Jaanu Na Main Kya Ajib Si Muskurahat Hai Tumhari,
Kyon Uspe Main Apna Sab Kuch Vaar Deti Hun,
Jaanu Na Main Kya Ajib Si Chahat Hai Tumhari,
Kyon Uspe Had Se Gujar Jana Chahti Main Hun,
Kya Baat Hai Tujme Mere Yara,
Dil Chir Ke Dekho Sirf Tera Hi Naam Likha Hai Usmein Yara,
Jaanu Na Main Aisi Kya Kashish Hai Aap Ke Pyar Mein,
Aapki Baahon Mein Aakar Bikhar Jati Main Hun,
Jaanu Na Main Aisa Kaun Sa Dard Hota Hai Pyar Mein,
Par Tu Jo Saath Hai Mere To Har Dard Sahe Jati Main Hun,
Jaanu Na Main Yeh Ajib Si Zindagi Ki Mushkil Raahein,
Par Haath Tera Mere Haath Mein Hai,
To Har Mushkil Se Lad Jati Main Hun……
Mohabbat Ho Gayi Jinse ,
Unse Sikayat Kya Hogi,
Jubaan Tak Baat Jo Aayi ,
Yakinan Woh Dua Hogi,
Agar Woh Rooth Gaye Mujhse,
Koi Meri Hi Khata Hogi,
Ki Thi Suruaat Ek Chhote Se Majak Se,
Majak Dard Ban Jaayega, Maalum Na Tha,
Samajhte The Jise Hum Apna Yaar,
Woh Ek Din Pyar Ban Jaayega, Maalum Na Tha…
Paro Mein Noor Hai Udan Mein Hararat Hai
Lahu Hawa Mein Kisi Subah Ki Sahadat Hai,
Kisi Ka Pyar Mujhe Na Der Tak Rok Saka
Mere Badan Mein Hawa Ki Koi Khayalat Hai,
Fiza Mein Dhuni Huyi Ruyi Ke Jaire Mile
Kahan Kahan Mere Ehsas Ki Komlata Hai,
Safed Barf Ke Khargosh Gud Gudane Lage
Latif Sardiyo Mein Narm Narm Garmi Hai…
Log Toot Jate Hain Ek Ghar Banane Mein
Tum Taras Nahin Khate Bastiyan Jalane Mein,
Aur Jaam Tutenge Is Sharabkhane Mein
Mousam Ke Aane Mein Mousam Ke Jaane Mein,
Har Dadkate Pathar Ko Log Dil Samjhte Hain
Umar Beet Jati Hai Dil Ko Dil Banane Mein,
Fakhta Ki Majboori Yeh Bhi Kah Nahi Sakti
Koun Saanp Rakhta Hai Uske Aashiyane Mein,
Doosri Koi Ladki Zindagi Mein Aayegi
Kitani Der Lagti Hai Usko Bhol Jaane Mein…
Aaj-Kal Mujhe Kuch Aisa Lagne Laga Hai,
Ki Mausam Bhi Ab Kuch Rangeen Lagne Laga Hai,
U To Bahti Hawa Bhi Ab Gaane Lagi Hai
Ghajab Ye Hai Ki ’Sehra’ Bhi Khilne Laga Hai
Mujhe Neend Aati Nahi Ab Magar
Mera Dil To Ab Gaane-Hasne Laga Hai
Kahne Ko Sab Kuch Wahi Ka Wahi Hai
Par Mujhe Har Ik Zarra Naya Lagne Hai
Mehfil Me Jab Ham, Kuch Gumsum Se Baithe
Dosto Ne Bhi Poocha Ki Tujhe Kya Hua Hai
Ab Kya Me Kahta, Or Ab Kya Unki Sunta
Kaise Batau Ki Mujhe Kya Hua Hai
Ab Kise Chahein Kise Dhunda Karein
Woh Bhi Aakhir Mil Gaya Ab Kya Karein,
Halki Halki Baaris Hoti Rahe
Hum Bhi Phoolon Ki Tarah Bhiga Karein,
Aankhein Munde Is Gulabi Dhoop Mein
Der Tak Baithe Use Socha Karein,
Dil, Mohabbat, Deen Duniya, Shayari
Har Dariche Se Tujhe Dekha Karein,
Ghar Naya Bartan Naye Kapde Naye
In Purane Kagjon Ka Kya Karein…
Tanhaiyan Khamoshiyan Gham Salonsal,
Ab Nahin Uthta Hai Koi Bhi Khyal,
Dard Ko Ab Kuchh Dusra Naam De Do,
Khatm Hi Hota Nahin Iska Kamal,
Haay Bachpan Ki Kahani Narm Najuk,
Laplapata Zindagi Ka Har Sawal,
Nahi Lajjat Ab Tumahare Khwab Mein Bhi,
Sikayat Kaisi Bhala Kaisa Malal,
Door Tak Hai Apni Masti Ka Surur,
Jankar Bhi Kya Karoge Mere Haal…
