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  • Santa: Phone pe itni dheemi aawaz me Kis se baat kar raha hai? Banta: Behen hai ! Santa: To phir itni Dheemi aawaz me kis liye? Banta: Teri hai is liye!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dosto,aaj hum 1 ajib Prani ke bareme padhenge.. Is jiv ka naam he.. "Girlfriend". Yeh aksar College me payi jati hai. Inka poustik aahar he Boyfriend ka BHEJA aur wallet. Inhe aksar naraz hone ka NATAK karte hue dekha jata hai. Is prani ka sabse khatarnak hathiyar he RONA or emotionally blackmail karna. uske Sampark me rehne se TENSION naam ki bimari ho sakti he, Jiska koi ilaaj nahi. bas inse savdhan rehna "Bharat Sarkar dwara janhit me jari."@
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sab kuch mila.★° ♥ Sukun ki daulat na mili,★° ♥ Ek Tujhko bhool jaane ki.★° ♥ Mohlat na mili,.★° ♥ Karne ko bohot kaam the.★° ♥ Apne liye magar,★° ♥ Humko Tere khayal se.★° ♥ Fursat na mili..★° ♥
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aunty: Beta mama ghar pay hain kya? Bacha: Sprite peete hoay “Ap ki setting to papa se hai na, papa ghar pay he hain”. Seedhi Baat No Bakwas.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek pagal ek dusre ganje pagal ke sar pe lipstic laga raha tha..... Ganja-mere sar par lipstic kyon laga rahe ho? Pagal-pagal main tere sar ka mind-makeup kar raha hoon......
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक तरफ तो इतने IIT खोल दिए दूसरी तरफ सिगरेट महंगे कर दिए .... घोर कलयुग आ गया है , अब क्या इंजीनियर बादाम खा कर पढाई करेंगे?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pehli Biwi se Bachha na ho toh Dusri shaadi kar lo, dusri se na ho to teesri kar lo. Saalo Chulhe badlte raho, Cylinder me gas hi nahi hai..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz kiya h gor farmaiye.... ...Khushi vah chiz h, jisse Gum bhulaya jata h....., .. ..khushi vah chiz h jisse Gum bhulaya jata h..... ...aur Gum vah chiz h mere dost..... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ...jisse liphapha chip kaya jata h......:-P:-*.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek baar ek sharabi panch manjil se gir jata hai, Vaha bahut bhid jama ho jati hai. Ek aadmi sharabi ke pass aaker puchta hai kya hua. Sharabi ka javab Pata nahi me bhi abhi haal aaya hun:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaj kal k Ads dekhkar hasi aati hai...1) body spray lgao ldkiya aapse chipkengi..2) fair lovely lagane ke baad har larki gori hojati h 5) pyaas limca se hi bhuje gi..7) ek baar ghar pe paint karne se ghar saalo saal chamke...aise to compney ki sale kam ho jayegi...8)Aap Amul macho pehanke murgi se 2 ki jagah 3 ande nikalwa sakte ho10) Aur haan yaar akshay kumar ko koi 10 rs. Dedo...choti wali thumsup k liye jaan jhokim me dalta rehta hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • ek dum faadu wala Boss-Tumari ability ? Lady secretary- Young hu, Dynamic hu, Sincere hu, Honest hu, Hardworking hu, Qualified hu, Experienced hu, Deserving hu, Typing janti hu, File sahi rakhti hu, Computer me expert hu, Thoda accounts b janti hu, Boss: aur kuch Lady: Disease free aur healthy hu, Copper T lagayi hai, 7 positions aati hai, 69 me Expert hu, aur Sabse Jaruri Baat k Apne flat me akeli rehti hu...! Boss: bas kar pagli,ab rulayegi kya ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tajmahal kisi ke liye ek AJUBA hai, Toh kisi ke Liye pyar ka AHSAAS hai, Humare tumare liye to BAKWAS hai Kyuki roz badlati hamari MUMTAJ hai.... M.S.G
    • 10 years ago



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  • Height of prank call phone rings…. Tring tring…. Boy:"hello roshni He kya.. ?? Girl:"Nahi.. . . . Boy:"Toh candle jala na pagal..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khayal Ko Kissi Aahat Ki Aas Rehti Hai; Nigah Ko Kissi Soorat Ki Talash Rehti Hai; Tere Bin Koi Kami Toh Nahi Hai, Dost; Bas Gali Waali Jamadarni Udaas Rehti Hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa apne Marriage Certificate ko ek ghante se dekh raha tha. Biwi boli:tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? Santa:Expiry Date dekh raha hu. :- Wery bad
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar ki Beti-Papa kal Ghar me se 1 Member kam ho jayega. Nxt Day woh ladki ghar se bhag gai. Sardar-Ladki ne kaam to Galat kiya lekin thi jyotshi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • (◦.◦) <) )> _/ /_ TUJHE YAAD NA MERI AAYE. . . . . . KISI SE AB KYA KHNA . . (◦.◦) <) )> _/ /_ WESE BHI MAI KOON SI LOONDIYA HU JO YAAD AAAUGA
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor to Female : Kya aap delivery ke time baache ke pita ko apne paas dekhna chahenge? Female : Nahi, unhe mere pati pasand nahi karte!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक आदमी अपने ख्यालों में इतना खोया रहता मानो घर से उसे कोई मतलब ही न हो | एक दिन उसकी पत्नी बोली - पता है , हमारा मुन्ना चलने लगा हैं ? पति का ध्यान कहीं और था , उसने पूछा - कब से ? पत्नी ने कहा - अजी 2012 से | पति बोला - ओह ! तब तो वह 2013 में चला गया होगा |
    • 10 years ago



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