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Good Morning Hona Chahiye, Good Day Toh Biscuit Bhi Hote Hain... Ladki Sundar Aur Smart Honi Chahiye. Sushil Toh Shinde Bhi Hai... Baal Majboot Aur Ghaney Hone Chahiye. Mulayam Toh Yadav Bhi Hai. Mausam Rainy Hona Chahiye, Sunny To Leone Bhi Hai. Girlfriend Dikne Me Item Honi Chaiye. Mahila To Jaywardene Bhi Hai. Ladkiyan Dil Se Saaf Bhi Honi Chahiye. Bold Aur Curve Toh Blackberry Bhi Hota Hai!!!

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non veg joke. . . . . . . . . . . . to bahut h mere pas, par post kruga to ye bina dimaag wali ladkiya page unlike kr degi . . . koi inko jara samjha do k joke veg ho ya non veg, sirf entertainment k liye post kiya jata h :D :D :D

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Wife:Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon Husband:Bahut Zyada Wife:Phir Bhi Kitni Husbnd:Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.

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Sardar interview dene gaya Boss:-your birthday ?? Sardar:- 22 march. Boss:- kaun sa saal ? Sardar:- Ullu de patthe har Saal ?

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Santa:I made my son fool Banta:how? Santa:Last night,he stole all my money and spent it Banta:But how u fooled him? Santa: I was awoken but didnt stop him!

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एक आदमी मुर्गे का फर्म चलाता था. उसने किसी फौजी रिश्तेदार को दावत पर बुलाया. रिश्तेदार दो मुर्गे खा गया फिर भी उसका पेट नहीं भरा. उसकी नजर और मुर्गों पर थी. रिश्तेदार (आंगन में एक बूढे मुर्गे को देखकर):देखो , यह मुर्गा किस शान से लड़खड़ा रहा है. आदमी (चिढ़कर):शान क्यों न हों? इसके दो बेटे एक फौजी अधिकारी की सेवा जो कर चुके हैं.

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GF-Me kisi aur se shadi kr rhi hu Bf-Na tere ane ki khushi Na tere jane ka gum Ja Dusri pata lenge hum Kyoki jisme he dum wo h BAJIRAO SINGHAM........................

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Uss Ajnabi Ka Yu Intezar Na Kro, Us Ashiq Dil Ka Aitbar Na Kro, Roz Nikla Kare Kisi Ki Yaad Me Aansu, Itna Kabhi Kisi Se Pyar Na Kro!

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colgate"se daant saaf krain . "pepsodent"se mazboot krain . . 'closeup"se fresh krain . . . or agar phir bhi white na hon to bina sharmae... . . "HARPIC"use krain Q k"HARPIC"dy 5 guna zyada behtr safaaii...

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Aeroplane Aa Raha Hai . . Dekho . . Dekho Naa . . Chala B Gaya, Upar Dekhna Chahyie Tha Mobile Mai Aata Hai Kya?

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Kisi ne mujhse apki Umar puchi, maine kaha Chehre se_18Yrs. Styl se_17yrs, Swetnes se_9yrs, hasi se_7yrs, Ankho se_8yrs. Kul mila kr_59yrs . kam to nhi btaya..?

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Kanjoos ke roop mein aapko yaad kiya jayega, Kanjoosi ka aapko award diya jayega, Bhool se koi sms ya call na kar dena, Varna ye award aapse chheen liya jayega.

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Bewafa Kaun? Pati Ya Patni Ek Ladki Ki Saheli Uski Shaadi Ke Baad Pahli Baar Use Milne Aati Hai. Wo Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahi Hoti Hai To Ladki Use Batati Hai Ladki: “Mujhe Apne Pati Par Shaq Hai Ke Wo Roz Bahar Kisi Ladki Se Milte Hai” Saheli Hairani Se Boli: “Ohhhhh, Ab Tum Kya Karogi?” Ladki: “Aaj Hi Unke Pichhe Apne Dono Boyfriend Ko Lagati Hoon“

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Woh Rukhsat Hui To Aankh Milakar Nhi Gye, Woh Kyu Gai Ye Bata Kar Nhi Gye, Lagta Hai Wapis Abhi Luat Kar Aayege, Woh Jaate Hue Chiraag Bujha Kar Nhi Gye!!

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Girl to boy: “Khuwahish hai tumse milne ki per ho mumkin kis tarah, Na sheher me hai aman na mehfuz koi jagah” Boy: Quaid k Mzaar pe chali aao be-dharak meri jan, kyun k Millat ka paasban hai Mohammad Ali Jinnah :- Happy 14 Augast

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Ay Chand Taro Zra Inko ek Hath Maro,. Bistr Se Inko Nichey Utaro,. Kro In k Sath Ab Tm Fight,. kyu k Ye So Rhe The Bina Kahe "Gud NI8"

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School Ka Wo Last Day . . . . Jab Sari Ladkiya Saree Me Aati Hai. . . .. . . . . We All Have A Feeling K Sali Ye Bhi Itni Sunder Hai. School Dress Me Pata Hi Nahi Chala Yaar.

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Dhal Rahi He Shabnami Raat Halke Halke Aise Mein Na Jao, Na Wade Karo Kalke Bistar Ki Salwto Se Maloom Hota Hai Kaati He Tumne Bhi Raat Karwat Badal Badal Ke...ii

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Sardar Roz Apne Kitchen Mein Jata Aur Sugar Box Kholta Aur Band Kar Deta Tha! Why? Kyon Ke Doctor Ne Jo Kaha Tha Ke Apni Sugar Roz Check Karna…

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PAPA: Car Lekar Kya Karega Bhagwan Ne Tumhe Do Pair Kyo Diye Hain? . PAPPU:Ek Accelerator Dabane Ke Liye Aur Dusra Break Dabane Ke Liye.

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