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  • Mala vatl Aaj kahi Tufani karuya Ghetli cycal ani gelo . . . . . . . . Patrol Bharayla. ****vipul****
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Height of responsibility 1 aadmi library me jakar.. Suicide karne k tarike wali book hai kya..? Librarian ghurte huye Waapis karne koun aayega?
    • 10 years ago



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  • English Class Kid:" Me sleep with Dad last night . . . Madam (correcting):" No beta, I slept with dad last night . . . . Kid:" Aap mere sone ke baad aayi hogi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • "PETROL"To Bahut Mehnga Ho Gya Hai, To janab Hume Apka Pura khayal Hai, Isi Liye To Le Aye Hain Apke Liye (./) /.".)"?----;";_ ,,/"( , , ) //\ //\ "ROYAL ENFIELD KHOTA" 400 CC Chal Hat Ab Thanx Bol kr Sharminda Mat kr.Bas Teri khushi Se Badkar kuch Nhi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu ne exam k liye Question Paper banaya.. . . Paper dekhte hi saare bache behosh ho gye . . . . . Ques.. the: . . 1.China kis Desh me hai ?? . 2. 15 Aug kis Date ko Aati hai.. ?? . 3.Green Rang kis Color ka Hota hai.. ?? . 4.Tamatar ko Hindi me kya Bolte hai.. ?? . 5.Mumtaz ki Qabar me Kon Dafan hai.. ??
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl= Janu So Jao Na Dekho Rat Ke 2 Baj Rahy Hain., B0y= Neend Nahi Aa Rahi., Girl= Jan Q Itna Sochty Ho Mere Bary Mein, Itna Pyar Karty Ho Mujh Sey. Main Tumhari Hi To Hoon., B0y= . . . . . . . . . Oye chal ja apna kam kar Chudail ... Mujhe"PAPER"ki Tension Lagi padhi hai or tujhe apni Ishaq ki .......
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1baar 1bike par 3 bache ja rhe the Tarafic police wale ne bike rokne k liye hath kiya, Itne me unme se 1 bola phale hi 3 bathe hai tu kha bathega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Yado me Na dhundho hume Dil me hum Bus jasenge....! Tamanna ho ager milneki To.. To... To on karo Mobile Hum inbox me mil jayege.. MISS YOU...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes
  • Conductor : baccha ko ticket? Rajsthani lady :- iko bhi lagego ke ? yo tho abaar bobo chuse hai. Conductor:- bobo tho iko baap bhi chuse hai. To uke bhi free me bitha lu
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Baar Ek Couple Park Mein Beithe Hote Hai. Police Wala: “Park Mein Aise Beithe Ho, Bacho Pe Kya Asar Padega?” Aadmi: “Hum Dono Married Hai” Police Wala: “Toh Ghar Mein Ja Ker Betho Na” Aadmi: “Tab Isske Pati Pe Kya Asar Padega“
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 baar lips pe, . 2 baar gaal pe, . 2 baar mathe pe, . 2 baar eyes pe . Kiss wiss nai Cold cream zaroor lagana Sardi aa gai hai na. HAPPY WINTER. Djsumit
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 aam aadmi bathroon mai sab kuch kr lata ha Comedy - Romance Action and Dance They have good chance Tabi to hota ha bacha 5-panch..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Father: Putar zara apna Mobile Dena Beta: Abu ji 1 Minute Abhi on kr ky deta hon G.f pic: delete girl’s # list: delete phone calls received: delete . . . - delete - delete - delete Memory Card: Format: Son: Ye Lein Abu Father: Bus Putar time Dekhna tha Tum khud he time Bata do .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Paani Me Gira Rumaal To Rumaal Geela Hai Aasmaan Me Dekha To Wo B Neela Hai Mohabbat To Sab Karte Hain Par Mai Karu To Saala Character Dheela Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • કોમ્પ્યુટરની પરીક્ષામાં

    પ્રશ્ન પૂછાયો

    પ્રોગ્રામ એટલે શું ?

    પન્ગુસાહેબ એ જવાબ લખ્યો:

    એક ઇંગ્લીશ બોટલ, સોડા, સીંગભુજીયા અને ધાબા પર

    મિત્ર મંડળ ભેગા થાય

    એને પોગ્રામ કેવાય.


    પેપર તપાસવા વાળા

    ''''રેડી'''' હતા

    બાપુ પાસ થઇ ગયા.

    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Gujarati Jokes
  • Aurat hakim se: Mujhe doodh nahi aata Hakim: Hum har chiz choos ke check krte hai. Aurat: Theek hai, pehle abba jan ko check ker lo unko 2 din se peshab nahi aaya!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • गोलियों"के व्यापारी है हम - इसीलिये हमे घोडा मत दिखाना - क्योंकि जब ट्रिगर दबाओ तो - गोली बाहर आते ही - हमे कहेगी " पटेल साहेब" पाईलागु "!!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • SINDHI 2 MARWADI:"Aap kya lenge, Thanda ya garam?". MARWADI: "Dono hi mangwado". SINDHI:"Sunti ho do glass pani le aana. Ek freezar se aur dusra geezar se.
    • 10 years ago



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