Teacher- bachcho muh me
Kya kya chize nhi leni chahiye.?
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Little student- pencil,
Rabr anguli or jalta huaa blab..
Teacher- jalta huaa blb kyo?
Little student- kyo ki rat ko
Mummy papa se kahati h
"Balb jl raha h
Me muh me nhi lungi.
Ek family sole film dekh kar
Ghar agaye tabhi pati ne
Patni se romantic andaj me kaha
Nach basanti nach
Tabhi chota bachcha bola mummy
Is kutte ke samne mat nachna.
सुन :loudspeaker: मेरी :heart_eyes: जान, तू :princess: कितना भी Fb :iphone: पे Cυтє, ѕωєєту, Aиgєℓ:relaxed: नाम रख ले, पर हमारे :sunglasses: लिए तो तू :princess: हमारी प्यारी सी पगली :girl: ही रहेगी...
Sir Miss k B*obs daba Raha tha to
1 Bache ne Dekh Lia
Sir-Beta
Miss k Sine me Dard H Islye Daba
Raha hu
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Bacha- Bhen k Lavde HBO Dekhta hu Pogo Nahi..
Apni mohabat ka izhar karne walahun,
chitthi nahi pyar karne wala hun,
koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi,
koi haseena to ab ghas dalti hi nahi,
isi liye ek budiya se ishq karne wala hun….
Girl: Aj meri dil ka operation hai.
Boy: pata hai
Girl: I love u
Boy: mai b b0ht pyar krta hun tumse.
Operation k bad jab larki ko hosh aya
To sirf uska baap khara tha.
Girl: wo kahan hai ?
Father: tumhe ni pata tumhe dil
kisne dia ?
Girl: what ?
Or zor zor se r0ne lagi.
Father: mazak kar raha hun
Kamina
Bahar Samose Kha raha hai...
I have a confession to make
ever since I met u
Its been hard for me to 4get u
Every night I see u in my dreams
And find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST !!!
1 Beautiful Larki ne Ghar ka
Kuch Saman 1 Gli ke
Ldke se Mngwaya,
To sman mei 30 Rs Km Pd Gye..
Us Larke Ne Apne pas se De Diye.
Ghr a kr Lrki Se kha 30Rs. km The,
Mene de Die Ha.
To Lrki ne kaha.
*I LuV U*
Wo Muskraya or Kha-
Khak
*I LuV U*
30Rs. nikal Mere
Vikhari : sahab 6 rupees do coffe pina hai,
Malik : kyun coffee to 3 rupees hai,
V : sahab sat me girlfreind bhi hai,
M : vikhari hokar v girlfreind bana lia ?
V : nehi sahab girlfreind vikhari bana diya.