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Girlfriend :”Last night I had a dream of you.” . . Boyfriend (got excited):”Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke” . . Girlfriend replied :”We were traveling in bus, Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river. . . Everyone swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for someone.” Boyfriend (with luv):”I was searching for you, na? . Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting, “Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the” :P :D

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Boy:" Call Me Sweetu.. Girl:" Sweetu.. . . . Boy:" Call Me Sweet Heart.!! Girl:" Sweet Heart. . . Boy:" Call Me Honey. Girl:" Honey. . . . . Boy:"abey Jaahill Ki Bachiii, Caalll Kar Naa.

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Munna bhai. A cercuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise samajhne ka? Cercuit. Simple hai bhai,Ek patthar marne ka BHAGA to MURGA or BHAGI to MURGI…

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Dr: Pujari g apki biwi MAA banne wali Hai. Pujari g soch me pad gaye. Dr: Kya hua sir? Pujari: Soch raha hu.. YE GUPT DAAN kon kar gaya?

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1 Ladka, Ladki dekhne gya Bahut der se SUSU rok rakha tha baad me Ladki se bola SUSU krne ki jagah dikhao Ldki sharmate huye PAHLE AAP DIKHAO.

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Patni Husband se pata hai, pass wale Gupta ji ki Ladki ko, Maths me 99 marks mile hai. Husband-Wah lekin 1 number kaha gaya. Patni-Wo aapka beta laya hai.

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Khule me tatti karne k fayede aur nuksan... Khule me tatti ki badboo nai aati. Gaand me paseena nai hota. Sirf ek lote me tatti sambhaw paniki bachat. Nuksaan Khuli gaand me saanp k ghsne ka dar. Lota gir gya to gaand ko zameen pe ghiso chilne ka khatra. Aapke saamne koi bhi gaand khol k tatti kar sakta hai.

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Gana Ga Rahi Thi K “Dekha Ha Pehli bar Sajan Ki Ankhon Main Pyar” Raste Mai 1 Bacha school se a raha ta , us ne daika to Bohat Zor zor Se Hansnay laga. Aurat ne gussay se pocha : abay q hans raha hay. Bacha : ” Daika hay pehli bar , cycle pe Hathi sawar ” … K.k

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SMS KE RATES 1998 - Rs 5 2000 - Rs 3 2004 - Re 1.50 2006 - Re 1 2008- 50ps 2009 - 10ps 2010 - 1ps. Aap kab karoge? Jab SMS pe loan milega tab.? -

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Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi, Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi, Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi, Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi

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Ek Pagal Hai :P Wo Is Waqt Msg Padh Rhi Hai Use Pata Hai, Ki Msg Bhejne Wale Ne Use Pagal Kaha Hai. Wo Fir Bhi Excite Ho Kr, Msg Padh Rahi Hai Ab Kar Bhi Kya Sakti Hai Wo?? Bechari Pagal Jo Hai.:p Uska Dimagi Santulan Is Qadar Kharab Ho Gya Hai, K, Wo Ye Padhne K Baad Bhi Mann Hi Mann Muskura Rahi Hai.:p Q Ki Wo. Pagal Jo Hai.

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Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai! Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai uska? Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"

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Exam funda- Kisi ko kisi bhi exams me Pass karwana ho to mujhe Rs.15OOO Aur uska Roll number send kar dena . . . . . . Mai uske liye DUA karunga..

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Teacher: shyam BABAR kon h....? Shyam:nahi pata sir Teacher: Padhai pe dhyan dogi to malum hoga na... Shyam:sir aff PRANAYA ko jante h.........? Teacher: nahi pata . . . . . . Shyam:apne ladki pe dhyam dogi to malum hoga na By :- Pranaya

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Khatarnaak Dosti:Main ghar der se pahuncha to Dad ne pucha "Kahan tha tu? "Maine kaha: "Friend k yahan tha. "Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 doston ko call kiya. 4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, Yahin par tha. "2 ne kaha: "Abhi Yaha se just nikla hai. "3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, Padh raha hai, Phone du kya? "1 ne to hadd hi kar di, kaha: "Haan Papa bolo kya baat he.

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mohan college mai ek ladki se mohan:-tun tuna ka tun tun-tun tara chalti hai kya 9 se 12 ? Ladki:-chal principal ke pas. Mohan:-lo gi ab to bahano se majak bhi nahi kar sakte. Ladki:-kamine parmition lene.

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Zara sambhalke chalna, jyada bhari cheez nahi uthana, apna khayal rakhna, khana thik se khana ....... Qki aaj se 9 va mahina shuru ho raha hai. . Happy September !!! Khan

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Nepali Anthem: Suno Gor Se India Walo Chahe Jitne Mahal Banalo, Uske Aage Garden Banalo, Uske Aage Gate Lagalo, Gate Ke Aage Honge Hum Nepali.

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Maine Darwaza Khola To Uski aankho Mein aansu Chehre Par Hansi Thi Sason Mein aahen, Dil Mein Bebasi Thi Pagli Ne Pahle Nahi Bataya Ke Darwaze Mein Uski Ungli Fasi Thi Waris ali*

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A maut tu kbhi aaye to muje or sirf muje batana, Mere dosto ko nhi, Bcz . . . Saale sab kamine he, pata chala to uski b party mangege!

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