Jite Jite Bhar Gaya Dil Koi Kis Liye Jiye,
Wohi Dil Ki Tang Galiyan Aur Wahi Bahrupiye,
Sisila Yeh Andhero Ka Purana Hai Aur Ghana Bhi,
Jalenge Kab Tak Tumhare Yeh Timtimate Diye,
Jimke Kadmon Pe Jamana Jinke Hathon Faisale,
Unki Khatir Mohabbat Ke Khat Girate Dakiye,
Udasi Ka Ek Aur Mousam Gujra Is Gali,
Kaid Hokar Andheron Mein Honth Hamne See Liye,
Garibi Ki Fati Chadar Aur Chapal Ghis Chuki,
Fati Sa Naseeb Uski Khuda Kab Tak Siye…
Sunte Sunte Kaan Bahre Kuchh Nayi Baaten Bata,
Aman Pyar Mile Jahan Par Aise Ahate Bata,
Shatiri Se Badal Daale Tumne Mere Mayne Tak,
Bachi Kuchi Sarartein Bhi Yaar Ke Nate Bata,
Nahi Unchayi Pe Chadta Aisa Paani Ka Shagal,
Har Taraf Jo Fail Jaayen Aisi Mulakaten Bata,
Wahi Duniya Aur Uske Raaste Bhi Hain Wohi,
Jhoot Sach Ke Paar Wali Chand Mulakaatein Bata,
Parindo Ke Liye Jangle Khule Hain Har Taraf Se,
Jaal Bichhaye The Kisne Bhala Kya Khate Bata…
Maa Se Pyara To Koi Bol Ho Nahi Sakta,
Maa Ki Mamta Ka Koi Mol Ho Nahi Sakta,
Khud Nahi Khati Hai Bachcho Ko Khila Deti Hai,
Waqt Pe Thapkiya De De Sula Deti Hai,
Sach To Ye Hai K Wo Shhaqs Hai Sabse Gareeb,
Maa Ka Saaya Hota Nahi Jise Duniya Me Nasseeb,
Zakhm Jab Bacche Ko Lagta Hai To Maa Roti Hai,
Aisi Nisbat Kisi Aur Rishte Me Kahan Hoti Hai…
An elephant has 5 bananas n it is hungry, bt it doesnt eat da bananas.y?
Bcaz da bananas r made of plastic.
Next…Q
da 5 bananas r real, bt yet da elephant does nt eat it.y?
caz da elephant is made of plastic.
Hahaa…nvr giv up…one more..
Nw,
Both da elephant n da bananas r real, bt yet it cant it.y?
caz da bananas r in da TV.
Ooops!!! Cool down
Both da elephant n da bananas r real n in da TV, bt yet it cant eat it.y?
caz dey r on dif chanels.
Hohohohooho..hehehe
Both da elephant n da bananas r real n in da TV n on da same chanel,bt yet it cant eat it.y?
Cmon think
caz de TV is off.
Kikikikiki..
Nw finally da Elephant gets a chance to eat da bananas.y?
Itna kyun soch rahy ho yaar . Kya bigara hy usne tmhara.khane do bechare ko :-(
Meri Tamnna Hai Shayar Ho Jaaun,
Kisi Ke Hansi Paanv Ki Paayal Ban Jaau,
Uske Kadam Mere Dil Ki Aawaj Ho,
Uske Kadmo Ko Chumkar Saahil Ban Jaaun,
Hoton Se Hot Chumkar Aakhon Mein Utar Jaaun,
Ho Jaau Madhosh Tab Yu Seene Mein Utar Jana,
Log Kahte Hai Tum Badi Manchali Ho Jaani,
Kabhi Humari Taraf Bhi Dil Chalake Dekho,
Na Liptna Hai Na Liptaana Hai Na Kuvhh Karna Hai,
Mera Armaan Toh Sirf Tujhe Dekhne Bhar Se Hai…
Aakhon Ka Kajal Sayahi Bana,
Dil Ka Bana Hai Kagaj,
Jo Juba Se Na Kaha,
Use Patr Mein Likha Samajhakar,
Khat Aaya Hai Unka,
Ji Chahta Hai Laga Lu Sine Se,
Dar Lagta Hai,
Kahin Bhig Na Jaaye Pasine Se,
Jab Tumhe Bhulna Chaahen,
Tera Khayal Aa Jata Hai,
Tera Patr Padhte Hi,
Hamein Tum Pe Payar Aa Jata Hai…
Ghar Ghar Chulha Chowka Karti Karti Suit Silai Maa
Bachhon Khatir Jod Rahi Hai Dekho Payee Payee Maa
