 exam ans.sheet banti h. agar hum sab students milkar exam na dene ka faisla kare to socho kitne ped bacha sakte hai. aakhir hum hi to desh ka future hai.is msg ko har student k sath share karo,,' exam hatao'tree bachao..."

10 years ago

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A Student Grabbed A Coin, Flipped It In The Air & Said, “Head, I Go To Sleep.” Tail, I Watch A Movie. If It Stands On The Edge I’ll Study

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Student style. 7 dayz bfor exm... Day1-exm ke liye itni chhutiyan.. haha..aram se ho jayega.. Day2-abhi to 6 din pade hai huh... Day3-aaj to yar uske ghar jana tha....yha jana tha...vha jana tha... kal padhenge... Day4-aaj pdhunga...raat puri raat...10 baje..off to sleep..kal pakka :o Day5-bhai syllabus bata,bus itna sa hai,yuhi tension lerha tha... Day6-kya padhu,kuchsamajh nhi aa rha... ye karta hu...nhi ye karta hun... ye vo...ye vo...'ghanta padhu ab' Day7-abe tune kitna kar liya? kuch bhi nhi..bhai tune kitna kr liya ? abe lagi padi hai...!! bhai paper ka jugad karlo paise mila ke...kar lo bhai bol raha hu...!! 'ON EXAMINATION' 'kaash 1 din or mil jata, faad deta subject...!!

10 years ago

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Neeraj Gupta love letter v/s exam paper love : hazaro khayal aate hai jinhe shabdo me nahi likh pate or exam : hazaro shabd likhne padte hai jo khayalo me bhi nahi aate .gn Djsumit

10 years ago

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इंसान का दिमाग 24 घंटे काम करता है...!!
सिर्फ वह दो बार ही बंद हो जाता है..,,
पहला Exam के समयऔर दूसरा बीवी पसंद करते समय..:stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

10 years ago

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If U Cry On Seeing D Question Paper It Is An Insult. If Ur Teacher Cries On Seeing Ur Answer Paper, It Is Ur Achievement... Happy Exams Days.

10 years ago

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Kehdo un parhne walon se, Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay, Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain, Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,

10 years ago

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Hi yay exam daratay kiyun hain, Merri neend uratay kiyun hain, Phurray bananay k liyay dost chayay hain, Kiyun k kal say exam shoruu honay walay hain .

10 years ago

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Aeroplane: Wright Brothrs Cycle: Macmillan Telephone: Graham Bell Telescope: Galileo Exams:?? Dhoondo Saa-le Ko! Mil K Marenge!

10 years ago

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:grinning::grinning::grinning:
परिक्षा के :speak_no_evil:20 दीन और ज़ियो के भी :hear_no_evil:30 ही दीन
अब लोचा ये है की क्या करे ?:monkey:
फोकट का:calling: नेट चलाये या :money_with_wings:पैसे की किताबे पडे!:joy::grin::wink::smiley::grinning::smile::grinning::sweat_smile::grin::grin::grin::grin::joy::heart_eyes::kissing_heart:

9 years ago

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Exams are like Girl friends - Too many questions - Difficult to understand - More explanation is needed - Result is always fail! :D

10 years ago

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Rules for exams: har sawaal se datkar larna, fekne mein kami na karna, mauka mile to aage peeche bhi dekhna aur ek baat yaad rakhna aage wale ka paper apna hi samajhna

10 years ago

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Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile. May God suceed u in every exams of ur life. Good luck & all the best

10 years ago

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Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.? Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!

10 years ago

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Agar question paper tuff lage ya samajh me na aye to ek gehri saans lo aur zor se chillao kamino fail hi karna he to exam kyo lete ho...!?

10 years ago

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SILENCE Is d best Answer for all questions SMILE Is d best Reaction in all situations Unfortunately BOTH Never Help In any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)

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Saal Bhar Padhai Hm kiya nhi krte Lekin Cheating Kr k Paper hm Likha nhi krte Ae University waloPass krna h to kro Fokat me Hm zyada Likha nhi krte

10 years ago

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EXAM TIME SONG

"THE HUMMA SONG"

Ek Ho Gye BOOK Aur HUM
HUMMA HUMMA HUMMA
phir Ud Gye Nind Re
AAAeeeee,... Humma
Phir Chlti Pen:pen_ballpoint::paintbrush: Masti Me To Panne:book::book: Bhi Palte Re...
HUMMA HUMMA HUMMA
mujhe Dar H Iss Bat Ka Bas Ki Kahi Na Ye Rat Gujar Jaye...
m Itna Bhi Na Padh :closed_book::notebook:lu Ki
Mere Dimag :head_bandage: Se N Sare Answer:rolling_eyes::rolling_eyes: Nikl Jaye...
bolunga Such M Jo De De Ijjajat...
Sir :head_bandage: Dard Bhi Ab Krne Lga H Bgawat....
question H Kaatil:knife::dagger: To Answer H Aafat:astonished:......
Lgta H Hone Wali H Kayamat:boom::boom:
Mat Tdpa Ayse Tu...
kr Na Insaaafi:bow_tone1:‍♀
Ager Chhit Nikl Jaye To Teacher Se Magta Hu Mafi:pray_tone1::pray_tone1:
HUMMA HUMMA HUMMA....
:smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::grin::grin::grin:

10 years ago

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Raat Ko kitab meri mujhe dekhti rahi Neend mujhe apni or ghasitati rahi Neend Ko jhoka mera man mh gya aur 1 raat phir ye inteeligent accha bina padhe so gaya...

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