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  • Dukandar- bolo sahab, kya chahiye? Customer- biwi ke kutte ke liye cake lene aaya hu, milega kya?? Dukandar- yahi kahoge ya parcel karke dun?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl:- Tuj me Rab Dikhata hai yaara main kya karu??? . Me:- Darshan Kar, Matha Take, Ashirwad le, Prasad kha, aur nikal Piche aur Bhi Bhakt Khade hai Line me.......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chota bachha-gorapan ke liye koi creem he kya, Dukandar he na, Chota bachha-to saale apne chehre pe gharta kyo nahi me hamesha dar jata hu.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Larrka: larrkia pepsi ki botal ki tara hoti hy.jitna peo Utna zyada maza deti hy. Larrki jl kar boli: Larkay juce k dabbay ki tara hoty hy.jb maza anay lagta hy tokhatam ho jaty h.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Marte sharabhi se bhagwan ne pucha, Koi antim icha. Sharabi: aane wale janam me Daant bhale hi ek dena, Par liver 32 dena 1 dete ho, Sla jaldi kharab ho jata h.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 ladke ko ladki se pyar ho gya lekin ladki ne use thukra dia . . . Ladke ne kaha tum 10 din k andar mujhse muhbbat ka iqrar kro gi . . Or ladka din rat barish me dhoop me us k ghar k samne khada raha ... . . . 9 din k bad ladki ko sach me ladke ki mohbbat ka ahsas ho gya us ne socha subha pyar ka iqrar krun gi lekin jab wo ladke ko milne gyi to ladka use wahan na mila aur 1 kagz mila jis par likha tha * * * * * Tere chakkr main teri bahen set ho gyi hai . . . Sorry Saali Sahiba…
    • 10 years ago



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  • मास्टर: विटामिन-सी सबसे ज्यादा किस ‍चीज में होता है? बच्चा: मिर्च में. मास्टर: वहकैसे? बच्चा: मिर्च खाते ही सब ‘सी-सी’ करने लगते हैं.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boss- Ek Accha Mirror Leke Aao Jisme Muje Mera Chehra Dikayi De GOLU-Mai Sab Dukan Gaya Par Sub me Mere Hi Chehra Dikha!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: Aajtak Tumne Kiss Nahi Kia Kiss Karona Muje . . Pappu: Nahi . . Girl: Q Nahi? . Pappu: Bade-budhe Kah Gae He Ki Aurato Ko Muh Nahi Lagana Chahiye..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sardar ki Beti-Papa kal Ghar me se 1 Member kam ho jayega. Nxt Day woh ladki ghar se bhag gai. Sardar-Ladki ne kaam to Galat kiya lekin thi jyotshi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gf:"jaan socha call kar loon, tum mujhe miss kar rhe hoge."... . . . Bf:"kamini abhi 15 min pehle to ladai karke bethii h..aur ek dm se itna pyar kaise aa rha h". .. .... ... ... . . . . Gf: maa ki ankh, fir tera no. Lag gya...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bivi-Kabi to pass mara aao kabi to najra mujsa melao pati-ara tu kya apple ha jo tara pas aya bivi-ni ma apple ni madhumakhi hu:-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Aadmi Ki 6 Ungliya Thi, Sab Log Use Radhe Shyam Kahte The, Batao Qu ? ? ? Socho ? ? ? ? ? Socho Socho ? ? ? ? ? ? Qu Ki ?? Radhe Shyam Uska Naam Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladki Ne Ek Buzurg Se Poochha-"Pyar Ki Haqeeqat Kya Hai?" Buzurg Ne Kaha- "Jao Baagh Mein Jo Sab Se Khoobsurat Phool Ho Wo Le Aao." Ladki Ek Din Baad Wapis Aai Or Kaha- "Mein Phool Dekhti Rahi Ek Phool Sab Se Khoobsurat Tha Magar Mein Us Se Behtar Ki Talash Mein Chal Padi, Magar Koi Pyara Na Laga Jab Laut Kar Aai To Usey Koi Or Tor Chuka Tha "Buzurg Ne Kaha- "Yahi Pyar Ki Haqeeqat Hai Jo Samne Ho Us Ki Qadar Nahi Ki Jati Or Jab Wapis Lauto To Wo B Hath Nahi Aata
    • 10 years ago



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  • kisi ko yaad nahi ati koi yaado me rota he kisi ko nind nahi aati koi din raat sota he saza hamesha 1 ko Q milti h? Jab ki kasur 2no ka hota hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • God ne achha dil banaya jo maine paya, fir God ne achha dimag banaya jo maine paya, fir God ne 1achha dost banaya . . . . O hello.. Is bar maine nahi tumne paya..
    • 10 years ago



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  • पिता - एक ज़माना था जब मैं सिर्फ 10 रुपए में ही किराना, दूध, सब्जी और नाश्ता लेकर आता था. पुत्र - अब संभव नहीं है पिताजी क्योंकि अब वहाँ सीसीटीवी कैमरालगा होता है …. !
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ye Kash Faasle Na Hote, Kash Hum Tum Se Door Na Hote, Kash Hum Aur Tum Saath Hote, To Sms Ke Paise Bacch Jate, Or Hum Dono In Paisoo Se Kurkura Khate..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Gareeb admi:Dr. mere paas paise nahi hain, ap mera elaaj kar dein to kabhi apke kaam aunga Doctor:Kya kaam karte ho? Admi:kabar khodta ho
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lady: Doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai. Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho? Lady: Saal main 1 baar! Doctor: Infection nahi "ZANG" lag gaya hai K.
    • 10 years ago



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