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Matlabi ladki se acchii to meri cigrette he Dosto, Jo mere honto se apni zindgi shuru karti he or mere kadmo k niche apna dum tod deti he..

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Santa Introduces His Family :- 1.) Ye Meri Biwi GOOGLE KAUR Ek Sawal Pucho To Das Jawab Deti Hai 2) Ye Mera Beta FACEBOOK SINGH Ghar Ki Har Baat Poore Muhalle Tak Pahuchata Hai 3) Aur Ye Meri Beti TWITTER KAUR. Pura Muhalla Raat Din Ise Follow Karta Hai 4) Aur Main Hu santa urf ORKUT SINGH Ab Mujhe Koi Puchta Hi Nahi.

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Ik newly wed girl ki B.Ed. exam me first division aayi. Uska husband khushi ke mare apne father-in-law ko sms karta hai:- "Aapki Beti Bed me First Class Hai".

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"Main Cigarate Kabhi Nhi Pita" Woh To Bas! Jab Ghamgeen Hota Hon To Ghum Bhulane K Liye Jab Khush Hota Hon To maza double Krny K Liye Jab Akela Hota Hon To Tanhai Dor Karne K Liye Jab Dosto K Sath Hota Hoon To Un Ka Sath Dene K Liye Jab Bhoka Hota Hoon To Bhok Mitane K Liye Or Jab Khana Kha Leta Hoon To Khana Hazam Karne K Lye Jb free Hota Hn To Time Pas K Liye Warna Me Itna Pagal Nahi K Cigeratte Jesi Chez Ko Haath Lagaon.

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Boy:"Tumhari aankhe kitni haseen hai... . . Girl:"chhoro na.. . Boy:"Tumhare baal kitne khubsurat hai.. . Girl:"chhoro na... Boy:"Tumhare gaal kitne gulabi hai.. . Girl:"Ab chhoro bhi.. . . . . . . .Boy:"Arrrrey... kamini aur kitna choru.. Itne der se lambi lambi chhor hi to raha hu tere kehne pe...:S Hahaha.. Boys Thoko Like 200 ki speed se.

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Chor aya tijori pr likha tha todne ki Zrurt nhi Button dbao khul jayega button dbate hi police a gyi chor- Ma kasam insaniyat s vistas uth gaya;-(

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Top 5 Funy Shop Names:- 1.Gandhi Hair Dreser, 2.Mallika Textils, 3.Salman Mariage Beuro, 4.Dolly Bindra Fitnes Centr, 5.Rakhi Sawant Satsng Kendra.

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Santa:india gate ke samne p.m. Nikamma hai ke nare laga raha tha police ne aakar usse pakad liya santa:are main to amerika ke p.m.ko kah raha tha police:sale hame banata hai hame pata hai kounsa p.m. Nikamma hai

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Kya aapko pata haiDuniya ka sabse pehla jahaaz kahan uda tha . . . . . . . Jaaniye iss chhotey se break ke baad..... . . . Surf exel - daag achhey . . . . . . . . . Hum mein hai hero - Hero moto corp. . . . . . . . Laila ko karna tha impress Toh majnu ne khayi minto Fresh. . . . . . . Rahiye na bekhabar dekhiye fir khaas khabar . Aaj Tak . . . Welcome Back to -- my show - Duniya ka sabse pehla jahaz "Hawa" mein uda tha.....

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At home: U Study for 3 hrs no one sees u.. Wen u pick up d mobile for a sec mom/dad enters d room n say “bilkul padai ni karte” In hostel: Have mob for 3 hrs no 1 sees u.. pick up d book for a sec Friends enter the room and says “Kitna padega Einstein ki aulad…pagal ho jayega..” Agree friends ... ?

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Durion ki na parvah kijiye, Dil jab b pukare bula lijiye, Hum dur nahi zayada apse Bas ek bottle MAZAA Aur 5 Samose taaza Mangwa lijiye By - m.jaswant

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1 Pinjre me 50 Bandaria aur 1 Bandar rakha Gaya. Aur Elan hua ki jo 1 min. me Bandar ko pehchan ke Pakad lega wo $100,000 payega. 1st: Obama gaya@Par fail ho gaya 2nd: George bush gaya lekin nakam raha. 3rd: Manmohan singh gaya aur 10 second me Bandar le aaya. Sab ne hairan hoke puchha:aap ne kaise pata kar liya? M.M.Singh: Mai pinjre me gaya aur kaha: VOTE CONGRESS ko dena! To sirf ek ne kaha: LUND LE LE MERA!:p:D AUR MAINE PAKAR LIYA...* hahaha

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Dudhwala Continuously Ringing Door Bell. Lady from Inside: Bhaiya kitna Dabaoge, Ab bas bhi karo. Tumse accha To Paperwala

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Aik pathan nay oxford university ko top kia… Media…!! Khan shab ap nay oxford university ko top kia hai ap is kay bad kia karna chahtay ho…???? Pathan josh sey bola hamara bachpan sey yeh khawaish tha kay hum Lunda kholain gay…

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Biggest mistake of Krrish 3 Kaal (vivek) Rohit ke DNA se bana hota he. Isliye woh Krish ka Bhai hua! . Aur Kaya (kangna) kaal aur Girgit ke DNA se bani hoti he. To kaya kaal ki beti huyi. . To kaya ko krish se pyar kyu ho jaataa hai? Krish to kaya ka chacha he . . . uthale re baba Uthale, Rakesh Roshan ko utha le.

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Ladki ne boy frnd ko fone kiya touss ke bhanje ne fone uthaya. Ladki: Apne uncle ko fon do. Bacha: Aap ka name? Ladki: Apne uncle se kaho unn ki Jaan-eman ka fone hai. jawab mein bachhey ne jo kaha usse sunn kar larki behosh ho gayi. uss ne masumiyat se kaha: "lekin aunty mobile pe to "RameshPlumber ki Beti"likha hua tha..;)

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Murgi Anda Deti Hai Aur Cow Doodh Deti Hai To Aisa Kaun Hai Jo Dudh Bhi Hai Aur Anda Bhi Deta Hai? DUKAANDAR ! Waris

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स्टूडेंट: सर जी.... लोग हिंदी या इंग्लिश में ही बात करते हैं,मैथ्स में क्यों नहीं? . . टीचर: ज्यादा 3, 5 ना कर...9, 2,11 हो जा...वरना 5,7 मार दूंगा...6 के 36 नज़र आयेंगे...और 32 के 32 बाहर आ जायेंगे ! . . स्टूडेंट: सर,हिंदी या इंग्लिश में ही बात करना ठीक है,मैथ्स वाकई खौफनाक सब्जेक्ट है ! . @Love.Sp

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Teacher- Bachcho UMMEED Ki Had Kyaa Hoti Hai...?? Student-Jab Koi 90 Saal Ki Budhiya Mobile Ki Shop Par Jakar Ye Kahe- "Bhaiya LIFETIME SIM DE DO...!"

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Ek Baccha Roz School Se Bhaag Kar Traffic Singal Pe Bhik Mangne Jata Tha. Esa Kar Kar Ke Usne Bahut Paise Kamaaye. Un Paiso Se Usne Ek Mobile Liya. Taqdeer Dekho Aaj Vo Haramkhor Apni Hi Story Khud Pad Raha Hai.

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