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India ki reet: Ladki agar khud pat jaye to PYAR... Dost log patwaye to UPHAR... Gharwale la de to SANSKAR... aur agar khud patake ghar le aao to HAHAKAR...!!:p...

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Log Kehte Hai Pyar Itna Mat Karo Ki GirlFriend Sar Par Sawar Ho Jaye, Hum Kehte Hai Pyar itna Karo Ki Girl Ki Friend Bhi Aapke Sath Farar Ho Jaye.

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Best relations don’t need terms conditions n promises, They need only two wonderful people, one who can trust n other who can understand.

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Socha Tha Nahi Karenge Mohabbat Kisi Se.. Par Anjaane Me Ek Ghaav Laga Bethe.. Ek Shaks Ko Paane Ke Liye Hue Itne Pagal.. Ki Apna Sab Kuch Gawa Bethe.. Chaaha Tha Zndgi Me Jeena Pehli Baar.. Par Baaki Ki Zndgi Me Gam E Bahaar Laga Bethe..!

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"Is life me tension hi tension h.. fir b in labon pe muskan h. Qki. Jeena jab har haal me h, to muskura kar jine me kya nuksan h. Keep Smiling, -bløødycøøl

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1 Baar GAAL pe 1 Baar MAATHE pe 1 Baar HAATHO pe 1 Baar AANKHO pe 1 Baar LIPS pe . . . . "BORO PLUS" Zarur Lgana, Thandi Aa Gai Hai.

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Definition of "KISS" from educational point of view. MATHS: KISS is the shortest distance between 2 Lips...! . ECONOMICS: KISS is that thing 4 which the DEMAND is always higher than the SUPPLY...! . PHYSICS: KISS is the powerful process of charging 2 human bodies in a short time...! . COMPUTER: KISS is just like aLAN, in which 2 bodies are connected without any DATA CABLE...! . . . Class Over!

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Ek Smoker Ne Kaha He... "Zindgi Ek Cigerratte Ki Tarah He... Enjoy Karo, Warna Jal To Rahi Hi Hai, Khatam To Waise Bhi Ho Jayegi..." -bløødycøøl

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पगली ये केसा Virus है तेरे इश्क का
जब भी तेरे बारे में सोचता हूँ
hang सा हो जाता हूँ...:kissing_heart:

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Apki Kanjusi Dil Ko Bha Gai Hamain Bhi Apne Fone K Balance Ki Keemat Samajh Aa Gai Socha Ab Apko Message Na Karein Magar Ye Kambakht Dosti Hamain Yaad aa Gai

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Koshish to hoti hai ke teri har khwaish puri karon…!! Par dar lagta hai ke.. tu khwaish me mjhse judai na mang le…!!

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हमें :bow: शादी :writing_hand:ka :angel: कोई:writing_hand: शौक :raised_hands:नहीं :writing_hand: है :v: कसम :footprints: से,:heart_exclamation::cupid: ये :writing_hand:तो :punch:आने :writing_hand:वाले :zzz:बच्चों :two_men_holding_hands: की :writing_hand: ज़िद :writing_hand: है :bow: की मम्मी_ :bride_with_veil:चाहिए.:muscle::writing_hand::bow::cupid::heart_exclamation:

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Ek ladka aur ek ladki ek dusre se bhut pyaar karte the.. . . . . Ladki ke baap ko pata lag gya... . . . Usne gusse se bijli se chalnewali aaari ko ladki ke gardan(neck) pe rakh diya.. Woh aari ladki ko katne hi wali thi, achanak light chali gayi... . Pass mai khadha woh ladka chillaya.. Congress sarkar Zindabad.. Moral: Agar sacha hai aapka pyaar to saath hai Bharat Sarkar..

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Ladka ladki se:- tute dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi..? Ladki:-tuti chappal se mar khaoge ya chappal tutne tak mar khaoge..?

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Tum bohat saal reh liye apne, Ab mere, sirf mere ho ke raho Andheri raahon par sunsaan raston per, Woh aik chaand sa chehra bohat yaad aya..

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Ladka ladki se:- tute dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi..? Ladki:-tuti chappal se mar khaoge ya chappal tutne tak mar khaoge..

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Gum ki aahat bhi na aaye tere dar par, pyar ka samunder ka tu bhi ek kinara ho, kabhi bhool se jo tapke teri aankh se moti, thame wohi jo tujhe sab se pyara ho !!!

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1 khwab ,1 pyar ,1 haqiqat ho tum . Dosti me padnewali har zaroorat ho tum. Jisko roj itne SMS karnepade,woh musibat ho tum.

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ज्यादा कुछ नहीं चाइये मुझे तुझसे..!!
बस एक Good Mrng ...janu:stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
बोल दे वही मेरे लिए बहुत है....pgli:kissing_heart:

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Itni dosti naa karo ki bigad jaye hum. thoda danta bhi karo ki sudhar jaye hum. ho jaye gar humse koi khata to ho jana khafa, magar itna bhi nahi k mar hi jaye hum.

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