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ek ladki : college me nayi chappal pahan ke ati hai.....! ek ladka : chappal achi hai..... ladki : nikalukya.....! other ladke : teri dress to chappal se bhi achi hai....... ladki :............

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Iss pathar ki duniya mein, Aksar dil tut jaya karte hai.. Ankehn bhi sambhal kar band karna, Mere dost, palko ke bich bhi, Sapne tut jaya karte hai…

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1-2 din se tabiyat theek nahi thi. Taamtrik ko dikhaya wo bola but pret ka saya hai. Kisi ghor papi ko sms karo thik ho jayega... Ab accha lag raha h..

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Lady- Doctor, mere pati ka nasbandi kardo.. Dr.- kyun.? Lady- kya karu, Mujhe 5 wa mahina chal raha hai, Ghar me meri behen ka choutha mahina, Kamwali ka teesra mahina. Hamari bhais ka doosra, Kal hamari kutiya ne bhi ulti ki, Dr- Tumara pati kaha hai.? Lady- Woh dekho, Hass Hass Ke SMS padh raha hai.! ••••Turnext••••

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HoSpital me sare Pagal Ro Rahe te 1 Pagal Chupchup Soya tha.Doctor N Pucha-Tum Q Shanti se Soye ho? Pagal-Bewakuf,mai mar chuka hu Isliye to sab Ro rhe hai..

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Sir: tense koi prokar student: 3 prokar sir , past tense , present tense , future tense , sir: good , example dao? student: kal apnar may propose korlam , aj valobasi , kal nea palabo sir: ke ????

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Tv Reporter Ne Ek Zakhmi Se Pucha: Jb Bomb Gira To Kya Vo Jor Se Gira..? ? Zakhmi Gusse Me: Nhi Sale,vo Rengta Hua Mere Pas Aaya Aur Sharma K Bola Dhudumm.....

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1 Aadmi medical shop pe- Zeher do, Dukandar-binaParchi ke nahi mil sakta Aadmi ne Shadi ka Card dikhaya, Dukandar-bas Pagle rulayega kya, Badi bottle du ya choti.

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Pattharo Se Pyar Kiya Nadaan They Hum, Galti Humse Hui Kyoki Insaan They Hum, Aaj Jinhe Humse Najre Milaane Me Taqleef Hoti Hai, Kabhi Usi Sakhs Ke Jaan They Hum...!

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Ek ladke aur ek ladki ki saadi hui... .. Aap yaakin na hi karenge ki dusare hi din.. ... Unka Bachha hua..... .. .. .. .. .. .. KHANA khrab ho gaya... Fridge me jo na hi rakha tha na....:-P:-D.

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teacher: tum mese koi joke sunayega.? banti: sir mai ek joke sunauga.... teacher: achcha banti sunao.. banti: ek budhiya rahti hai vo paida hote hi mar jati hai......by vrkadam

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मेरे प्यार को “बेवफाई का इनाम” दे गया, मेरे दिल को “यादों का पैगाम” देगया, मैंने कहा मेरे दिल में दर्द है…. . . . . तो वो “झंडू बाम” दे गया …!!

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Understanding A Girl:
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This Is Like Downloading A 4GB File.
At The Speed Of 2kbps.
Which Ends Up..
In A Error At 99% Completed! :stuck_out_tongue:

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PHOOL BINA KHUSHBU BEKAAR CHANDANI BINA CHAND,BEKAAR PYAAR BINA ZINDAGI BEKAAR AUR GIRL-FRIEND KE BINA CARTOON-NETWORK BEKAAR

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Friend: Tumko Sharam Nahi Aati Tumhara Baap Tailor hai. Aur Tmhari Shirt Phati Hui Hai. Sardar: Sharam to Tumko Bhi Nahi Aati. Tumhara Baap Dentist Hai or Tumhara Bhai Bina Dant k Paida Hua!

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1 Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phool Diya Ladki Ne Usse Zordar Tamacha Lagaya. Ladke Ne Pucha Q Main To Bjp Ka Prchar Kar Raha Tha. Ladki-aur Main Congress Ka.

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Kya apko ladkian pasand hai.. ?? . . . . . Kya aap ladkion ki baten sunna chahte hai.. ?? . . . . . . . . . . Kya aap hmesha ladkio se ghire rehna chahte hai.. ?? . . . . . . . . . To Gol gappe ka thela laga le..:p :O :D :D

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Police- Car Gas Par Chhe Santa- Na Police- Petrol Par Chhe Santa- Na Police- Diesel Par Chhe Santa- Na Police- To Pachhi Shana Par Chhe? Santa- Hapta(Installment) Par...

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Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai.

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Girl: Kya Tum Mujhse Pyaar Karte Ho..? Banta: Haan Girl: Lekin Tumhe To Meri Parwaah Hi Nahi Banta: oye Pyaar Karne Wale Kisi Ki Parwaah Nahi Karte..! >>Waris ali

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