Babu Ji Ki Aamad Bhi Kam Upar Se Ye Mehngayee
Tute Chashme Se Ba Mushkil Karti Hai Turpayee Maa
Sehte Sehte Saare Ghar Ki Badhti Jimmewari Ko
Ghat Te, Ghat Te Aaj Bachi Hai Kewal Ek Tihayee Maa
Teeka, Kundal, Hansli, Kangan, Tagri, Nath, Bichuae, Chutki
Beti Ki Shaadi Ki Khatir Sab Girvi Rakh Ayee Maa
Saare Rishte Jhuthe Nikle Matlab Ke The Yaar Sabhi
Kewal Tune Hi Aajeevan Nishchal Preet Nibhayee Maa
Pizza Burger Kab Hote They Meethey Poodey
Deti Thee Roti Par Rakh Kar Shakkar Aur Malai Maa
Darzan Bhar Logo Ka Kunba Phir Bhi Tha Sanjha Chulha
Miljul Kar Rahti Thi Ghar Mein Dadi, Chachi, Tai, Maa
Naam Sabhi Hain Gur Se Meethey Chahe Main Kuch Bhi Boloon
Biji Janni Mataa Mummy Maiya Amma Mayee Maa
Bachha Hi Maksad Hota Hai Maa Ke Jeevan Ka ‘Agyat’
Himmat De Uske Khwabon Ko Deti Hai Unchayee Maa…
Hamare Dil Mein Ab Kadwahat Nahi Hai,
Magar Woh Baat Pahle Si Nahi Hai,
Mujhe Maayush Bhi Bhi Karti Nahi Hai,
Yahi Aadat Teri Achhi Nahi Hai,
Bahut Se Faayde Hain Maslehat Mein,
Magar Dil Ki Toh Yeh Marji Nahi Hai,
Har Ek Ki Dastaa Sunate Hain Jaise,
Kabhi Hamne Mohabbat Ki Nahi Hai,
Hai Ek Darwaja Bin Deewar Duniya,
Chhutkara Gham Se Yahan Koi Nahi Hai…
Tere Libash Se Mohabbat Ki Hai,
Tere Ehsas Se Mohabbat Ki Hai,
Tu Mere Paas Nahi Fir Bhi,
Maine Teri Yaad Se Mohabbat Ki Hai,
Kabhi Tune Bhi Mujhe Yaad Kiya Hoga,
Maine Un Lamho Se Mohabbat Ki Hai,
Jinme Ho Sirf Teri Aur Meri Baatein,
Maine Un Alfaaz Se Mohabbat Ki Hai,
Jo Mahkate Ho Teri Mohabbat Se,
Maine Un Jazbat Se Mohabbat Ki Hai,
Tujhse Milna Toh Ab 1 Khwab Lagta Hai,
Isliye Ae Dost Maine Tere Intezaar Se Mohabbat Ki Hai…
Ye Kaisi Tanhaayi Hai,
Aas Paas Na Koi Saaya Hai Na Parchhayi Hai,
Itna Hai Zindagi Me Sannatta,
Ye Kaisi Khaamoshi Ne Hai Mujhe Kaata,
Na Koi Aarzoo Na Dil Me Koi Tammana,
Kya Ye Akelapan Hi Hai Mere Jeevan Ki Kitaab Ka Aakhiri Panna…
Ye Kaisi Maayusi Hai Chhayi,
Aas Paas Na Koi Saaya Hai Na Parchhayi,
Khwaabo K Parinde Udne Se Pehle Hi Darr Gye,
Kya Mere Khwaab Saans Lene Se Phle Hi Mar Gye…
Na Dil Me Koi Umeed Hai Na Koi Aasha,
Lagta Hai Kabhi Zindagi Me Kya Hai Maine Taraasha…
Ye Kaisi Bebasi Hai Chhayi,
Aas Pass Na Koi Saaya Hai Na Parchhayi,
Hoth Bhi Sil Gaye Hai Mere Chupi Saadh Kar,
Kya Yuhi Jeena Hai Muje Khud Se Haar Kar…
Kaid Hu Iss Tanhaayi Main Najaane Kab Se,
Din Geen-Ne Chhod Diye Hain Maine Ab Se,
Ye Kaisi Hai Tanhaayi Chhayi,
Aas Pass Na Koi Saaya Hai Na Parchhayi…
Sadiyon Se Is Jamin Ka Vaaris Tha Aadmi,
Kadmo Mein Kaynat Par Dil Ke Vajood Mein Kami,
Chand Aur Sitaron Ka Mel Tha Aasman Mein,
Us Vakt Se Hi Jaati Nahin Aankho Ki Nami,
Sabke The Nagar Apne Senayen Apni Apni,
Barud Ki Ghatayen Thi Din Rat Maatmi,
Hai Fool Bhi Khusbu Bhi Badal Bhi Hai Hawa Bhi,
Insaniyat Ka Jajba Hai Taksal Damdami,
Hansati Huyi Tamanna Gate Huye Musafir,
Hain Aadmi Ke Jalwe Kis Baat Ki Gami…