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  • Ek Ladki thee Diwani see, Tendulkar per wo Martee Thee, Chori chori, chupke chupke Bhajji ko Chitthiyaan Likha Karti Thee, Nazren jhuka ke, Sharma ke, Gauti se baatein karti thee, Kabhi kabhi zulfein bikherke, Viru ki galiyon se Guzarti thee, Kuchh kehna tha shayad usko Raina se, par Maahi se wo darti thee, Jab bhi milti thi Yuvi se, bas yehi poochha karti thi kay, Kameeno, Koi Series kab Jeetoge???
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladka Chinki Se Bola. Ladka: “Apna Figure To Dekh Sirf Haddiya Hi Haddiya Hai” Chinki Muskurate Hue: “Tabhi Main Sochhu Yeh Kutta Yahaan Kya Kar Raha Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Attitude Of Girls: Jab Ladke Nahi dekhe to... Girl: Kutta, Dekhta bhi nahi . . . . Jab ladke dekhe to... Girl: Dekh kaise Kutte ki tarah dekh raha hai....!ufff....ye ldkya bhi yaar....:-):-):)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dr: Lo nikal diya khrab dant tha, mgr tum chillati bhot ho, Us din kya kro gi . . . Girl: Kis din? . . . Dr. - Jane do, Padhne wala Bada kamina hai... Samaj gaya hoga .....!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna. Duniya Mein Kuch Mile Na Mile. Do Cheezein Haq Se Leni Chahiye. Ek Samose Ke Sath Extra Chatni Aur Dusra Gol-Gappe Khane Ke Baad Uska Pani .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ShArAbI Ka CoUrT MeIn CaSe ChAl RaHa ThA . . . JuDgE Ne KaHa :- ' OrDeR OrDeR ' ShArAbI RePlIeD :- ' EK CHiLLi ChIcKeN ,OnE RoYaL StAg WiTh SoDa ' JaLdi Le AaO. .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Definition Of Nurse: Nurse Is A Beautiful Dashing Girl, Holding Your Hand Looking Into Your Eyes N Still Wants Your Pulse Will Be Normal.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Fill blnks wid "HA" ya "NHI" 1:___mE insan nhi,bandar hu 2:____me hi pagal hu 3:___mere dimag ka koi ilaaj nhi. 4:____mujhe pagalkhane hi jana h.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mom:Beta, tu apne baal kyun nahi katvaata? Son:Yo Mom! Its FASHION, you know! . . . . Mom:Arre wo to theek hai…… par log teri behen ko dekhne aate hain….aur tujhe pasand kar jaate hain!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek kunwari ladki ki petme baccha aa gaya.. Uski baap : ye kiska hain? Ladki : papa miss call to sab hi marta tha.. pata nahi kiska receive ho gaya..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • :”:”:”:”:”: Ghor Kalyug Kaa Sbut :”:”:”:”:”: Boy -: Kya Mein Tumhare Hath Chum Skta Hu ?? Girl- Kyun..... Mere Hontho Par  Jahar Laga Hai Kya ??
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek boy roz bus k darvaze mein khada hoke traval kar raha hota hein. Bus survant : tu roz darvazein mein kadha rehta hein, Tera baap kahin pe choukidar tha kya? Boy replays : tu roz paise mangta hein to, tera baap pehle bhikari tha kya...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy-tum kitne baje uhtty ho-.. G-apna koy thik nehi jab ji kare so jaty hu,jab ji kare uht jaty hu, B-noty girl tery adat akdam mere lund k jeisy he
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Ganga, Yamuna, Kaveri, Krishna Bharat Ki Nadiyon Ke Naam Hain, To Pakistan Ki Nadiyon Ke Naam Bataao.? Pappu: Rukhsana, Farzana, Rizwana Sultana Aur Shabana!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Ladke Ne Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phool Diya Ladki Ne Usse Zordar Tamacha Lagaya. Ladke Ne Pucha Q Main To Bjp Ka Prchar Kar Raha Tha. Ladki-aur Main Congress Ka.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boss:mere liye ek shisha le ke aao, Jisme mai apna muh dekh saku.! Santa:nahi mila sir, Sab shisho par mera hi Muh Dikhayi de raha tha
    • 10 years ago



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  • GABBAR:" Aaj maine basanti ko nahate huye dekha.. . . . VIRU:" Kutte , Kamine main tera khoon pee jaunga . . . GABBAR:" Arre Vampire ki Aulaad Main naha raha tha aur basanti baaju se ja rahi thi... :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gya lekin ladki ne use thukra dia . . . Ladke ne kaha tum 10 din k andar mujhse muhbbat ka iqrar kro gi . . Or ladka din rat barish me dhoop me us k ghar k samne khada raha ... . . . 9 din k bad ladki ko sach me ladke ki mohbbat ka ahsas ho gya us ne socha subha pyar ka iqrar krun gi lekin jab wo ladke ko milne gyi to ladka use wahan na mila aur 1 kagz mila jis par likha tha * * * * * Tere chakkr main teri bahen set ho gyi hai . . . Sorry Saali Sahiba…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: doctor, this medicine is not available at any medical store. Doctor:oh sorry, i forgot to write the medicine. That was my signature.
    • 10 years ago



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