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Haath Mein Taaqat Hai, Toh TajMahaL Ko HiLa Kar DeKh.. -=- Warna Aa Baith Ke Do Peg WhisKey Maar, Aur TajMahaL Ko HiLta Huwa DeKh..

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The Best Thing In Life Is Having A Loving Partner In Your Life ... Who Won’t Walk Away In Your Darkest Moments ... And Loves You Exclusively.. ♥ ♥ ♥

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सुहागरात के दिन पत्नी अपने भारी भरकम वस्त्रों को निकाल कर फ़ेंक रही थी और हलके वस्त्र धारण कर रही थी ! तभी पति महोदय की एंट्री हुई और उन्होंने कपड़ों के ढेर को देखा ! पत्नी ने पति की तरफ तिरछी नजरों से देखते हुए कहा :- पता है न क्या करना है ? . . . . . . . पति ( बाहर भागते हुए ) : ऐसी कि तैसी, मैं इतनी रात में कपडे कभी नहीं धोऊंगा ! बस !

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Solid Insult :( :P Boy to girl- Apni body to dekho jaise haddiya hi haddiya ho! . . . . . . Girl- isliye itni der se soch rahi hu k mere pass Kutta kyo khada hai?

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पंडित – ग्रह दशा खराब है, रोज सुबह कुत्ते को रोटी और दूध देना।

लड़का, अपने दोस्त से: सुन बे, कल से तेरा सुबह का नाश्ता मेरी तरफ से, याद से आ जाना…!!!

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Once santa, Computer Science student, washing hishands with Dettol . . . . . . . after removing a Virus fromhis System

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Raju:-doctor mai roj ek bura sapna dekhta hu, ki 4 sunder ladkiyon se meri shadi ho rahi hai. . Doctor:-mager tum isse bura sapna kyon kahte ho? . Raju:-aapne kabhi itni ladkiyon ka khana pkaya ho to apko pata ho na.

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1Admi ko Machhar ne Din me kata, Admi bola "Arre tum to Raat ko aate ho "Machhar bola "MARCH"ending hai, Target pura nahi hua over time kar raha hu..

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BANTA ne FACEBOOK pe account banaya… usko ye samajh nai aaya ki WALL pe kya likhe… Bohot sochney ke baad usne likha . . . YAHAN SUSU KARNA MANA HAI…

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SHRABI:"Agar mere hath me SARKAR ho to me DESH ki takdir badal dunga... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . WIFE:"HAramkhor - pehle apna pajama to badal le, subah se meri SALVAR pehan k ghum raha hai. ...

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Maa: Aaj school se itni jaldi aagaye? Son: Machar maara to teacher ne chutti de di. Maa: Aisa kyon? Son: Machar teacher k gaal per betha tha.

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Woh ye kehti huwi mjhy chhorr gai "Faraz" Tery KAM e nai mukdy tu piyar ki krna a (,")/ 0oh Ruk Ja /)) Jan Sirf _/ /_MAJ nu Pathay panay reh gy nae °•»•»•¨мaнι¨•«•«•° B¡LÅL_03026439003

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2 Larkeyan Dareya Par Nangi Naha Rahi Theen Un Men Se Ek Boli Ap Ki Choot Par Tu Bal Hen Meri Par Tu Naheen Dusri Ne Jawab Diya Kya Ap Ne Kabhi Chalti Sadak Par Ghas Dekhi Hae

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Voh Sadak Ke Us Paar Thi, Hum Sadak Ke Is Paar The Kuch Hum Aage Badhe, Kuch Voh Aage Badhi Hum Kuch Aur Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Kuch Aur Aage Badhi Hum Aur Bhi Aage Badhe, Voh Bhi Aur Aage Badhi Ab Hum Sadak Ke Us Paar Hein, Aur Voh Sadak Ke Is Paar Hein.

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ek jaam wafa ke naam, ek jaam mohabbat k naam, ek jaam dushmno k naam, or puri botal mere 2st k naam, botal ka naam - MILK BADAM

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Mehman Khana Khate Huye Bole: Ye Tumhara Kutta Mujhe Bahut Der Se Ghoor Raha Hai.. Sardar: Tum Jaldi Se Kha Lo Wo apni Plate Pehchan Gaya Hai.. >>Waris ali

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Jio itana ki jindagi kam pad jay haso itana ki Rona muskil ho jay kisi ko pana to kismat ki bat hai Magar chaho itana ki khuda dene pe majabur ho jay balmukund love Isharavati

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Bus Stop Par Boy Girl Se Bola : BOY:- Sendil To Bahot Achi Pehni Hai. . . Girl :- Utar Kar Dikhau Kya ?? . . BOY :- Lo... Is Se Zyada Acchi To Top Pehni Hai....:P :D . . . . Girl Shocked - Boy Rocked .........

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SAAS/BAHU KE jHAGDE mein: Saas: i have carried him for 9 months. Bahu: only 3.5 kgs na? I carry him every night, he is 80 kgs now . Baat karti hai

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Ladka Universty me Larki se:" Aap ka Name?? . . Ladki Ghussey se:" Mujhey sab Bahen kehtey hain.. . . . . . . . . Larka:" O Accha to aap hain wo jiski waja se sab mujhey jeeja ji jeeja ji Kehtey hain.. Hahahahaha Boys Thoko Like

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