BEST RELATION ke network ke liye zaruri hai,
-yado ka recharge,
-sharart ka miss call,
-pyara sa sms,
-dil ki range,
-aur bharose ki lifetime validity.
Pyaar Vyaar To Ek Bahana Hai, Dil
Mile Na Mile Lips Ko Milana Hai, Ye
Style Hai Sab Ashiqon Ka, Kya
Kahe Doston Ye Dilip Kumar Ka Nahi
Emraan Hashmi Ka Zamana Hai!
Definition of "KISS" from educational
point of view.
MATHS:
KISS is the shortest distance
between 2 Lips...!
.
ECONOMICS:
KISS is that thing 4 which the
DEMAND is always higher than the
SUPPLY...!
.
PHYSICS:
KISS is the powerful process of
charging 2 human bodies in a
short time...!
.
COMPUTER: KISS is just like aLAN, in
which 2
bodies are connected without
any DATA CABLE...!
.
.
.
Class Over!
Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya,
Me ghar paucha or bell bajai,
Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola,
Wo bahut sundar thi,
Muskura k boli ap bahut smart ho,
Abhi ghar pr koi nhi he.
Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya Or,
Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga,
To uski puri family ghar se baharaa gai or,
Meri sharafat ki tarif karte hue,
Mujhe gale lagaya or kaha,
Hum ko rishta manzur he.
Ab mai kya batau?
Ke Mai to bike ko lock karne gayatha..
Girl : I hate the fact, I am not as tall as you.
Boy : Well thats an advantage to u if u believe me !:)
Girl : How ?
Boy : You can listen to my heart which beats only for u ♥♥