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  • Patiala ki 2 baat famous hai, 1. Patiala pag. 2. Patiala salwar. 2no me fark sirf itna h ki ek chadne par maza deti h to 2sri utarne par.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Boy : I Love You.. Pehli Nazar Mein Hi Tumhara Aashiq Ban Gaya Hu.. Do U Love Me..? Girl : Hmmmm, Main Tumhe Ek Sawal Puchti Hu Agar Tum Jeet Gaye To, Mai Tumhe Jawab De Dungi....? Lakda "Muskurata Hai Aur Chup Chap Jaane Lagta Hai.. Girl : Kya Hua Jawab Nai Chahiye. Ladka : (Palat Kar Kehta Hai) Mujhe Tumhara Pyar Chahiye. Jeet Mein Mila Hua Inaam Nahi...... - ♥sнι√α
  • 9 years ago



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  • ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi, ladkiyo se bate hame pasand nahi, vo to tum 2sto ki jid h. ki bhabi chaiye varna hame to saadi karna bhi pasand nahi.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Ek khawab Ek khayal Ek Hakikat He tu, Zindgi Me Pane Wali Hr Zarurat He Tu, Jisko Roz Msg Karne Ko Dil Kare Are Yar Vahi SwEEt Si Musibat He Tu.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Puchha Mujh Se Chand Sitaro Ne, Tuje BhooLa Diya Kya Tere Jigari Yaaro Ne, Maine Kaha BhooL To Nahi Sakte, Bas Lage Honge Kamine Kisi ko Patane Me.
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Love SMS
  • Muhabbat rait jesi hai. . ! kisi bhi band muthi mein magar ye bhi haqeeqat hai. Achanak be-khayali mein Bina sochay Bina samjhay Yunhi bus be-irada hi Ye muthi khul bhi jati hai. .
  • 9 years ago



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  • Munnabhai – ye sala college ka full form kya hota hai ? Circuit – Apun ko malum hai na C – Come O – On L – Lets L – Love E – Every G – Girl E – Everyday
  • 9 years ago



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  • "EKSACH Hum Pyar Kisi se krte h Or Shadi Kisi or se Jisse Hm Shadi krte h Wo Pati/Patni ban jate h Or Jisse Pyar krte h Wo Email ID ka Pasword
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Love SMS
  • Madam:-kal absent kyo tha ? Boy:-aapke kehne per mai, Dirty picture dekhne gaya tha.. Mam:-per maine aisha kab kaha ?? Boy:-aapne hi to kaha tha? Bacho, VIDYA mai man lagawo..
  • 9 years ago



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  • 1 ladki road pe khadi thi 1 ladka bike pe jata h vapas ata h or usse puchta h pehchana kya? Girl-nhi Boy-kya Yaar!! Abhi to samne se gya tha.,..@
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Love SMS
  • Dhadkan bina dil ka matlab hi kya roshani bina diye ka matlab hi kya kyu kehte hai log ki mohabbat na kar dard milta hai wo kya jane ki dard bina mohabbat ka matlab hi kya…
  • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Love SMS
  • Ek ladki ki shirt par car bani thi Ek bachcha us shirt par bani car ko dekh raha tha us ladki ne bacche se kaha ki kabhi car nahi dekhi kya phir us bacche ne kaha car to dekhi hai par ase speed breaker nahi DEKHE..!!
  • 9 years ago



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  • Love is life ~= SMS OF THE DAY =~ 3 Rishte 3 Waqto par pahechane jate hai 1- Aulaad Budhape me 2- Dost Musibat me Aur 3- Girlfriend Garibi Me.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Pyar=Dukho Ka Bazar. Premi=Dukho Ka Kharidar. Premika=Dukho Ki Dukandar. Mata-Pita=Bich Ki Diwar. Behen=Salahkar. Bhai=Pitne Ko Taiyar. Ye He LOVE Ka BIG BAZAR.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Some say: "Whisky is Risky" Some say: "Whisky bina Zindagi Miss ki" But I say: "Rum, Bear ya ho Whisky, Koi Nahi Girlfrnd se Zayada Risky..
  • 9 years ago



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  • Batmeez frds=== WHEN I JOKE.... They take it seriouslly!! : : : : WHEN I M SERIOUS... Nalayak hass hass k Feelings ki dhajiya uda dete hai !!!!
  • 9 years ago



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  • Pathan Ki Biwi Romantic Mood Mein Thhi, To Woh Pathan Se Kehti Hai. Biwi Pyar Se Boli:Aap Hazaron Mein Ek Ho, Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ke Muh Pe Thapad Maara Or Gusse Se Bola. Pathan:Ye Baki 999 Koun Hain?
  • 9 years ago



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  • Boy- Tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai.. Girl- chhoro na.. Boy- Tumhare baal kitne khubsurat hai.. Girl- chhoro na.. Boy- Tumhare gaal kitne gulabi hai.. Girl- Ab chhoro bhi.. . . . . . Boy- Arrrrey.... Itni der se lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu.... :P
  • 9 years ago



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