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  • 1 kavi garibi se tang aa kr Daku Ban gya, Daketi karne 1 bank gya or kaha Arz kiya hai Takdir mein jo hai wahi milega.. Hands Up,Koi apni Jagah se nhi Hilega!! :P Fir cashier se kaha Apne kuch khwab meri ankho se nikal lo Jo kuch bi tmhare pas h jldi se is bag me dal do!! Bahut koshish krta hu teri yad bhulane ki.. Khabrdar, koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki.!! Fir jate-jate kaha.. Bhula de mujhe kya jata h tera. Mai goli mar dunga jo kisi ne picha kia mera
    • 10 years ago



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  • Har Chand Ka Didar Alag Hota Hai.. Har Beer Ka Nasha Alag Hota Hai.. Kisi 1 Ladki Pe Zindgi Barbad Mat Karna.. Q Ke Har Ladki Ka "FIGURE" Alag Hota Hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun, Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana.. Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Machhar Ne Jo Kata, Dil Mein Mere Janun Tha, Khujali Itni Huyi Ke, Dil Besukun Tha, Pakda Toh Chhod Diya, Yeh Sochkar, Saale Ki Rago Mein, Apna Hi Khoon Tha…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wo lal gulabo ko dekh teri yaad aa gayi. wah wah . wo lal gulabo ko dekh teri yaad aa gayi. wah wah . isse pehle mai inhe kharidata yaar unhe bakri kha gayi. wah wah.
    • 10 years ago



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  • To Arz Kiya Tum Jo Aye Zindgi Me...baat Ban Gyi.. Tum Jo Aye Zindgi Me... Baat Ban Gyi.. Waha Wah Kya Baat Hai Gaur Farmaiyega Tum Jo Aye Zindgi Me...baat Ban Gyi.. Tum Jo Aye Zindgi Me... Baat Ban Gyi.. Samose Me Chutney Daali... Chaat Ban Gyi.. ._.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mene usko pyar kiya Ashiq samaj k . Mene usko pyar kiya Ashiq smaj k . . Wo utar gyi kolhapur station Nasik Samjh k.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ghantu Ko Vodafone Mein Operator Ki Job Mil Gayi, Magar Pehle Din Hi Use Unhone Bahut Mara Aur Nikal Diya Cause First Caller: Mera Vodafone Ka Sim Kharab Ho Gaya Hai! Ghantu: To Pagal Airtel Ka Le Le…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Nazre mile to ushe izhar kehte hai, neend na aaye to ushe pyar kehte hai, smile de de to ushe ikrar kehte hai, or jo in sab jhamelo na padhe ushe samajdar kehte hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai, Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai, Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti, Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz kia hai.... Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao... Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao... Der na karo, Foran bhai bahan ban jaao...
    • 10 years ago



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  • PYAR VYAR to ek bahana hai, Aankh mile na mile LIPS ko milana hai, Yehi style hai sab ASHIQON ka, kya kare yaar RAJ KAPUR ka nahi IMRAN HASHMI ka zamana hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ye jo ladkiyo ke gaal hote h, ladko ko phasane vale jaal hote h, chuse leti hai khoon jigar ka, tabi to hont unke laal hote he.
    • 10 years ago



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  • School se hasil ki hum ne education Phir bhi na samajh paaye dil ki difinition Dil k darwaze pe likh diya no admission Phir bhi ap chle aaye without permission.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SMS 1bimari he jo waqt ko barbad karti he Aao mil k kasam khaye k ye bimari khatam karenge Ek Call roz tum karo baki sare Miss Calls hum karenge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • hansi mazak k ye din yaad rakhna is kasamkhan ki dosti ko yaad rakhna mahefil me agr kl me rahu na rahu EK THA TIGER bs itna yaad rakhna
    • 10 years ago



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