Fantastic Answer by a philosopher
to a question asked at the BBC.
Define Birthday!
Answer: The only day in your life,
when you cried & your mother was Smiling.
Definition of "KISS" from educational
point of view.
MATHS:
KISS is the shortest distance
between 2 Lips...!
.
ECONOMICS:
KISS is that thing 4 which the
DEMAND is always higher than the
SUPPLY...!
.
PHYSICS:
KISS is the powerful process of
charging 2 human bodies in a
short time...!
.
COMPUTER: KISS is just like aLAN, in
which 2
bodies are connected without
any DATA CABLE...!
.
.
.
Class Over!
Itni dosti naa karo ki bigad jaye hum.
thoda danta bhi karo ki sudhar jaye hum.
ho jaye gar humse koi khata to ho jana khafa,
magar itna bhi nahi k mar hi jaye hum.
तू :point_up_2: सफर मेरा:two_hearts: है तू :point_up_2: ही मेरी मंज़िल:sparkling_heart: तेरे :point_up_2: बिना गुज़ारा..!♡♡ ऐ दिल है मुश्किल...:gift_heart:
तू :point_up_2: मेरा खुदा..:dizzy: तूही :point_up_2: दुआ में शामिल.. तेरे :point_up_2: बिना गुज़ारा..!♡♡ ऐ दिल है मुश्किल... :gift_heart:
1 Ladka Aur Ladki 1 Dusre ko Q Nhi Samajh Pate?
Q ki khuda ne Ladke ko Accha DIMAG diya H Or
Ladki ko Accha DIL, Mgr Ladka DIL se Sochta H Or Ladki DIMAG se..
Jab maine darwaja khola,
Aapki aakho me aansu,
Chehre par hasi thi,
Shasho me aahen dil me bebasi thi,
Pehle Q nahi bataya ki darwwaze me ungli fasi thi..
Arz kiya hai
Na Chaaho Itna Hame
Chahoto Se Dar Lagta Hai,
Na Aao Itna Kareeb
Judai Se Dar Lagta Hai..
Tumhari Wafao Pe Bharosa Hai
Magar Apne Naseeb Se Dar Lagta Hai..!!