Funny Shayari SMS

Chand ko tod dunga suraj ko fod dunga, Chand ko tod dunga suraj ko fod dunga, Agar tum haan kahe janeman to, peheliwali ko chod dunga. . .

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Gandhiji ne kyu kaha Angrejo ko "Chale Jao"! . Gandhiji ne kyu kaha Angrejo ko "Chale Jao..! . MELODY Khao Khud Jaan Jao.

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Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun, Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana.. Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana :-P

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AAJ KAL TUM MUSHKURATI BAHUT HO, MERE DIL KO BHAATI BAHUT HO, DIL KEHTA HAI LE JAAUN TUMHEN DINNER PE, PAR SUNA HAI TUM KHAATI BAHUT HO!

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Din Ki Ye Tapti Dhoop Us Par Ye Aapki Baatein Khoob Dil Se Muskurate Mere Mehboob Dekha Nahi Pehle Aapka Ye Sunhera Roop

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Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega, Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega, Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo, Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega???

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Woh choom lain aik bar to aati nahi neend, unki awaz suntay suntay raat jati hai beet, is liye kehte hoon yeh risk na uthao, “MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO”

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Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain, Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte hain, Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse, Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate hai…

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Wo Na Aaye Unki Yaadein Aakar Wafaa Kar Gayi, Unse Milne Ki Tamanna Sukoon Tabah Kar Gayi, Aahat Hui Aisi Ki Socha Dua Asar Kar Gayi, Khol Darwaja Dekha To Majak Humse Hawa Kr Gayi.

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Humne msg bhej ke jab-jab apko yad kiya aapne us sms ka na kabhi jawaab diya waise to sunday ko over time lagaane ki aadat nahi chalo fir bhi ye sunday apke naam kurbaan kiya.

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Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne yahan likhna mana hai.

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Modern Funny Shayari - Arz hai.. Pink lips are the girls beauty, Wah Wah Pink lips are the girls beauty, Wah Wah And Kissing them is the Boys duty..

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Javani aave to masti lage che, paranya pacchi te sasti lage che, teniyo aave to vasti lage che, ane pacchi to love letter pan pasti lage che...

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Devu che Dil maru Daan Ma.. Wah.. wah.. wah.. Devu che Dil maru Daan Ma.. Wah.. wah.. wah.. Devu che Dil maru Daan Ma... Che Koi "Maal" tamara Dhyan Ma..??

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Tajmhl ko dekh k bola Shahjaha ka pota Tajmhl ko dekh k bola Sahjaha ka pota Aj hmara b bank blnce hota agr buddha ishq me pagl n hota

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Ek aap hai jo itne Achay hai Ek aap hai jo itne Sachay hai Ek aap hai jo itne Sundar hai Ek aap hai jo itne Caring hai Aur ek hum hai jo Jhoot pe Jhoot bole ja rahe hai.

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Popat Betho Che Daal Par, . Aansu Pade Che Rumal Par, . Hu To Fida Chu Tari Chaal Par, . Pachi Kem Na Pade 2 Gaal Par.

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Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai, Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai, Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti, Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai.

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Agar "TITANIC" picture koi gujarati director banata to uska naam kya rakhta ? socho... socho... "Naavdi Dubi Gori Taara Gaam Ma"

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Pehli Nazar Mein Laga Wo Meri Hai Aankhe Uski Jheel Si Gehri Hain Purpose Kar-Kar Ke Thak Gaya Tab Jaake Jana Ke Saali Behri Hai…

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