Funny Love SMS, New Whatsapp Status

Love mens L-loss of mane O-out of mind V-vest of time E-end oe time So dond Love Only line maro

10 years ago

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Reh na paoge kabhi bhula kar dekhlo, Yaken nai ata to azma kr dekhlo, Her waqt kami mehsos hogi humari, Apni sim # bund krwa kr dekhlo.

10 years ago

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Bottle Chupa Dena Kafan Me Mere, Shamshan Me Bhet Kar Piya Karuga, Khuda Maangega Jab Hisaab Mujhse, Ek Ek Peg Bana Kar Diya Karuga..

10 years ago

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Dil ki umeedon ka Hosla To Dekho. Intezar us Ka Jis Ko Ehsas tak Nahi.

10 years ago

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harbhajan ne apni grlfrnd se pucha, kya mai tumhara pehla pyar hu? grlfrnd-kardi na sardaro wali baat, spinner ko kabhi pahla over mila he.

10 years ago

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Hamare liye apne heart me jagah rakhiye, Mind me nahi Hume mind me rakhna dangerous ho sakta hai Kyonki hum mind blowing hai.

10 years ago

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Some say: "Whisky is Risky" Some say: "Whisky bina Zindagi Miss ki" But I say: "Rum, Bear ya ho Whisky, Koi Nahi Girlfrnd se Zayada Risky..

10 years ago

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Pyar Karne Ki Apni Ek Reet Hai.. Pyar Ka Dusara Naam Hi To Preet Hai.. Isiliye Try Maro Har Ladki Par, Kyoki 'DARR Ke Aage JEET Hai'.;-)

10 years ago

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GF Kal maine tumhe call kiya, To tumne phone kyo nahi uthaya. BF Kyo uthau Rs 45 dekar jo gana lagwaya hai, Wo kya tera baap sunega.

10 years ago

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Wife 2 husband- tumhe pyar karna nahi aata, husb-to kya ye 3 bacche internet se downlod kiye h? wife-nahi y to sharma ji ke pen drive se liye h.

10 years ago

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Garib ne tajmahal ki hr diwar ko dekha, Hr minar ko dekha, Hr kaalin ko dekha, Hr khidki ko dekha, Or bola. "maa kasam sachi mohabbat me kharcha bahut h....

10 years ago

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Two lovers plan to SUCIDE. Boy jumped first, Girl closes her eyes & returns back saying LOVE IS BLIND Boy in air open his parashute saying LOVE NEVER DIES...

10 years ago

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Likhu to kuch pegam esa likhu, k kalam bhi rone par majbur ho jae har lafj me esa dard bhardo, ke padhne vali pyar karne par majbur ho jae.

10 years ago

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Pyaar Ke Geet Gayenge Hum; Apni Ek Nayi DuniyaBasaayenge Hum; Jo In Hawaaon Se Diya BujhGaya; Unhe Bech Kar Philips Ke Bulb Layenge Hum..! khan

10 years ago

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Dis is Luv Jab apki GIRL friend GAS chhode aur apko wo bhi gulab ki khushbu jaisi lage to samaj lena apko sachcha pyar hogaya hai.

10 years ago

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Kabutar bethu dal par, Aasu padyu rumal par, Hu fida tari chal par, Pachi bhale ne pade gal par.

10 years ago

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aapki zindgi me koi gum na ho, aapki aankhe kabhi num na ho, har roz mile aapko nayi girlfrnd jiski umar 80 se kam na ho.

10 years ago

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ये :man: मेरा :heart_decoration: दिल है.
कोई :ship: TitaniC शिप नहीं.
इस मैं सिर्फ तेरी जगह है.
हज़ारों की नहीं..

9 years ago

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Love is life ~= SMS OF THE DAY =~ 3 Rishte 3 Waqto par pahechane jate hai 1- Aulaad Budhape me 2- Dost Musibat me Aur 3- Girlfriend Garibi Me.

10 years ago

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Barish me raat ko 1 Ladka pizza lene Gya. Waiter-Apki koi gfrnd hai? Ladka- kutte! is tufani barish me kya meri maa muje pizza lene bhejegi.

10 years ago

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