Girlfriend :”Last night I had a dream of you.”
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Boyfriend (got excited):”Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke”
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Girlfriend replied :”We were traveling in bus,
Suddenly the bus lost control and fell in the river.
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Everyone swam to save their life,
but you were still swimming and
searching for someone.”
Boyfriend (with luv):”I was searching for you, na?
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Girlfriend said: NO, You were
shouting,
“Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the” :P :D
Patni Husband se pata hai,
pass wale Gupta ji ki Ladki ko,
Maths me 99 marks mile hai.
Husband-Wah lekin 1 number kaha gaya.
Patni-Wo aapka beta laya hai.
Khule me tatti karne k fayede aur nuksan...
Khule me tatti ki badboo nai aati.
Gaand me paseena nai hota.
Sirf ek lote me tatti sambhaw paniki bachat.
Nuksaan
Khuli gaand me saanp k ghsne ka dar.
Lota gir gya to gaand ko zameen pe ghiso chilne ka khatra.
Aapke saamne koi bhi gaand khol k tatti kar sakta hai.
Gana Ga Rahi Thi K
“Dekha Ha Pehli bar Sajan Ki Ankhon Main Pyar”
Raste Mai 1 Bacha school se a raha ta , us ne daika to Bohat Zor zor Se Hansnay laga.
Aurat ne gussay se pocha : abay q hans raha hay.
Bacha : ” Daika hay pehli bar , cycle pe Hathi sawar ” …
K.k
Woh zindagi hi kya jisme mohabbat nahi,
Woh mohabat hi kya jisme yaadein nahi,
Woh yaadein hi kya jisme tum nahi,
Aur woh tum hi kya jiske saath hum nahi
Ek Pagal Hai :P
Wo Is Waqt Msg Padh Rhi Hai
Use Pata Hai,
Ki Msg Bhejne Wale Ne Use Pagal
Kaha Hai.
Wo Fir Bhi Excite Ho Kr, Msg Padh
Rahi Hai
Ab Kar Bhi Kya Sakti Hai Wo??
Bechari Pagal Jo Hai.:p
Uska Dimagi Santulan Is Qadar
Kharab Ho Gya Hai,
K,
Wo Ye Padhne K Baad Bhi Mann
Hi Mann Muskura Rahi Hai.:p
Q Ki Wo.
Pagal Jo Hai.
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar
hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata
hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam
karti hai, uske counter ke upar
uska naam likha tha "CHAALU
KHAATA"
Teacher: shyam BABAR kon h....?
Shyam:nahi pata sir
Teacher: Padhai pe dhyan dogi to malum hoga na...
Shyam:sir aff PRANAYA ko jante h.........?
Teacher: nahi pata
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Shyam:apne ladki pe dhyam dogi to malum hoga na
By :- Pranaya
Khatarnaak Dosti:Main ghar der se pahuncha to
Dad ne pucha
"Kahan tha tu?
"Maine kaha: "Friend k yahan tha.
"Dad ne mere hi saamne mere 10 doston ko call
kiya.
4 ne kaha: "Haan Uncle, Yahin par tha.
"2 ne kaha: "Abhi Yaha se just nikla hai.
"3 ne kaha: "Yahin hai Uncle, Padh raha hai, Phone
du kya?
"1 ne to hadd hi kar di, kaha: "Haan Papa bolo kya
baat he.
mohan college mai ek ladki se
mohan:-tun tuna ka tun tun-tun tara chalti hai kya 9 se 12 ?
Ladki:-chal principal ke pas.
Mohan:-lo gi ab to bahano se majak bhi nahi kar sakte.
Ladki:-kamine parmition lene.
Zara sambhalke chalna,
jyada bhari cheez nahi uthana,
apna khayal rakhna,
khana thik se khana .......
Qki aaj se 9 va mahina shuru ho raha hai.
.
Happy September !!!
Khan
Maine Darwaza Khola To Uski aankho Mein aansu
Chehre Par Hansi Thi
Sason Mein aahen, Dil Mein Bebasi Thi
Pagli Ne Pahle Nahi Bataya Ke
Darwaze Mein Uski Ungli Fasi Thi
Waris ali*