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  • Jungle Mai Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha, 1 Chuha Aaya Aur Bola.. "Bhai, Chhod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath, Dekho Jungle Kitna Khoobsurat Hai !" Cheeta Chuhe K 7 Chal Diya. Agey Hathi Drugs Le Raha Tha. Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi Yehi Sab Kaha, Haati Bhi 7 Chal Diya. Agey Sher Whisky Pine Wala Tha. Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi Kaha. Sher Ne Glass Rakha Aur Chuhe Ko 5 Thappd Mare. Haathi- Kyu Maar Rahe Ho Bechare Ko ? Sher- Iss Saale Ne Kal Bhi Bhang Pi Ke Mujhe 3 Ghante Jungle Mai Ghumaya Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • A man with 8 children is traveling by train. . . . . A lady asked : "Are they your children ?" . . . . Man: "No Madam! Actually I am the owner of a condom company and they are the complaints of mycustomers."
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek engineering ke student ne hostel se apne father ko letter likha- NO MONEY, NO FUN, YOUR SON. . . . . . Jawab aaya- . . . . . How Sad, Very Bad, Your DAD. ha ha ha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Suna hai wo keh kar gaye hai ke ab to hum, Sirf tumhare khawboo main hi aayenge, Koi keh de unse ki wo vadakar le hum, Jindgi bher ke liye so jayenge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • No Body Cant Beat This. Santa Kabhi Kabhi Sochta Hai Ki. Agar Mai "Boring" Hun. Toh Fir, Mere Muh Se Pani Kyu Nahi Aata...!!:-
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bewafa Kaun? Pati Ya Patni Ek Ladki Ki Saheli Uski Shaadi Ke Baad Pahli Baar Use Milne Aati Hai. Wo Aapas Mein Baatein Kar Rahi Hoti Hai To Ladki Use Batati Hai Ladki: “Mujhe Apne Pati Par Shaq Hai Ke Wo Roz Bahar Kisi Ladki Se Milte Hai” Saheli Hairani Se Boli: “Ohhhhh, Ab Tum Kya Karogi?” Ladki: “Aaj Hi Unke Pichhe Apne Dono Boyfriend Ko Lagati Hoon“
    • 10 years ago



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  • बच्चा क्लास में- मिस, मैं आपको कैसा लगता हूं? मिस- सो स्वीट। बच्चा- तो मैं अपने मम्मी-पापा को आपके घर कब भेजूं? मिस (गुस्से से)- वो किसलिए? बच्चा- हमारी बात आगे बढ़ाने के लिए। मिस- तुम पागल हो गए हो। कौन-सी बात? बच्चा- ट्यूशन की बात मिस। आप भी न, डेली सोप देख-देख कर पता नहीं क्या सोच लेती हैं।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek boy roz bus k darvaze mein Khada hoke traval kar raha hota hein. Bus survant : tu roz darvazein mein Kadha rehta hein, Tera baapkahin pe choukidar tha kya? Boy replays : tu roz paise mangta hein to, Tera baap pehle bhikari tha kya...!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teachr: konsa parinda sab se tez udta hai? Boy: hathi teachr: nalayak, tere dady kya karrte hai? Boy: Ahemdabad ke don hai teachr: shabash hathi sahi jawab hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu Constable - Sir, kal raat sabhi qaidiyo ne jail me Ramayan Play kiya tha... . , . . . Jailor - Ye to achhi baat he , isme itne pareshan Q ho rahe ho? . . . . . Pappu Constable - Sir Tensn ye he ke, . . . . . . Hanuman bana qaidi abhi tak sanjivni lekar wapas nahi aaya...:-p:D hahahaha . Pk...
    • 10 years ago



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  • bhikhari.,ik rupiya de do baba allah ke naam pe....santa ..chuttna nahi hai baba...bhikhari..koi baat nahi baba sanny leone ka video hi dikha do ik rupiye wala...?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Aaj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota he... . . .Funny Kid: Madam, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo, School shuru karwa dia karo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zindagi me do cheeze kabhi mat karna. . . . . Jab Karna hi nahi hai to sun ke kya karna. So tention mat lo. enjoy life.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz kiya hai.. Rok do mere janaze ko.. Ab mujhme jaan aa rahi hai.. . . . . . . . . . Aage se thoda Right le lo, DAARU ki dukan aa rahi h..
    • 10 years ago



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  • HoSpital me sare Pagal Ro Rahe te 1 Pagal Chupchup Soya tha.Doctor N Pucha-Tum Q Shanti se Soye ho? Pagal-Bewakuf,mai mar chuka hu Isliye to sab Ro rhe hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek clinic k aage lambi line thi, Ek aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta , par log use pakad k piche phek dete. Aadmi : lage raho saalo ! aaj clinic hi nahi kholunga.....
    • 10 years ago



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  • LOVE v/s DAARU LOVE-mood off DAARU-mood Fresh LUV-Nind Nhi DARU-Mst Nind LUV-1 Date 2000/- DARU-1 Botel 300/- LUV-Sbki Suno DARU-P K sab ko Sunao.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Orkut pe ladki patayi Facebook pe baat chalayi Twiter pe mom dad se milayi Yahoo pe divorce ho gaya Chalo isi bahane computer course to ho gya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bob saw his doctor and asked if he had ever laughed at a patient. "In over 20 years I haven-t because I try to remain professional." With that Bob dropped his trousers revealing the tiniest dick the doctor had ever seen. It wasn-t any bigger than a AAA battery. The doctor burst into uncontrolable hysteria. "I-m sorry I really am, I don-t know what came over me, I promise it won-t happen again. Now what seems to be the problem.." "It-s swollen" said Bob
    • 10 years ago



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