Funny Jokes

Maut aur mohabbat to bas naam se badnam he...... . . . . . . . . . warna. . . . . . . .. takleef to sbse zada padhai hi deti he... :p students thoko like *** ;)

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Before Drinking: "Bhai is baar tu pila de Paise nahi hai" :: :: :: :: After Drinking: "Arey jab tak tera bhai zinda hai khoob pi tu , Paise ki mat Soch

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DADAJI:Oye teri Teacher ghar aa rahi hai Ja chhup ja Beta:Pehle ap chhup jao! Apki Mout ka bahana banakar 2Hafton ki Chutti le Rakhi h maine

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Teacher Class Mein Student Se Puchti Hai. Teacher:Jiss Aadmi Ke Dono Haath Na Ho, Usse English Mein Kya Kahenge? Student:Hands Free Mam.

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Teacher;:. jamin pe rahne wale janwar bacche dete hai... . . . Hawa mai uadne wale aande dete hai.. . . . .wo kon Si chiz hai jo hawa mai uadti hai aur bacche deti hai?? ? ? ? ? ? student..: air hostess

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Paapu: Agr Main Is Saal Bhi Fail Ho Gya To Main Aatmthya Kar Lunga, Santa: Khbrdar! Aisa Kiya To, Main Tujhe Jaan Se Mar Dunga...!

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Boy in the bus: Madam aap ki mosami touch hoo rahi he Girl : Mosami mere he to phr aap ko kia takleef he.... Boy: Mosami to aap ki he lekin juice to mera nikal raha he..... :-

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Super Bezti=D Larki: mera bag 2500,sandal 2200 aur suit 3000 ka hai. . . . . . . . Larka: bss karo, pahlay apnay sir par dupatta sahi kar lo 5 rupay wali HAIR band nazar aarahi hai.:p

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5 Ladke 1 Ladki ko jabardasti kiss kar rahe the. . Ladki chilla rahi thi kutto kamino beshrmo haramjado . . . . . . . . . . . Lado mat sabka number ayga..

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SHRABI:"Agar mere hath me SARKAR ho to me DESH ki takdir badal dunga... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . WIFE:"HAramkhor - pehle apna pajama to badal le, subah se meri SALVAR pehan k ghum raha hai. ...

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Sir:Tense kitne tayp k hote hai? Boy: 3 , present, past, future Sir: gud Exampl do Boy:kal apki beti ko dekha tha, Aaj pyar karta hu, kal bhaga k le jaunga.

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Bhikhari- Babu Ji Roti MiLegi? Aadmi- Biwi Ghar Par Nahi Hai, Bhikhari- Chumma Nahi Manga Hai SaaLe, Roti To, Tu Bhi De Sakta Hai.. ;p ;D

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Santa Kadi-Chaawal Kha Raha Tha. Khate-Khate Ek MAKKHI khaane pe Baithne Lagi. SANTA Use Udate Hue Bola- Chal Pagli, Ye Wo Nahi Hai Jo Tu Samajh Rahi Hai..!

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Question:What is the full-form of Maths! Answer:Mentally Affected Teachers Harassing Students.

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Hum aap ko SMS kar ke apni battery low kartay hain, Hum aap ko SMS kar kay apna bill barhwatay hain, Hum aap ko SMS karne kay liye apni ungliyon se itna type karwatay hain, Aur ek aap hain jo bina parhay hi hamaray SMS delete kiye jatay hain.

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What Is The Similarity Between Income Tax And A Caller Tune?
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In Both The Cases, One Pays The Money And Others Enjoy.

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enGineering student ka dard ;) Aansu aa jate hai aankho me rone se pehle, Har khawab tut jata hai sone se pehle! Kya hai enGineering ye to samajh gaye, Kash koi rok leta admission hone se pehle

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Joke of Facebook.. Facebook ka naya rule.. Agar apka facebook id block hota hai tab apka, apne VOTER ID, DRIVERY LICENCE ya sarkari Identity ki Photo copy upload karni padegi.. Santa- Hamara Sim Block ho jata hai tab bhi ham ye nahi dete, to ye kon sa Bank Account hai. :D :p Pagal Facebook!!!

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Yaado Mein Teri Tanha Baithe Hain Tere Bina Labon Ki Hasi Gawa Baithe Hain Teri Duniya Mein Andhera Na Ho Isliye Khud Ka Dil Jala BaihteHain...

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Arranged Marriage - Rs.6,00,000 Shadi Rs.4,00,000 jewellry Rs.50,000 Shadi ki Rasme Total- Rs.10,50,000 Love Marriage - Rs.100 ka Stamp paper Rs.20 Notary Rs.50 ki Varmaala Rs.20 ka Photo Total- Rs.190 ...... "Paisa Aapka Pasand Aapki Faisla Aapka" Jaago grahak jago, Lover ke saath bhago!! By : Nitish

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