Sir Miss k B*obs daba Raha tha to
1 Bache ne Dekh Lia
Sir-Beta
Miss k Sine me Dard H Islye Daba
Raha hu
.
.
Bacha- Bhen k Lavde HBO Dekhta hu Pogo Nahi..
1 Beautiful Larki ne Ghar ka
Kuch Saman 1 Gli ke
Ldke se Mngwaya,
To sman mei 30 Rs Km Pd Gye..
Us Larke Ne Apne pas se De Diye.
Ghr a kr Lrki Se kha 30Rs. km The,
Mene de Die Ha.
To Lrki ne kaha.
*I LuV U*
Wo Muskraya or Kha-
Khak
*I LuV U*
30Rs. nikal Mere
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60 Year Old Couple At Dinner.
Wife: It Is So Romantic Today,
My Breasts Feel So Warm.
Husband Smiled And Said:
Of-course Dear,
Because One Is Hanging
In The Coffee & The Other In The Soup.
2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes and return
Back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute,
saying love never dies.
Court me pati talak ke liye gaya
Pati judge se bola :
Sir i am not happy with my wife..
To Patni boli :
Kamine sara mohalla khush hai
Bus tere hi nakhre hain..
Vikhari : sahab 6 rupees do coffe pina hai,
Malik : kyun coffee to 3 rupees hai,
V : sahab sat me girlfreind bhi hai,
M : vikhari hokar v girlfreind bana lia ?
V : nehi sahab girlfreind vikhari bana diya.
Call girl ke birthday par
Saheli ne sms kiya:
Har adami tere nange badan
Pe barse,
Tere jevan mein aaye itne
Customer,
Ke tu pura sal bra-panty
Pehnne ko tarse.
Ek family sole film dekh kar
Ghar agaye tabhi pati ne
Patni se romantic andaj me kaha
Nach basanti nach
Tabhi chota bachcha bola mummy
Is kutte ke samne mat nachna.