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Rishte Tod Deti He GF, Insan Ko Tanha Kr Deti H GF, Na Aane Dena Dil K Pas Kbhi Inko, QKi DiLSe Dhadkano Ko Juda Kr Deti H GF ! ! ! GF=GALAT FEHMI Prem

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KAMINAPANTI ROCKS!!! DADA JI:- Abe Teri Teacher Ghar AaRahi Hai Ja Chup Ja....! POTA:- Pehle Aap Chup Jao, Apki Maut k Bahane Se Maine 2 Hafton Ki Chutti Le Rakhi Hai...

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लड़की:-छी छी...कैसा जमाना आ गया है
वो देखो..
एक लड़का दुसरे लड़के को
"फ्लाइंग किस" दे रहा है
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लड़का:- पगली...
वो "फ्लाइंग किस" नही है
वो लड़का अपने दोस्त से
बीड़ी मांग रहा है।

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Maine sapno ko khote dekha he Jo mila nai,usey dur hote dekha he Log khete h raat ko "oos" girti he Par maine to phulo ko akele me "rota" dekha he

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Abbu laaye Motor Car Us k nichey payye chaar Chabi se wo chalti hai Po po po po karti hai Agey jaye Pichey aye Dayen bayen wo mur jaye MORAL: Kuch b bhejdo farigh log parhte zaror hain wo b Sur k sath:

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Teacher:"Beta Batao, Britania Tiger Ke Packet Pe Jo Green Dotbana Hai, Uska Matlb Kya Hai..?? . . . . Student:sir Iska Matlab Tiger Online Hai.

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Love aur dove me kya difference hai . . Nhi maalum. I tell u. Love me ladki ka dove hona padta hai ha ha ha...

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Ek Doggy subh se sham tk bhokta tha BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO BAO Haan bilkul aise hi...

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patni:-kis se baat kar rhe ho jo itana dhire. pati:-bahan se. patni:-itana dhire. pati:-tumari bahan se.

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School ka wo last day jab sari ladkiya saree me aati hai. We all have a feeling ki ye bhi itni sunder hai. School dress me pata hi nahi chala yaar.

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Pagal chinese se tum american ho? chinese:nai mai chainese hu. pagal:nhi tum american ho. chinese gusse me: ha mai american hu. pagal: lagte to chinese ho.

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Master : Beta koi pyarwali shayari sunao, grin.png Student : Mota marta moti pe, Bhukha marta Roti pe, Master ji ki hai do beti, aur mai marta hu chhoti pe grin.png

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"Usse Juda Ho Kar To Meri Jaan Hi Jaane Wali Thi Faraz' !! Achanak Yaad Aya. . . . . Ke Uski Saheli Ne Bhi Toh Apna Number Diya Tha...!! Tab Jaa Kar Jaan Mein Jaan Aayi.

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Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

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Suhagrat pe ladka wife ko sirf kiss kark so gaya. subah ma boli: beti mandir jaane se Pehle naha lo. Bahu gusse main. ma ji sirf brush karwa lo baki sab saaf hai

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Tumsa Koi Doosra Is Zameen Par Hua To RAB Se Shikayath Hogi . . . . . Aye Dost Ek To Jhela Nahi Jata Doosra Agaya To Socho Hamari Kya Halat Hogi!!!

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ATM me santa banta k piche khada has raha tha? Snta :Ha,Ha,mene tera password dekha. Bnta: kya h? S: 4 stars (****) B: Ha,Ha,galat 1212

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Impact of Movies: Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!

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Unmarried Boy: Mujhe Shadi Nahi Karna, Mujhe Sab Auraton Se Darr Lagta Hai.. Father: Kar Le Beta, Fir Ek Hi Aurat Se Darr Lagega, Baaki Sab Acchi Lagegi!

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