Funny Jokes

Call girl ke birthday par saheli ne sms kiya: har adami tere nange badan pe barse, tere jevan mein aaye itne customer, ke tu pura sal bra-panty pehnne ko tarse.

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Bijli + Badal = Savan aya…. Barat + Baja = Dulha aya…. Phool + Nazare = wasant aya…. Aap + Aapki hansi = Bhaago bhaago bhoot aya.. :D

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What Is The Similarity Between Income Tax And A Caller Tune?
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In Both The Cases, One Pays The Money And Others Enjoy.

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Arz hai Gaur farmiyega . Bas Is Liye Maine Mehfilo Me Jana Chhod Diya ae DOSTON . . Koi Ye Na Puchh Le Ke . . . Aur beta padhai kaisi chal rahi hai..?

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Reactions of KISSING in various Countries . . America : - Kiss me hard ! France : - Kiss me Slowly ! India: . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jaldi karo koi aa jayega ;-)

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Golu to Rickshawala: Are o bhai khali ho kya. Rickshawala: Ha bilkul khali hu. Golu: chalo Fir Tash khelte hai.

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GIRL: Jaano Meray mun mai Daalo, main Choson gi BOY: Nahi nahi tum kha Gai toh main Kiya Karon ga? GIRL: Tum Tum Doosri Icecream Le Lena! =P ;)

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Ek Pagal Ne Ek Pagal Ki Jaan Bachai Doctor Ne Usse Office Bulaya Or Kaha Tum Ne Us Pagal Ko Pani K Tub Se Nikal Kar Ye Sabit Kiya Hai Ki Tum Normal Hoo Lekin Afsoos Usne Subah Rasi Se Latak Kar Phir Khud Kushi Kar Li . . . Pagal: Hahahaha Wo To . . . . . . . Wo To Maine Usse Sukhne Ke Liye Latkaya Tha !!!

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I like Grapes Bcoz they r Boneless. and I like U. Bcoz… U r Brainless. ha..ha..ha.. Felt Bad? Come on Yar. Its jst a . . . . . . . . FACT!

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Peene Laga Hoo Pehle Se Zyaada, Pehle Se Zyaada Theekh Hone Laga Hoo. . . . . . Kyun Ki Ab Main Paani Bahut Peeta Hoo!!

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Girl to boy: “Khuwahish hai tumse milne ki per ho mumkin kis tarah, Na sheher me hai aman na mehfuz koi jagah” Boy: Quaid k Mzaar pe chali aao be-dharak meri jan, kyun k Millat ka paasban hai Mohammad Ali Jinnah :- Happy 14 Augast

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Paise ki duniya me DO tarah ke log hote hai Ek kamane wale. Aur Dusre udane wale Inhe pati aur patni ke namo se bhi jana jata hai

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Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke, Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai. Wife: Woh Kya? Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho Ki Saza, Jeete Jee Hi Mil Gayi.

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2 dost hota ha ram or shyam Ram-ma bda hokr actar banuga shyam-kyo ram-kyoke ma gud looking hu shyam-tarko pta ha ma bda ho kr kya bnu ga ram-nehi,bta shyam-ma bda ho kr docter banuga ram- kyo shyam-kyoke ma na to gud looking hu or na he handsome ram- to tu to sala bhekari banaga

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Ek Ladka, Ladki Se Puchhta Hai: Bachche Kaise Hote Hai ? Ladki: Chup ... !!! . . . Ladka: Batao Na Plz Ladki: Nahi Pata =@ Ladka: Plz ..... !!! Ladki: Thappad Padega Ab Mat Puchhna ..!! Ladka : Are Bewakoof Itna Bhi Nahi Pata... . . . Bachche Shararti Hote Hai ... . . Moral : Girls Hamesha Boys Ko Galat Hi Samajhti Hai.

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Beta: papa ye sms kise kahte hai or ye kiske kaam aata hai . . . papa: beta ye VIP log bhejte hai or hum jeshi KANJOO logo k padhne k kaam aata hai

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Marne k baad hamare nasib me mohabbat ho na ho, Ye hawa ye fiza ho na ho, Arey dost zinda h tab-tak sms bhejte raho, Kya pta hmari kabr pe network hona ho....

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Boy :"Jaan,tumhara naam apne haath pe likhu ya dil pe ? . . . . . Girl :"Idhar udhar kyo likhtey ho . . . Agar sacha pyar krte ho to apni property k papers par likh do . . . Boy :"Oo teri . . Yaar ye ladkiyan kitne chalak hogyi hai star plus dekh ke...

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PATNI-kitna pyar karte ho mujhe? PATI-shahjahan jitna. PATNI-mere marne k baad tajmahal banaoge? PATI-main to plot bhi le chuka hu der to tu kar rahi ha.....

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Ladka- nishe mein facebook khula Eek Ladki msg kiya- helo, Ladka bola- bye, Ladki bola- funny karte ho, hasi nehi uthi Ladka- tujhe pucha kiya, Ladka ka name tha Atif Raja Ladki- 2m toh atif aslam hona sahiye Ladki- atif aslam ban raha hu.. Ladki gusse me ro dia:-D:-D:-D

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