chuhe ko billi lagi gori,
dono milne lage chori chori
chuha bola o gori aa khele ankh micholi
billi chuhe ko mar k kha gayi
or boli
I HATE LUV STORY.
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DEFINITION OF LOVE & TRUST :"Giving Someone The Authority To Destroy You Completely But Having TheConfidence That Person WouldNever Do It..
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sweet insult..........
ek ladka gadhe ke samne gir gaya,
ek khusbsurat ladki ne dekha or kaha
aapne bade bhai ke pair chuu rahe ho...
ladka- ji BHABI G.
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Grl- mom aaj maine boyfrnd ko ullu bnaya.
mom-kaise?
grl-maine uska pen sandal me chupa liya
or wo ullu kh trah
2 ghante bra me hath dal ke dhundta raha.
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Wife 2 husband-
tumhe pyar karna nahi aata,
husb-to kya ye 3 bacche internet
se downlod kiye h?
wife-nahi y to sharma ji ke
pen drive se liye h.
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Kya Batau Yaaro Meri Kismat Ki Kahani
Kuch Is Tarah Likhi Gayi
Jin Hatho Mai Gulab Dena Chahta Tha
Unhi Hatho Se Wo RAKHI Bandh Kar Chali Gayi
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Some say:
"Whisky is Risky"
Some say:
"Whisky bina Zindagi Miss ki"
But I say:
"Rum, Bear ya ho Whisky,
Koi Nahi Girlfrnd se Zayada Risky..
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Mt pyar kro PARDESHI se rote rote naina thak jayenge,
pyar kro hmesha PADOSI se,
roj balkani se darshan to ho jayenge...
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Puchha Mujh Se Chand Sitaro Ne,
Tuje BhooLa Diya Kya Tere Jigari Yaaro Ne,
Maine Kaha BhooL To Nahi Sakte,
Bas Lage Honge Kamine Kisi ko Patane Me.
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Roz Rosni k hazar sitare Nikle
Apki Ankho me hasin nzare Nikle
Jail me Hm B Gye Apke sath
Jab
Apke chori k mobile me
Sare sms Hmre Nikle,
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