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  • Romance to dekho Boy-Friend nE Apni Girl-Friend Ke Baalo Mein Hath Ferte Hue Bola Boy-Friend: “Tum To Meri Chand Ho” Girl-Friend: “Aur Tum Ho Mere Neil Armstrong” Boy-Friend Ne Hairan Hote Hue Puchha: “Wo Kyu?” Girl-Friend Ne Sharmate Hue Jawab Diya: “Chand Par Chadne Wala Pehla Aadmi“ :P
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1Aunty bus me khadi Thi, 1Bacha bola-Aap meri jagah baith jao. Aunty ne use thappad maar diya..!! Kyu?? Kyuki,, Baccha papa ki godd me baitha tha.....!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • The Sweetest Reation of a girl after fight > Boy - Tu muje blank messages q bej rahi hai ? . . . . . . . Girl - because i am not talking to you
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hame to apnone loota Gairo kaha dam tha.. . Are Hame to apnone loota Gairo kaha dam tha.. . . . Niche kuch nahi hai. . . . . . . . . . . . . Kuch khas nhi yaar! . . . . . . . Ab upar chale jayiye. . . . . Bye!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kal rat mere dost k Dadaji Uske spne me aye or kaha "Baccho dil khol k paap kro. Q ki nark me bilkul Jgah nhi hai. Hm khud diwaro pe baithe hai.. So ENjoy UR LIFE
    • 9 years ago



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  • ek chokrie bhagvanni khub bhakti kari ane bhagvan pragat thaya bhagvan : hu tari bhaktithi prasan thayo chu mang tare mangavu hoy te chokri : bhagvan mara lagna ek samajdar chokra sathe karavi do bhagvan : e shakya nathi biju mang chokri : na bhagvan e kem shakya nathi bhagvan : beta je samajdar hoy te lagna na kare.
    • 9 years ago



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  • LOVE IS OUR LOVE IS POWER.... LOVE IS CURE LOVE IS SURE..... LOVE IS TRUE LOVE IS VALVE..... LOVE IS PAIN LOVE IS AGAIN..... SO HAPPY VALANTSEDAY........
    • 9 years ago



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  • Meri taref se apko 1 �PuPPI� Aapki saheli ko 1 �PAPPI� Saheli ki saheli ko 1 �PuPPI� Batau bhala kiun? Aaj hi mere �DOggy� ne 10 �PuPPI� ko janam de hai!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai. Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna main apke papa ko bata dunga. Ladki: Le yaar tu bhi karle, Bacha kafi try karta hai, Par wo height me kam reh jata hai, Baccha pareshan ho kar. “Bhaad mein gayi duniyadari” Jo kam galat hai.. Wo galat hai.. Main to bataunga!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Phulo ko phul pasnd hai Dilo ko Dil pasnd hai Shayr ko Shayri pasnd hai kisi ki pasnd se hme kya hme to AAP KI GIRL FRIEND PASAND hai wah wah....................................
    • 9 years ago



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  • Love Wo Hai Jab Hum Ek Nariyal Me 2 Pipe Daal Ke Peete Hai.. . . . But.. . . . . . . Dosti Wo Hai Jab Hum Ek Nariyal Me EkPipe Dalkar Apne Dost Se Kehte Hai . "Le Be Bhikhari Pura Mat Pee Liyo . Agree ??
    • 9 years ago



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  • Indian : I have 4 sisters and 3 brothers. What about you? American: I have no sister or brother but I have four Moms from first dad and five dads from my first mom.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kisi Ne Meri Neend Looti To Kisi Ne Mera Chain B Loot Liya, Neend Mile To Ap Rkh Lena Par Chain Mile To Plz Muje De dena 20 Tole Ki Hai Yar
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 pagal aainea Dekh k sochne laga, Isko khin dekha hea, thodie der sochanea kea baad "O TERIE " Yea to wahie h, , , , yea to wahie h jo merea saath us din baal ktwa rha tha Saini g star Alok Saini
    • 9 years ago



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  • Badi muddat ke baad aaj phone pr uski aawaj suni toh........... dil ne dhadkte huye kha........ jaldi yaad kr kon si wali h ......
    • 8 years ago



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  • Friend:" Ye Naya Mobile Kab Liya.. ?? Pappu:" Liya Nahi Girlfriend Ka Uthaya Hai.. Friend:" Kyo.. ?? . . . Pappu:" Wo Pagal Roz Roz Kahti Thi Tum Mera Phone Nahi Uthate... Bas,,, Aaj Uthane Ka Moka Mil Gaya..
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 Aadmi ke Lips Jale Huye they.... .... Kisi Ne Poocha Ke KAise Jale ?? .... Aadmi Bola:- "Wife Ko Station Drop Karne Gaya tha ".... .... Khushi Ke Maare Train Ke Engine Ko Choom Liya Tha ......" -
    • 9 years ago



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  • 3 impossibilties 1-Tm apne baal (hair) gin nai skte. 2-Tm apni ankhen soap se wash nai kr skte. 3-Tm us wqt saans nai le skte jb k tmhri zuban munh se bahir ho . . Andar kar lay kuttalag raha hai
    • 9 years ago



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