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  • Gana Ga Rahi Thi K “Dekha Ha Pehli bar Sajan Ki Ankhon Main Pyar” Raste Mai 1 Bacha school se a raha ta , us ne daika to Bohat Zor zor Se Hansnay laga. Aurat ne gussay se pocha : abay q hans raha hay. Bacha : ” Daika hay pehli bar , cycle pe Hathi sawar ” … K.k
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife:" Baju-wali har saal apne pati k sath 10 din bahar ghumne jaati hai . . . . Aap kabhi leke gaye ??? . . . . . . . . Husband:" Maine to 4-5 baar poocha par wo nahi maani...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zindagi Me "GIRL Friend" Banana Bhi Bahut Zaruri He Pucho Kyu? Kyuki, Zindagi Me KHUSHIYAN Hi Sab Kuch Nahi Hoti, Tension Bhi Zaruri He...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kinna karda C pyar taiNu tu puchya Naa iK vaaR vi . . BharO attitude Dikhande rHe Andro kardi pyar C . Assi ve naa keH sake Bin tere ve naa reh sake . Seedpur vich ee Bethya Ankit Tere Jawab laiye Haan kardi nhi te bhut kuttu 4 saal kharab karte tu join me on fb search ankit seedpur
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher -Tum bade hokar kya karoge? Student - Shaadi. Teacher - Nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge. Student - Dulha Banunga. Teacher - Ohho, I mean to say, bade hoker kya haasil karoge Student - Dulhan. Teacher-Abbe. matlab bade ho kar mumy papa k liye kya karoge.? Student - Bahu launga. Teacher - Haraamkhor.. Tumhare papa tumse kya chahte hain? Student - Pota. Teacher - Hey bhagwan. Abbe zindagi ka kya maksad hai.? Student -"Hum do hamare do.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • प्रेमिका अपने प्रेमी से: एक बात बताओ जब वजन, लंबाई, चौड़ाई यह सब नापने के लिए मानक हैं तो प्यार, दोस्ती और विश्वास नापने के लिए कुछ क्यूं नहीं है? प्रेमी (काफी देर तक लड़की की तरफ देखने के बाद): देख, दिमाग मत खा, बेकार में पिट जाएगी. मैं पहले ही फिजिक्स में फेल हूं.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher; Baccho, Ek"Aisa Sentence Banao Jis Me . Urdu, Hindi, Punjabi Aur English Ka Sahi Prayog Hua Ho, . Student; "ISHQ DI GALI WICH NO ENTRY"
    • 10 years ago



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  • SINDHI 2 MARWADI:"Aap kya lenge, Thanda ya garam?". MARWADI: "Dono hi mangwado". SINDHI:"Sunti ho do glass pani le aana. Ek freezar se aur dusra geezar se.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 Dost Car Ke Darwaje Lock Hone Ki Wajah Se Fas Gaye.. 1st: Aisa Karte Hai Engine Ke Raste Nikalne Ki Koshish Karte Hai.. 2nd: Nahi! Dikki K Raste Nikalte Hai.. 3rd: Jo Bhi Karna Hai Jaldi Karo Barish Hone Wali Hai Aur Car Ki Chhat Bhi Nahi Hai...By~kuna bhoi
    • 10 years ago



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  • 4 spun oil 2 spun jira 4 pyaz barik kate hue 300g lehsun 1kg tamatar 1 peket namak 700g hari mirch tumhe pata he ham kya bana rahe he. Apko ollu vo bhi mashaledar...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chand se pyari ho muskan aapki, taaro se bhi unchi ho udan aapki, hame bhi aapse milne ke liye"aapointment"leni pade, rab kare aisi ho pehchan aapki.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dhirubhai from heaven: "Beta mukesh kaisa chal raha hai, Apna reliance". Mukesh:"Hello kon bol raha hai? Thik se sunai nahi deta. Call me on my HUTCH mobile:"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Fun madam-jisne 1st lession yaad kiya wo mere hathn pe kiss kare, or 2 lession wale gal pe kiss kare 1 baccha - madam bister bichha lo? kyuki muje puri book yaad he.
    • 10 years ago



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  • y: Sneha In: Jokes SMS Matlabi Dhokhebaaj Ehsanframosh Beimaan Daku Lutere Lafange Paapi Pakhandi In Sabhi Se Bhagwan Apki Raksha Kare...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chota bachha-gorapan ke liye koi creem he kya, Dukandar he na, Chota bachha-to saale apne chehre pe gharta kyo nahi me hamesha dar jata hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aapko Miss Karna Roz Ki Baat Hain Aapko Yaad Karna Aadat Ki Baat Hain Aapse Door Rehna Kismat Ki Baat Hain Magar Aapko! Jhelna Himmat Ki Baat Hain...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rok do mera janaza mujhme jan aa rhi hai, Rok do mera janaza mujhme jan aa rhi hai, Ek kadam piche lelo kamino ek mast item ja rhi hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dil Ko Sabse Zyada Dard Kab Hota Hai.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jab Aap Mobile Charging Par Laga Kar Jaye, . . Aur 2 Ghanta Baad Aakar Dekha Ki Switch Board Par Button Off Tha. K.k
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक पहलवान, जो 6 feet लम्बा और strong था, bus में जा रहा था . . . Conductor - भाईसाहब Ticket पहलवान - हम Ticket नहीं लिया करते Conductor घबरा गया, पर कुछ कर न सका, पर वो ये बात दिल पे ले गया और Gym join कर लिया . . . Daily वो पहलवान से पूछता और पहलवान बोलता हम ticket नहीं लेते ऐसे 6 months निकल गये . . . अब conductor भी पहलवान की तरह तगड़ा हो गया . . . अगले दिन conductor - भाई ticket लेले पहलवान - हम ticket नही लेते Conductor - छाती दिखाते हुए "क्यूँ नही लेता बे ?" पहलवान - पास बनवा रखा है, इसलिए नही लेता
    • 10 years ago



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