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Pyaar Vyaar To Ek Bahana Hai, Dil
Mile Na Mile Lips Ko Milana Hai, Ye
Style Hai Sab Ashiqon Ka, Kya
Kahe Doston Ye Dilip Kumar Ka Nahi
Emraan Hashmi Ka Zamana Hai!
Maa beti se: Beti doodh ka glasspee lo;
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Beti: No mama mujhe nai peena
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Maa: Beti agr doodh nai peo gi tobari kse hogi?
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Beti: maa apko b to doodh pasandnhi,
phir b aap bari ho gai hain
Mai b nhi peeongi to bari ho jaungi.
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Maa:
Achi bachiyan zid nhi krti,
Agr meri achi beti ho to doodhpeelo
warna mei tum se khafa ho jaon gi.
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Beti: OK mama,.
aap kehti hain tou mein doodh pee
leti hoon . .
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Aur iss trha uss ki beti ne doodh pilia..
Post end tak kitnay dhyaan sayparha hai
Fantastic Answer by a philosopher
to a question asked at the BBC.
Define Birthday!
Answer: The only day in your life,
when you cried & your mother was Smiling.
1 Ladka Aur Ladki 1 Dusre ko Q Nhi Samajh Pate?
Q ki khuda ne Ladke ko Accha DIMAG diya H Or
Ladki ko Accha DIL, Mgr Ladka DIL se Sochta H Or Ladki DIMAG se..
Gum ki aahat bhi na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ka samunder ka tu bhi ek kinara ho,
kabhi bhool se jo tapke teri aankh se moti,
thame wohi jo tujhe sab se pyara ho !!!
BEST RELATION ke network ke liye zaruri hai,
-yado ka recharge,
-sharart ka miss call,
-pyara sa sms,
-dil ki range,
-aur bharose ki lifetime validity.
Socha Tha Nahi Karenge Mohabbat Kisi Se..
Par
Anjaane Me Ek Ghaav Laga Bethe..
Ek Shaks Ko Paane Ke Liye Hue Itne Pagal..
Ki
Apna Sab Kuch Gawa Bethe..
Chaaha Tha Zndgi Me Jeena Pehli Baar..
Par
Baaki Ki Zndgi Me Gam E Bahaar Laga Bethe..!