Latest Exam time song - "subah hone na de,
saath khone na de,
ek dusre ko hum sone na de" Warna
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. Milega zero... o O o o
Milega zero... o O o O :o
WHY STUDENT FAIL
Sundays-52 in a year,Days left 313
Summer holidays 50,Days left 263
8 hrs daily sleep-130 days GONe, Days left 141
1 hr daily playing means 15 days,Days left 126
2 hrs daily for eating means 30 days.Days left 96,
1 hr talking means 15 days.,Days left 81
Exams days 35 days,Days left 46
Eid & Gov holidays 20, Days left 26
Movies,TV at least 25 days,Days left 1
That 1 day is your BIRTHDAY.
Hun banda SALGIRHA waly din bhi parhy?
Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Ek Ho Gye BOOK Aur HUM HUMMA HUMMA HUMMA phir Ud Gye Nind Re AAAeeeee,... Humma Phir Chlti Pen:pen_ballpoint::paintbrush: Masti Me To Panne:book::book: Bhi Palte Re... HUMMA HUMMA HUMMA mujhe Dar H Iss Bat Ka Bas Ki Kahi Na Ye Rat Gujar Jaye... m Itna Bhi Na Padh :closed_book::notebook:lu Ki Mere Dimag :head_bandage: Se N Sare Answer:rolling_eyes::rolling_eyes: Nikl Jaye... bolunga Such M Jo De De Ijjajat... Sir :head_bandage: Dard Bhi Ab Krne Lga H Bgawat.... question H Kaatil:knife::dagger: To Answer H Aafat:astonished:...... Lgta H Hone Wali H Kayamat:boom::boom: Mat Tdpa Ayse Tu... kr Na Insaaafi:bow_tone1:♀ Ager Chhit Nikl Jaye To Teacher Se Magta Hu Mafi:pray_tone1::pray_tone1: HUMMA HUMMA HUMMA.... :smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::smiley::grin::grin::grin:
Xams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!
"Wo Mud Mud ke Dekh Rehe The Hume"
"Hum Mud Mud Ke Dekh Rehe The Unhe"
"Wo Hume
Hum Unhe"
"Hum Unhe
Wo Hume"
"Kyoki Exam Mai Na Unhe Kuch Aata Tha Na Hume.
What is the true meaning of ‘Study’??
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited sms
D. Dreaming
Y. Yaani mast life
SO carry on study..!! Plzzzzz.
Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.? Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!
MOVIES OF SCHOOL
Class = BARDASHT
Attendance = HERA PHERI
Class Room = NO ENTRY
Teacher = JANI DUSHMAN
Exam = EVIL DEAD
Examinar = DON
Friend During Papers = HUM AAP KE HAIN KON ?
Marking = ANDHA KANOON
Exam Time = QAYAMAT
Cheating = LAGE RAHO MUNNA BHAI
Question Paper = PAHELI
Answer Paper = KORA KAGHAZ
Result = SADMA
Pass = CHAMATKAR
Fail = DEVDAS
Future = NA TUM JANO NA HUM
HappY eXaM SeaSOn
Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee.
neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee.
Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa.
Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya
1000 Pages Ki Book Kitne Din Me Padhi Ja Sakti H,
Writer- 6 Months
Doctor- 2 Months
Lawyer- 1 Month
Engg. Student-ye Batao Exam Kab Hai..raat Bhar Mai Nipta Denge
Na Waqt Hai Itna K Syllbus Puraa Kiyaa Jaye,
Na Tarkib Kaise Pass Kiya Jaye,
1 Aisa dard Diya Hai is Padhai ne,
Naa khulke Roya Jaye Na Jamke Soya Jaye...!!