Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakhiye,
Mind me nahi
Hume mind me rakhna dangerous ho sakta hai
Kyonki hum mind blowing hai.
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Puchha Mujh Se Chand Sitaro Ne,
Tuje BhooLa Diya Kya Tere Jigari Yaaro Ne,
Maine Kaha BhooL To Nahi Sakte,
Bas Lage Honge Kamine Kisi ko Patane Me.
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Mhobt k raste me har waqt dard milega,
mhObt ke raste me har waqt dard milega,
meri maano,
isi raste par
medical store khol lo
Mast chalega
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Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat,
Wah wah!
Arz kiya hai: Mujhe thi uske pyaar ki chahat,
Wah wah!
Par wo dekh rahi thi Sony pe Aahat.
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Suraj hua madam,
Chand chalne laga,
Mai tehra reha,
Jami chalne lagi,
Sajna kya yehi pyar hai ??
Nalayak,,bhag!!
Ye pyar nhi,abe bhukamp aaya hai.!!
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Khayalon me jeena chod diya humne,
Ummeed se haqiqat ka rukh mod liya humne,
Tmhen pyar aakhiri sans tak krenge,
Pyar hai ye kehna chhod diya humne.
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Beta : papa meri madam kitni beautiful hai..
papa : beta madam ma jaisi hoti hai..
beta : papa ap hamesha apna hi setting karte ho..
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Munnabhai – ye sala college ka full form kya hota hai ?
Circuit – Apun ko malum hai na
C – Come
O – On
L – Lets
L – Love
E – Every
G – Girl
E – Everyday
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Likhu to kuch pegam esa likhu,
k kalam bhi rone par majbur ho jae
har lafj me esa dard bhardo,
ke padhne vali pyar karne par majbur ho jae.
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Aaj Titanic ki 96th
Anniversary hai
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Sub pyaar karne walon se
Request hai k doob k mar
Jayen
Thank u.....
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ey Khuda
:
Saari Khusiyan
:
Saari Izzat
:
Saari Mohabbat
:
Saari Chahat
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De De Usko
:
Dil Me Hai Jiske
:
<=Dard-E-Disco=>
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Pyar me kbhi petrol nhi hota,
Pyar k safar me kbhi puncture nhi hota..
Pyar to woh gaadi hi dear,
Jisme kbhi do se zyada pasenger nhi hota..
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Socha tha har mod par tera sath denge,
Socha tha har mod par tera sath denge,
Par kya kare kambakth sadak hi seedhi nikli !!!!!!!
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I want to hugh u i want to
kiss u love + ship = titanic
dinosaur + forest= jurassic park
arnold + gun=terminator
U + UR SMILE = Oh my god...THE MUMMY RETURNS
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Kisi ka haath tham kar chodna nahi,
wada kisi se karke todna nahi,
koi agar aapka dil tode to usko
4-5 laat mare bina chndna nahi.
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Mere Dil Ki Duniya Basao To
Jane Sisakte Labo Ko Hansao To
Jane Wafao"Ki Baten Bahut Kar Li
Tumne Mujhe Apni Dulhan Banao To
Jane
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Umido ki duniya bah gayi,
Khwabo ki duniya rah gayi,
Kya tumhari izzat rah gayi,
Jb ki wo tumhe bhiya kah ke chali gayi. Rahul
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