Lecture Me Masti Thi
Hamari Bhi Kuch Hasti Thi
Teacher Ka Sahara Tha Dil Ye Aawara Tha
Kahan Aa Gaye Is Degree Ki Aafat Mein Yaar Wo School Hi Kitna Payara Tha*
yaado k jakham bade ajeeb hote h,
apne pyar k sath bitaye lamhe azeez hote h,
sada yaade taza rhti h unki ,
jo ankho k nhi dil k kareeb hote h....!!!!!!
Hum Hum hai
Aap Aap hai
Na aap kam hai
Na hum kam hai
to kis baat ka gum hai
SMS Bhejte rhiye tbhi to lgega k SMS Padnewala DABBANG hai Aur Bhejnewala BAJIRAO SINGHAM hai..
In Ankho Se Sapne Churaya Na Karo,
Humari Dosti Ko Aazmaya Na Karo,
Tumhare 1 SmS Ke Badle 100 Call Kardu,
Par Shart Ye Hai Ki Tum Phone Uthaya Na Karo.
Ladkiyo ka zuthh...
I Miss U
Main Jhoot Nahi Bolti
Main Pehli Bar Kisi Larkay Se Baat Kar Rahi Hu
Main Cousin Se Baat Kar Rahi Thi
Mujhe TUM Kehna Acha Nahi Lagta
Main Pyar Par Believe Nhi Karti
Main Dusri Larkion Jaisi Nahi.
Mujhe Kuch Nhi Pata
Sub Larke Ek Jaise Hote Hain
Tum Meri Zindgi Ke pehle Aur Akhri Larke Ho
Two lovers plan to SUCIDE.
Boy jumped first,
Girl closes her eyes & returns back saying
LOVE IS BLIND
Boy in air open his parashute saying
LOVE NEVER DIES...
Grl- mom aaj maine boyfrnd ko ullu bnaya.
mom-kaise?
grl-maine uska pen sandal me chupa liya
or wo ullu kh trah
2 ghante bra me hath dal ke dhundta raha.
Pathan Ki Biwi Romantic Mood Mein Thhi,
To Woh Pathan Se Kehti Hai.
Biwi Pyar Se Boli:Aap Hazaron Mein Ek Ho,
Pathan Ne Apni Biwi Ke Muh Pe Thapad Maara
Or Gusse Se Bola.
Pathan:Ye Baki 999 Koun Hain?