Boy : I Love You..
Pehli Nazar Mein Hi
Tumhara Aashiq Ban Gaya Hu..
Do U Love Me..?
Girl : Hmmmm,
Main Tumhe Ek Sawal Puchti Hu
Agar Tum Jeet Gaye To,
Mai Tumhe Jawab De Dungi....?
Lakda "Muskurata Hai Aur
Chup Chap Jaane Lagta Hai..
Girl : Kya Hua Jawab Nai Chahiye.
Ladka : (Palat Kar Kehta Hai)
Mujhe Tumhara Pyar Chahiye.
Jeet Mein Mila Hua Inaam Nahi......
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♥sнι√α
Muhabbat rait jesi hai. . !
kisi bhi band muthi mein
magar ye bhi haqeeqat hai.
Achanak be-khayali mein
Bina sochay Bina samjhay
Yunhi bus be-irada hi
Ye muthi khul bhi jati hai. .
Munnabhai – ye sala college ka full form kya hota hai ?
Circuit – Apun ko malum hai na
C – Come
O – On
L – Lets
L – Love
E – Every
G – Girl
E – Everyday
Madam:-kal absent kyo tha ?
Boy:-aapke kehne per mai,
Dirty picture dekhne gaya tha..
Mam:-per maine aisha kab kaha ??
Boy:-aapne hi to kaha tha? Bacho,
VIDYA mai man lagawo..
सुनो :ear_tone1:तेरे :bride_with_veil_tone1: नाम के नीचे :arrow_heading_down: ऑनलाइन आना क़सम से धड़का :heartbeat: देता है मेरे :sunglasses: दिल :heart:को...
Dhadkan bina dil ka matlab hi kya
roshani bina diye ka matlab hi kya
kyu kehte hai log ki mohabbat na kar dard milta hai
wo kya jane ki dard bina mohabbat ka matlab hi kya…
Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi
Ek bachcha us shirt par bani car ko dekh raha tha
us ladki ne bacche se kaha ki kabhi car nahi dekhi kya
phir us bacche ne kaha car to dekhi hai
par ase speed breaker nahi DEKHE..!!
Pyar=Dukho Ka Bazar.
Premi=Dukho Ka Kharidar.
Premika=Dukho Ki Dukandar.
Mata-Pita=Bich Ki Diwar.
Behen=Salahkar.
Bhai=Pitne Ko Taiyar.
Ye He LOVE Ka BIG BAZAR.
Pathan Ki Biwi Romantic Mood Mein Thhi,
To Woh Pathan Se Kehti Hai.
Biwi Pyar Se Boli:Aap Hazaron Mein Ek Ho,
Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ke Muh Pe Thapad Maara
Or Gusse Se Bola.
Pathan:Ye Baki 999 Koun Hain?