Love Funny SMS

Pyaar Vyaar To Ek Bahana Hai, Dil Mile Na Mile Lips Ko Milana Hai, Ye Style Hai Sab Ashiqon Ka, Kya Kahe Doston Ye Dilip Kumar Ka Nahi Emraan Hashmi Ka Zamana Hai!

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Ladka:mujse shadi karogi?? Ladki:kyu?? Ladka:mera bahut lamba hei Ladki:kya!!!!! Ladka:Anubhav Ladki:ha,lekin mera bahut Gehera hei Ladka:kya???? Ladki:Atmavishwas!!!

10 years ago

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Dil Humara Chocolate Ki Tarah Najuk Tum Usme Dry Fruits Ka Tadka Life Hogi Fruit And Nut Jaisi Agar Mill Jaye Girlfriend Tere Jaisi..

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Maa beti se: Beti doodh ka glasspee lo; . . Beti: No mama mujhe nai peena . Maa: Beti agr doodh nai peo gi tobari kse hogi? . Beti: maa apko b to doodh pasandnhi, phir b aap bari ho gai hain Mai b nhi peeongi to bari ho jaungi. . Maa: Achi bachiyan zid nhi krti, Agr meri achi beti ho to doodhpeelo warna mei tum se khafa ho jaon gi. . Beti: OK mama,. aap kehti hain tou mein doodh pee leti hoon . . . . Aur iss trha uss ki beti ne doodh pilia.. Post end tak kitnay dhyaan sayparha hai

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Ek Smoker Ne Kaha He... "Zindgi Ek Cigerratte Ki Tarah He... Enjoy Karo, Warna Jal To Rahi Hi Hai, Khatam To Waise Bhi Ho Jayegi..." -bløødycøøl

10 years ago

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तू :point_up_2: सफर मेरा:two_hearts:
है तू :point_up_2: ही मेरी मंज़िल:sparkling_heart:
तेरे :point_up_2: बिना गुज़ारा..!♡♡
ऐ दिल है मुश्किल...:gift_heart:

तू :point_up_2: मेरा खुदा..:dizzy:
तूही :point_up_2: दुआ में शामिल..
तेरे :point_up_2: बिना गुज़ारा..!♡♡
ऐ दिल है मुश्किल... :gift_heart:

9 years ago

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Ladka ladki se:- tute dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi..? Ladki:-tuti chappal se mar khaoge ya chappal tutne tak mar khaoge..

10 years ago

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Fantastic Answer by a philosopher to a question asked at the BBC. Define Birthday! Answer: The only day in your life, when you cried & your mother was Smiling.

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Jab maine darwaja khola, Aapki aakho me aansu, Chehre par hasi thi, Shasho me aahen dil me bebasi thi, Pehle Q nahi bataya ki darwwaze me ungli fasi thi..

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Hum Phoolo Ki Tarah Hasna Jante Hai, Hum Haskar Gam Chhupana Jante Hai, Log Milkar Rishte Nibhate Hai To Kya Hua, Hum Bina Mile Hi Rishte Nibhana Jante Hai.

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Log Kehte Hai Pyar Itna Mat Karo Ki GirlFriend Sar Par Sawar Ho Jaye, Hum Kehte Hai Pyar itna Karo Ki Girl Ki Friend Bhi Aapke Sath Farar Ho Jaye.

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Koshish to hoti hai ke teri har khwaish puri karon…!! Par dar lagta hai ke.. tu khwaish me mjhse judai na mang le…!!

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ZAMANE KI HAR JANNAT TUMHARI HOGI YE AASMAAN YE ZAMI TUMHARI HOGI MUJHSE KEH BHI NA PAOGE USKE PEHLE MERE HISSE KI HAR KHUSHI TUMHARI HOGI

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Ab Aur Manzil Pane Ki Hasrat Nahi Kisi Ki Yaad Me Mar Jane Ki Fitrat Nahi Aap Jese Dost Jabse Mile Kisi Aur Ko Dost Banane Ki Jarurat Nahi

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Gadha jo khaye wo ghas ho tum, Buddhe ka chyawanprash ho tum, idiot, stupid bakwas ho tum, par jo bhi ho yar Dost jhakas ho tum.

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Woh Jaate Jaate Keh Gaye Ki Hum Sirf Khwabon Mein Aayenge, Hum Ne Kaha Vaada To Karlo, Hum Zindagi Bhar Ke Liye So Jayenge!

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Hatho Ki Lakiro Ka Aitbar Kar Lena, Bharosa Ho To Had Ko Paar Kr Lena, Khona Pana To Nasibo Ka Khel H, Dil Ko Jo Apna Lge Bas Ussi Se Pyar Kr Lena..

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I love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you are rasna to bola hi nahi... I love you rasna...

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SMS ek masti hai, Yeh call se sasti hai, Neend ko bhagati hai, Khoon ko jagati hai, Dimaag ko pakati hai, Aur aapko hamari yaad dilati hai.

10 years ago

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Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya, Me ghar paucha or bell bajai, Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola, Wo bahut sundar thi, Muskura k boli ap bahut smart ho, Abhi ghar pr koi nhi he. Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya Or, Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga, To uski puri family ghar se baharaa gai or, Meri sharafat ki tarif karte hue, Mujhe gale lagaya or kaha, Hum ko rishta manzur he. Ab mai kya batau? Ke Mai to bike ko lock karne gayatha..

10 years ago

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