Nazer thi nazer male to puch jo kem 6o?,
nazer jukavi ane hase to manjo prem6,
pan vaki vali ked thi upadi sendal to bhagjo prem nahi ae tamaro vahem 6.
Har jis dil me mumtaj h,
har jis dil me mumtaj h.
har us dil ki chahat ek pyas h,
magar ladko ke liye ye sab bakwas h
kyuki har pal badlti unki MUMTAJ h.
Kabhi Lafz Bhul Jau,
Kabhi Bat Bhool Jau,
Tujhe Is Kadar Chahu K,
Apni Zaat Bhul Jau,
Uth K Tere Pass Se Main Jo Chal Du,
Jate Hue Khud Ko Tere Pas Bhool Jau.
A Boy Touched His Girlfriend B**bs And Said. Boyfriend: "You Are So Hot Baby"
Girlfriend: "Saale Kamine,
Mujhe Bukhar (Fever) Hai,
Aur Tumhe Ashiqi Sujh Rahi Hai"
Muskil nhi duniya me kuch bhi,
Phir bhi log apna vada tod dete hain,
Aagr dil se ho rista or sachi ho dua,
To sitare bhi kisi ke liye khud ko tod dete hai…
Kya kmi thi meri mohabbt me sawal meri wafa krti hai,tuzehi to mana tha apni dillagi me..?
shayad Tera pyar hi to nhi tha mereliye aur mai pagl ki tarha dhundta raha hatho lakiro me...ur.ßHØ£À
Pyar=Dukho Ka Bazar.
Premi=Dukho Ka Kharidar.
Premika=Dukho Ki Dukandar.
Mata-Pita=Bich Ki Diwar.
Behen=Salahkar.
Bhai=Pitne Ko Taiyar.
Ye He LOVE Ka BIG BAZAR.
:point_down: कल रात :skull: मौत आयी थी :rage: गुस्सेमेँ बोली :cupid: जान ले लुंगी :grin: छोरे तेरी... :heart_eyes: मैने भी हँसते हुये कह दिया :skull: जिस्म ले जाओ... :heart: जान तो एक :ok_hand: प्यारी सी :princess: रानी ले गई है....!:kissing_heart::kissing_heart:
supoose u cum 2 me but em sleeping in my room ..wot will u do ....
1= hit me wid a pillow
2= drop a bucket full ov water
3= smyl at me en tuck me in properly
4= irritate me by turning muzik or tv on
5= sit quietly and till em awake
6= ignore me and go back
7= wake me up wid alarm clock
8= give me misss callzz
9= ask my mom 2 wake me up
10= u start searching 4 my cell fone
reply
dan i-ll tell wot are ur feeling abt me ..