70% girl sweet hoti hai
75% beautiful hoti hain
85% inteligent.
90% masoom hoti hai& 100% pyari hot hain
kul mila kar 70+75+85+90+100
sub ki sub 420 hoti hain..
one day the moon sed 2 me,
If your lover makes you cry,
why dont you leave your lover..
I looked at the moon,
And replied would you ever leave your sky?
Pyar=Dukho Ka Bazar.
Premi=Dukho Ka Kharidar.
Premika=Dukho Ki Dukandar.
Mata-Pita=Bich Ki Diwar.
Behen=Salahkar.
Bhai=Pitne Ko Taiyar.
Ye He LOVE Ka BIG BAZAR.
Madam:-kal absent kyo tha ?
Boy:-aapke kehne per mai,
Dirty picture dekhne gaya tha..
Mam:-per maine aisha kab kaha ??
Boy:-aapne hi to kaha tha? Bacho,
VIDYA mai man lagawo..
Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi
Ek bachcha us shirt par bani car ko dekh raha tha
us ladki ne bacche se kaha ki kabhi car nahi dekhi kya
phir us bacche ne kaha car to dekhi hai
par ase speed breaker nahi DEKHE..!!
Ap Hame MSG Bhi Nahi Karte
Yad Bhi Nahi Karte
Ap Bahut Kanjus Ho
Bura Mante Ho To Mano
K- Khwab Me
A- Akar
N- Neend
J- Jo Churaye
U- Umar Bhar Jo
S- Sath Nibhaye
Vahi Kanjus Hota Hai Na...
Agar chandni chowk ka favvara n hota aur,
India gate ka nazara n hota.
Agar aaj k fashion n ladakiyon ko,
Is kdr bigada n hota,
To kas India ka koi bhi ladka aaj awara n hota.
Bf: You Know Where I Want To Kiss You?
Gf: Lips?
Bf: No
Gf: Cheek?
Bf: No
Gf: Neck?
Bf: Nope
Gf: Then Where?
Bf: In Da Wedding Lawn In Front
Of Our Families When We Both Say "I Do"
"hum aashiq" har kam me kamal kar de.
jo wada kare wo pura har hal me kar de,
kya jarurat h ladkiya ko lipstik lagane ki,
hum chumte hi hoth lal karde.