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  • Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi Ek bachcha us shirt par bani car ko dekh raha tha us ladki ne bacche se kaha ki kabhi car nahi dekhi kya phir us bacche ne kaha car to dekhi hai par ase speed breaker nahi DEKHE..!!
  • 9 years ago



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  • ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi, ladkiyo se bate hame pasand nahi, vo to tum 2sto ki jid h. ki bhabi chaiye varna hame to saadi karna bhi pasand nahi.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Love SMS
  • Shadi Ka Kharcah 5Lac Or Love Marrige Sirf 100 Ka Stamp 70 NotrY 50 Varmala Total-220 Ab Apka Fesla Jago Grahak Jago Or Lover K Sath Bhago.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Love SMS
  • Behan Ki Friend Behan Hoti Hai . Bhai Ka Friend Bhai Hota Hai . . . To Wife Ki Friend Wife Kyu Nai Hoti...??
  • 9 years ago



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  • Bottle Chupa Dena Kafan Me Mere, Shamshan Me Bhet Kar Piya Karuga, Khuda Maangega Jab Hisaab Mujhse, Ek Ek Peg Bana Kar Diya Karuga..
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Love SMS
  • In Ankho Se Sapne Churaya Na Karo, Humari Dosti Ko Aazmaya Na Karo, Tumhare 1 SmS Ke Badle 100 Call Kardu, Par Shart Ye Hai Ki Tum Phone Uthaya Na Karo.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher: 1+1=3 karna ho to..? student: simple dono ki SHAADI karva do. Teacher: aur agar 1+1=11 karna ho toh student: toh dono ka NIKAAH karva do
  • 9 years ago



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  • sweet insult.......... ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya, ek khusbsurat ladki ne dekha or kaha aapne bade bhai ke pair chuu rahe ho... ladka- ji BHABI G.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Love SMS
  • GF Kal maine tumhe call kiya, To tumne phone kyo nahi uthaya. BF Kyo uthau Rs 45 dekar jo gana lagwaya hai, Wo kya tera baap sunega.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Lecture Me Masti Thi Hamari Bhi Kuch Hasti Thi Teacher Ka Sahara Tha Dil Ye Aawara Tha Kahan Aa Gaye Is Degree Ki Aafat Mein Yaar Wo School Hi Kitna Payara Tha*
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Love SMS
  • J!$he D!l D!ya Wo D!l! Ch@l! Gy!, J!$e Py@ar K!ya Wo !t@ly Ch@l! Gy!, D!l Ne Kha Khud Ku$h! Kr Le Z@l!m, B!j@l! Ko H@th Lgaya To B!jali Chal! Gy!.
  • 9 years ago



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  • 70% girl sweet hoti hai 75% beautiful hoti hain 85% inteligent. 90% masoom hoti hai& 100% pyari hot hain kul mila kar 70+75+85+90+100 sub ki sub 420 hoti hain..
  • 9 years ago



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  • Muhabbat rait jesi hai. . ! kisi bhi band muthi mein magar ye bhi haqeeqat hai. Achanak be-khayali mein Bina sochay Bina samjhay Yunhi bus be-irada hi Ye muthi khul bhi jati hai. .
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Love SMS
  • Boy- I love u Ladki-tameez se baat karo. Boy-Om manglam bhagwan vishnu with due to respect, I BEG TO SAY THAT "I LOVE U" DEVI JI!...
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Love SMS
  • I want to hugh u i want to kiss u love + ship = titanic dinosaur + forest= jurassic park arnold + gun=terminator U + UR SMILE = Oh my god...THE MUMMY RETURNS
  • 9 years ago



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  • Agar chandni chowk ka favvara n hota aur, India gate ka nazara n hota. Agar aaj k fashion n ladakiyon ko, Is kdr bigada n hota, To kas India ka koi bhi ladka aaj awara n hota.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Logo Ne Pyar Kiya To Kya Kiya, Pyar Ki Bewafai Me Khud KoMita Diya, Isi Pyar Me Log Bane Devdaas, Par Koi Na Ban Saka Mere Jaisa Bindaas.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Love SMS
  • Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Patni: Agar Mujhe Kuchh Ho Gaya To Kya Aap Turant Dusri Shaadi Kar Lenge? Pati: Kam Se Km 2-3 Mahine 2 Rukna Padega, Warna Padosi Kya Kahenge?
  • 9 years ago



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