Funny Love SMS

Pathan Ki Biwi Romantic Mood Mein Thhi, To Woh Pathan Se Kehti Hai. Biwi Pyar Se Boli:Aap Hazaron Mein Ek Ho, Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ke Muh Pe Thapad Maara Or Gusse Se Bola. Pathan:Ye Baki 999 Koun Hain?

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Aaj Titanic ki 96th Anniversary hai . . . . . . . Sub pyaar karne walon se Request hai k doob k mar Jayen Thank u.....

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Admi: Yar Me Bohat Bari Mushkil Me Phans Chuka Hn Friend: Wo Q? Admi:yr B.v K Makeup K Khrcha Brdasht Nhi Hota Aur Makeup Na Kare To B.v Bardasht Nhi Hoti.

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Love is life ~= SMS OF THE DAY =~ 3 Rishte 3 Waqto par pahechane jate hai 1- Aulaad Budhape me 2- Dost Musibat me Aur 3- Girlfriend Garibi Me.

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chuhe ko billi lagi gori, dono milne lage chori chori chuha bola o gori aa khele ankh micholi billi chuhe ko mar k kha gayi or boli I HATE LUV STORY.

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WIFE BIWI JORU PATNI AURAT OR GHARWALI Me Kya Fark Hai? SochO Aur Socho Kuch Fark Nhi Hai Dost Ye 1 Musibat ke 6 alag alag naam hai

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Behan Ki Friend Behan Hoti Hai . Bhai Ka Friend Bhai Hota Hai . . . To Wife Ki Friend Wife Kyu Nai Hoti...??

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Likhu to kuch pegam esa likhu, k kalam bhi rone par majbur ho jae har lafj me esa dard bhardo, ke padhne vali pyar karne par majbur ho jae.

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Ek Pehchan Hazaro Rishte Bana Deti Hai. Ek Muskaan Hazaro Ghum Bhula Deti Hai Zindgi Ke Safar Me Sambhal Kar Chalna Mere Dosto Ek Galatfahmi Hazaro Sapne Jala Deti Hai..!!

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Why do girls look beautiful? is it real or due to make up? all false Girls look beautiful because. boys have good IMAGINATION

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Kisi ka haath tham kar chodna nahi, wada kisi se karke todna nahi, koi agar aapka dil tode to usko 4-5 laat mare bina chndna nahi.

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1970 me... Dulha Dahej Me Redio Mangta Tha. . . . 1980 me T.V . . . 1990 Bike. . . . 2000 Car. . . . 2012 . . Bas bina . . Boyfrnd wali Dulhan de do.baki sabkuch mai apne aap se le loonga

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Khushbu ne fool ko ek ehsas banaya, fool ne maliko kuch khas banaya, chahat ne mahhabbat ko ek pyas banaya, mohabbat ne kitno ko paro, chandramukhi aur devdas babaya.

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Pyar hua ikrar hua hai, Pyar se phir q darta hai dil... Q na dare dil? . . Kyuki aaj kal k pyaar se badhta hai, Sirf mobile or resturant ka bill!!!

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GF Kal maine tumhe call kiya, To tumne phone kyo nahi uthaya. BF Kyo uthau Rs 45 dekar jo gana lagwaya hai, Wo kya tera baap sunega.

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प्यार :couple_with_heart: तो एक पल में हो जायेगा पगली :bride_with_veil_tone1: लेकिन लड़की :woman:‪ #Life_time‬ :alarm_clock: साथ :couple: देने वाली होनी चाहिए.. #‎Life ‬की‪ #‎वाट‬ :punch: लगाने वाली:x:नही...:heart::smoking::sunglasses:

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Jis Chehre Ko Dekh Haste The Hum, Aaj Usi Ne Rula Diya, Khud Ne To Phone Kiya Nahi, Humne Kiya To Caller Tune Thi "TUJHE BHULAA DIYA...!!"

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:point_down: कल रात :skull: मौत आयी थी :rage: गुस्सेमेँ बोली :cupid: जान ले लुंगी :grin: छोरे तेरी...
:heart_eyes: मैने भी हँसते हुये कह दिया :skull: जिस्म ले जाओ...
:heart: जान तो एक :ok_hand: प्यारी सी :princess: रानी ले गई है....!:kissing_heart::kissing_heart:

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Teacher: 1+1=3 karna ho to..? student: simple dono ki SHAADI karva do. Teacher: aur agar 1+1=11 karna ho toh student: toh dono ka NIKAAH karva do

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Small Boy lovf story:- . Uske kadam jaha-jaha pde, Hmne wo jgh chum li... Or wo bewfa meri mummy ko ja kr boli:- "Aunty aapka beta mitti khata h." Hehehehehe

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