CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati
Wah-Wah
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati
Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati!
Har Chand Ka Didar Alag Hota Hai..
Har Beer Ka Nasha Alag Hota Hai..
Kisi 1 Ladki Pe Zindgi Barbad Mat Karna..
Q Ke
Har Ladki Ka "FIGURE" Alag Hota Hai...
Book khulte hi exam ka sama hota hai,
aise mousam mai hi to dimag kharab hota hai.
dimag ki baatein paper main nahi aati,
ye fasana to mark sheet per bayan hota hai…..
Chup Rahoge To Baat Kon Karega,
Hum Na Honge To Yaad Kon Karega,
Maana Ke Hum itne Sweet To Nahi Jo Aapko Pal-Pal Yaad Aaye,
Par Hum Na Rahe To Aapko Pareshaan Kon Karega.
Mohabbat Karli Tumse Bahut Sochne
Ke Baad, Ab Kisi Ko Dekhna Nahi
Tumhein Dekhne Ke Baad, Dunia Chod
Deinge Tumhein Pane K Baad, Khuda
Maff Kre Itna Jhoot Bolne Ke Baad!
Har ilzam ka haqdar vo hame bana jati hai, har khata ki saza vo hume bata jaati hai, hum har baar khamosh rah jate hai, kyonki who har baar Raksha Bandhan ka darr dikha jaati hai.
Terri Yaadon Mein,
Kuchh Aisee Baat Hai,
Ke Har Waqat Teree Yaadein,
Hamaare Sath Hain,
Dil Chahataa Hai Ki,
Tujhko Tujhee Se Churaa Loo,
Par Mummy Kahti Hain,
Ki Choree Karnaa Buri Baat Hai…