Neeraj Gupta
love letter v/s exam paper
love :
hazaro khayal aate hai jinhe shabdo me nahi likh pate
or
exam :
hazaro shabd likhne padte hai jo khayalo me bhi nahi aate
.gn
Djsumit
Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.? Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!
After Examination-
1st Benchers- Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai,
2nd Benchers- Are yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya,
3rd Benchers- Pass ho jaunga bas itna pata hai,
4th Benchers- wat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu,
Last benchers- "Abe Paper ko maar goli, wo mere room wali madam kya gazab aayi thi, samajh hi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko"
Exam Paper Song---- :notes::notes::grin::v_tone1::grin::v_tone1::grin::v_tone1::notes::notes:
" Darwaaze :door: Ko Kundi Maaro Koi Na Andar Aane Paaye :no_good_tone1:..Teacher Ko :woman_tone1::school: Samjha Do , Cheating :pencil::writing_hand_tone1: Galti Se Bhi Ruk Na Jaaye :no_good_tone1:.. ... Thaka Thaka :disappointed::disappointed: Jo Feel Kare , Wo Jaa Ke Thoda Juice :tropical_drink: Gatak Le....Aur Jisko Cheating :pencil::writing_hand_tone1:nahi Krnii :no_good_tone1::rolling_eyes::rolling_eyes: , Woh Jaake Apnii Bhains :water_buffalo::water_buffalo: Charaye ... Bas Aaj Kii Baat Hai , Kal Se Wahi Syaape Hai , Jee Bhar Ke :sunglasses::v_tone1: Chaap Lo :joy:, ... Na Facebook Hai Na Google Hai .. Centre Pe Apna Raaz Hai :sunglasses::v_tone1::see_no_evil:..., Darne Kii Kya Baat Hai :shrug_tone1:♀...yeh Toh Bss Suruaat Hai :grin:... Yeh Toh Bss Suruaat Hai ....:grin::v_tone1::v_tone1::sunglasses:arrey Abhi Toh Paper Suru Hua Hai :grimacing::fingers_crossed_tone1::grin::sunglasses:.....
Hahahahaha:rofl::rofl:...All The Best To All The Students :information_desk_person::man_dancing_tone1:...
Om shanti Om ka dialogue Hum students ke andaaz mein .. Itni shiddat se maine paas hone ki koshish ki hai,,,,, ki har teacher ne mujhe marks na dene ki saazish ki hai,,,,, Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,,, to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,,,,,, Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,,,,, end tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS...... aur agar aisa nahi hota,,,,, to exam abhi khatam nahi hue, RE-TEST abhi baaki hai mere dost".
Boy: Ro Kyu Rhe Ho..?
Girl: Exm Me Mere Kam Marks Aaye Hai.
Boy: Kitne Aaye Hai..
Girl: Sirf 88%
Boy: Khuda Ka Khoff Kar.. Itne Me
To 2 Ladke Paas Ho Jaate Hai.!!
Student style.
7 dayz bfor exm...
Day1-exm ke liye itni chhutiyan..
haha..aram se ho jayega..
Day2-abhi to 6 din pade hai huh...
Day3-aaj to yar uske ghar jana tha....yha jana tha...vha jana tha... kal padhenge...
Day4-aaj pdhunga...raat puri raat...10 baje..off to sleep..kal pakka :o
Day5-bhai syllabus bata,bus itna
sa hai,yuhi tension lerha tha...
Day6-kya padhu,kuchsamajh nhi aa rha...
ye karta hu...nhi ye karta hun...
ye vo...ye vo...'ghanta padhu ab'
Day7-abe tune kitna kar liya?
kuch bhi nhi..bhai tune kitna kr liya ?
abe lagi padi hai...!! bhai paper ka jugad karlo paise mila ke...kar lo bhai
bol raha hu...!!
'ON EXAMINATION'
'kaash 1 din or mil jata, faad deta subject...!!
SILENCE
Is d best Answer
for all questions
SMILE
Is d best Reaction
in all situations
Unfortunately
BOTH Never Help In
any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)
Xams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha
aur paper hard tha cheating nahi karne de raha tha.
1st bencher ne chit likh kar examiner ko di.
Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya.
2nd bencher pehle se:- yaar tune kya
likha?
1st bencher ne kaha -
SIR Peechhe se aapki pant phati hui hai....!!!
Exam me sir ne copy karne diya..
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.
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Aur kaha bahar ye mat kehna ki
maine copy karne diya tha..
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Student - Na ji, hum kahenge,
Sir bahut stirct the, Harami the, Kutte ne hilne bhi nahi diya,Mar
jaye sala