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  • Taxi Wala: Sir sorry main meter chalu karna bhul gaya. Santa: Oye praji koi gal nahi main bhi apna batva ghar bhul gaya hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek chor - chori kar ke, Ghar se ja raha tha ki ... bacche ki aankh khul gayi ... . . . . aur baccha bola: . . . . . School bag bhi le ja Kamine, varna shor macha dunga .. Hahahahahaha...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Attitude Of Engineering Student At Exam, Teacher: “Kuch Kiya Bhi Hai Ya Aise Hi Aa Gaye?” Student: “Sir, Breakfast Karke Aaya Hoon, Aur Aap?“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi, Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi, Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi, Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • "SARDAR KA DHABA" CUSTOMER - Mere soup me, Makhi doob kar mari padi hai. SARDAR - To kya karu mai, Dhaba chalau ya inhe tairna sikhau.
    • 10 years ago



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  • DAD To Son Dad on Y Do U Look So Upset? Son:I Cant Tell U Dad Dad: Treat Me As Ur Friend . . . . . . . . Son:.......Yar Teri Bhabhi Naraz Ho Gaye Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • A beggar- Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Apne mobile ko facewash lagkar garm pani se Dhokar kumkum aur chawal lagkar mandir main chada Do kyuki sms to aap karte nhi to puja karo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kabhi hausla bhi aazmana chahiye, bure waqt me muskurana chahiye... Jab 7ve din mein khujli ho to 8ve din nahaa lena chahiye..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladka fail hua to uske papa ne kaha- . .. . . dekh-dekh us ladki ko dekh wo tumhare sath padhti hai, . . . . . 1st aayi hai. . . . . . . Boy- dekh-dekh kya dekh . . Usiko dekh-dekh ke to fail hua hoon
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl:-Teri Meri, Meri Teri Prem Kahani Hai Mushkil 2 lafzo me ye bayaan na ho paye.. Gujju Boy:- Are Try To Kari Jo, Try Karvama Shu Jay Chhe Kadach Thai Jay.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight, Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight.... But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night. Goodnight....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladka, Ladki Se Puchhta Hai: Bachche Kaise Hote Hai ? Ladki: Chup ... !!! . . . Ladka: Batao Na Plz Ladki: Nahi Pata =@ Ladka: Plz ..... !!! Ladki: Thappad Padega Ab Mat Puchhna ..!! Ladka : Are Bewakoof Itna Bhi Nahi Pata... . . . Bachche Shararti Hote Hai ... . . Moral : Girls Hamesha Boys Ko Galat Hi Samajhti Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dad To Santa: Tu Exam Mai Pass Ho Ya Fail, Mai Tujhe Bike Jarur Dilaunga... Banta: Kaunsi Bike? Santa: Paas Hua To Pulsar College Jane K Liye,fail Hua To Rajdut Dudh Bechne K Liye..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Murga:- I love u. Murgi:- Ha ha.... Murga:- Mai tere liye kuch v kar sakta hu.... Murgi:- Really?? Murga:- Yes.. Kya karu batao. Murgi:- Bataun... . . .Bataun... . . . Chal anda de...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girlfrnd: main kisi aur sey shadi Kar rahi mujey bhoul jao Boyfrnd: Na tairey Aney ki khoushi na tairey janey ka gham Ja teri v pain nu lun
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz KiYa Hai . . Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se ... Wah wah.... . Khuda Bachaye Hame In Hasino Se... . Are Wah wah.... ! Lenkin Lekin ...In Hasino Ko Kaun Bachayega Ham Jaise.. Kaminooo seyyy!!!:):D:p By - sonal shri
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jyotish Ladke Ke Haat Dekhkar Bola: Beta Tum Bahut Padhoge. Ladka: Padh To Main 4 Saal Se Raha Hu, Ye Bata Paas Kab Hounga.?
    • 10 years ago



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