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  • Husband: Kal Mere Khawab Main Ek Larki Aye Thi. Wah! Kya Larki Thi! Wife: Akeli Ayee Hogi? Husband: Tum Ko Kese Pata? Wife: Uska Husband Mere Khawab Main Aya Tha!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dad: Aaj Tak Tune Koi Aisa Kam Kiya Hai.. Jis Se Mera Sir Uncha Hua Ho? Beta: Ek Baar Aapke Sir Ke Niche l)(”,)____//\_ ]”"”"”"”"”"”"[ TAKIYA Lgaya Tha Bhul Gaye?
    • 10 years ago



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  • GiRL: agar MAUKA miLa to KYA tum mujhse SHADi kroge? BOY: agar MAUKA miL gaya to phir SHAADi karne ki KYA ZARURAT he? MAUKA hi KAAFi he...
    • 10 years ago



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  • 12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia Ladki Ne Kiss Dia Wo Ghabra K Bhaga Ladki Ne Pucha: Kya Hua Ladka: Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir:Aj pehli bar tm clas me baten kr rahy ho, hamesha tm nazren jhuka k meri baten sunte thy. Kia hua tmhe? Stdnt: Sir aj mera sms packg khtm hogya hai:;-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl : Plz Send Me Some Good Jokes. BOY : Mai Parh Raha Hoon GIRL : Oh Sorry Dear Continue Ur Studies. Boy: Darling Yehi To Joke Tha
    • 10 years ago



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  • gabbar- aaj maine basnti ko nahate hue dekha. viru- kutte,kamine mai tera khun pi jaunga. gabbar- abe gadhe mai naha raha tha or bsanti ja rahi thi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • pehle wo meri GF thi Me bolta tha wo suni thi phir wo meri mangetar bani, Wo bolti thi main sunta tha jab wo meri BIWI bani Hum dono bolte he Mohalla sunta hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ada tha or ek pada.Vo train me safar kar rhi thi .Train jab ruke tab pada pani lane chala gya.jab train chalne lagi .To ada chilata hai pada ...pada .To pass mi bhaithee orat ne kha Alla ke kasam mine nhi pada....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bacha teacher se:" aap mujhe acchi lagti ho, me aap se shadi karunga.. . . . . . Miss gusse me:" mujhe bachose nafrat hai.. . . . . . . Bachha:" miss me koshish karunga bachhe na ho. :o :-D :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Biwi raat me kapde utrte hue... tirchi nazar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli: Pata he na kya karna hai..? . . . . . . . . Santa: teri aisi ki taisi,,, Me itni rat ko kpde nahi dhounga..! :P :v :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Swarg ke dwar par 3 log the.. God:- "Sirf ek hi andar ja sakta hai. . Pehla:- "Main pujari hu, sari umar aapki seva ki hai, swarg par mera hi haq hai. . Dusra:-"Main ek desh bhakt neta hu, sari umar logo ki seva ki hai. Swarg par toh mera hi haq hai. . . . . Teesra:- "Maine ENGINEERINGki PADHAI KI HAI." . God:- "kuch mat bol mere bhai, rulaeyga kya?? saari JAWANI tu narak me raha hai. Swarg par tera hi haq hai.." :O :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 choohe paid pe baithe the, neeche se 1 hathi guzra, 1 chooha hathi pe ja gira dosra chooha bola - daba ke rakh saale ko me baata hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bhabiji : Bhaiya gobi kaise diye ? Sabjiwala : 35 rupaye. Bhabiji: 35 rupaye ! kuch kum karo ! later. Bhabi: bhaiya ye shampoo ka kya price hai ? Salesman : 650/- only. Bhabi: ok. 2 de dijiye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Kal maine roket chhoda jo suraj se ja takraya. Banta: Fir kya hua? Santa: Meri boht pitayi hui, Banta: Wo kaise? Santa: Suraj ki mammi ne muje pita..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ne Shampoo Kharida. Santa: Iske Sath Jo Gift Hai Do Shopkeepe: Iske Sath Koi Gift Nahi Hai Santa: Jhoothe! Ispe Likha Hai "Dandruff Free"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: 1 se 10 tak count karke batao... . Santa: 1, 2, 3,4,5,7,8,9,10. . Teacher : 6 kaha hai.? . . Santa: aaj subha T.V pe news bata raha tha: "ek bus durghatana me 6 ki maut ho gai...!!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si, Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi, Bartan Lelo Bartan...
    • 10 years ago



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