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  • Teacher: 1+1=3 karna ho to..? student: simple dono ki SHAADI karva do. Teacher: aur agar 1+1=11 karna ho toh student: toh dono ka NIKAAH karva do
    • 9 years ago



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  • Rishte Tod Deti He GF, Insan Ko Tanha Kr Deti H GF, Na Aane Dena Dil K Pas Kbhi Inko, QKi DiLSe Dhadkano Ko Juda Kr Deti H GF ! ! ! ! ! GF=GALAT FEHMI
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Love SMS
  • Dhadkan bina dil ka matlab hi kya roshani bina diye ka matlab hi kya kyu kehte hai log ki mohabbat na kar dard milta hai wo kya jane ki dard bina mohabbat ka matlab hi kya…
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Funny Love SMS
  • ladkiyo ki ada hame pasand nahi, ladkiyo se bate hame pasand nahi, vo to tum 2sto ki jid h. ki bhabi chaiye varna hame to saadi karna bhi pasand nahi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1970 me... Dulha Dahej Me Redio Mangta Tha. . . . 1980 me T.V . . . 1990 Bike. . . . 2000 Car. . . . 2012 . . Bas bina . . Boyfrnd wali Dulhan de do.baki sabkuch mai apne aap se le loonga
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pyar=Dukho Ka Bazar. Premi=Dukho Ka Kharidar. Premika=Dukho Ki Dukandar. Mata-Pita=Bich Ki Diwar. Behen=Salahkar. Bhai=Pitne Ko Taiyar. Ye He LOVE Ka BIG BAZAR.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Maine dil se poochha - Mujhe raat ko nind kyo nai aati? . . . . Dil ne kha -Pyaar hone ki acting mat kar Dopehar me tu khoob sota Hai na.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pyar Karne Ki Apni Ek Reet Hai.. Pyar Ka Dusara Naam Hi To Preet Hai.. Isiliye Try Maro Har Ladki Par, Kyoki 'DARR Ke Aage JEET Hai'.;-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pyar hua ikrar hua hai, Pyar se phir q darta hai dil... Q na dare dil? . . Kyuki aaj kal k pyaar se badhta hai, Sirf mobile or resturant ka bill!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Patni: Agar Mujhe Kuchh Ho Gaya To Kya Aap Turant Dusri Shaadi Kar Lenge? Pati: Kam Se Km 2-3 Mahine 2 Rukna Padega, Warna Padosi Kya Kahenge?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Har jis dil me mumtaj h, har jis dil me mumtaj h. har us dil ki chahat ek pyas h, magar ladko ke liye ye sab bakwas h kyuki har pal badlti unki MUMTAJ h.
    • 9 years ago



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  • vasl mein khali hui raqibon se mahafil to kya sharm bhi jaye to janun ke tanhai hui gard udi aashiq ke turbat se to jhunjhala ke kaha vah sar chadhane lagi panv ke thukarai huiiiii
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kisi ka haath tham kar chodna nahi, wada kisi se karke todna nahi, koi agar aapka dil tode to usko 4-5 laat mare bina chndna nahi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • A boy disturbs a girl at bus stop.. Girl: dont u have a mom-sister at home.? Boy: No. Girl: to ghar le chalna pagal. yahan time pass kyun kar raha hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hasi ke liye gam kurban khushi ke liye aasu kurban dost tere leye jaan bhi kurban agar teri girlfriend mil gaye to saale tu bhi kurban.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pyar k aage jindagi kurban hai ye har aashiq ka gurur hai pyar to har aashiq ka majhab hai isi lie to taj mumtaj ke liee bana hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Admi: Yar Me Bohat Bari Mushkil Me Phans Chuka Hn Friend: Wo Q? Admi:yr B.v K Makeup K Khrcha Brdasht Nhi Hota Aur Makeup Na Kare To B.v Bardasht Nhi Hoti.
    • 9 years ago



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