Ek chor - chori kar ke, Ghar se ja
raha tha
ki ... bacche ki aankh khul gayi ...
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aur baccha bola: .
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School bag bhi le ja Kamine, varna
shor macha
dunga .. Hahahahahaha...
Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,
Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,
Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,
Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi
Girl:-Teri Meri, Meri Teri Prem Kahani Hai Mushkil
2 lafzo me ye bayaan na ho paye..
Gujju Boy:- Are Try To Kari Jo, Try Karvama Shu Jay Chhe Kadach Thai Jay.
Let the most beautiful
dream come to u tonight,
Let the sweetest person
come in ur dream tonight....
But dont make it a habit
bcoz I m not free every night.
Goodnight....
Ek Ladka, Ladki Se Puchhta Hai:
Bachche Kaise Hote Hai ?
Ladki: Chup ... !!!
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. Ladka: Batao Na Plz
Ladki: Nahi Pata =@
Ladka: Plz ..... !!!
Ladki: Thappad Padega Ab Mat
Puchhna ..!!
Ladka : Are Bewakoof Itna Bhi Nahi Pata...
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Bachche Shararti Hote Hai ...
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Moral : Girls Hamesha Boys
Ko Galat
Hi Samajhti Hai.
Dad To Santa: Tu Exam Mai Pass Ho
Ya Fail, Mai Tujhe Bike Jarur
Dilaunga...
Banta: Kaunsi Bike?
Santa: Paas Hua To Pulsar College
Jane K Liye,fail Hua To Rajdut Dudh
Bechne K Liye..
Murga:- I love u.
Murgi:- Ha ha....
Murga:- Mai tere liye kuch v kar sakta hu....
Murgi:- Really??
Murga:- Yes..
Kya karu batao.
Murgi:- Bataun...
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.Bataun...
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Chal anda de...!
Arz KiYa Hai
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Khuda Bachaye Hame In
Hasino Se
... Wah wah....
. Khuda Bachaye Hame In
Hasino Se...
. Are Wah wah.... !
Lenkin Lekin ...In Hasino Ko Kaun
Bachayega Ham Jaise..
Kaminooo seyyy!!!:):D:p
By - sonal shri