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  • Ham Gaye the Unke Ghar. Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo. Unki Maa Ne Khola Darwaza. Hum Ghabra K Bole Aunty Bachoo Ko Polio Ki Dwa Pilwalo..
    • 10 years ago



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  • लड़कियो को HOT बोल बोल ke बेमतलब सूर्य देवता से पंगा ले लिया अब वो पूछ रहे है कि अब बता HOT कौन ???
    • 10 years ago



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  • Abe O pagal, 1 Zabardast Sher Sun Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi Tu Kya Frmaya? Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi Tu Or Bandron Ki Race Me "Jeeta" Bi Tu
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ak ladki thii jo hamko hamesa pyar se dekhte thii. SUNO YARO ak ladki thii jo hamko hamesa pyar se dekhte thii. Dukh bat to ye h ki.... Wo merehi 8 mahine ki choti beti thiii.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Fulo ki hasi Gulab hai, Padhne k liye jaruri kitab h, Duniya me hr sawal ka javab h, Agr koi mere bare me puche to keh dena Arre wo toh LAJAVAB hai…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dil ke mehmaan ban jao, ankho ke armaan ban jao, . hontho ki muskan ban jao, . yeh sab bhi ban jana lekin, . pehle zara, . cartoon se, . insaan to ban jao.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ruthe ho hamase jese hum mana lenge, Wah wah Ruthe ho humse jese hum mana lenge, Wah wah Itana waqt kanha! Itane me toh hum dusari pata lenge.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khatarnak shayari Teri dosti ne mujhe aisha pyasa banaya, Wah wah.. Teri dosti ne mujhe aisa pyasa banaya, Tu 2 minute ruk me pani pk aaya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agar "TITANIC" picture koi gujarati director banata to uska naam kya rakhta ? socho... socho... "Naavdi Dubi Gori Taara Gaam Ma"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Door Se Dekha To Kuchh Dikha Nahi…
    Dooor Se Dekhaaa… To Kuchh Dikha Nahi…
    Paas Jake Dekhaa To Kuchh Tha Hi Nahi…
    Door Se Dekha To Patthhar Dikhta Tha…
    Dooor Se Dekha… To Patthharr Dikhtaa Thaa…
    Paas Jake Dekha To… Suchmuch Patthhar Hi Thaa.
    Door Se Dekha To Paani Baras Raha Tha
    Door Se Dekha To Paani Baras Raha Tha
    Paas Gaya… To Bheeg Gaya.
    Dur Se Dehka To ‘Dharmendar’ Lag Raha Tha!
    Dur Se Dehka To ‘Dharmendar’ Lag Raha Tha!
    Pass Se Dekha To ‘Bandar’ Nikla!!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mohabbat mein jab mujhe Dhoka mila, To zindagi me charo aur udasi cha gayi, Socha tha ki AAG laga dunga es duniya ko Par kambhakt colony mein dusri aa gayi :)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai mein, Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bheed mein, Hum milenge tumhe fir kisi, Free SMS ki scheme mein.
    • 10 years ago



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  • AAJ KAL TUM MUSHKURATI BAHUT HO, MERE DIL KO BHAATI BAHUT HO, DIL KEHTA HAI LE JAAUN TUMHEN DINNER PE, PAR SUNA HAI TUM KHAATI BAHUT HO!
    • 10 years ago



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  • pina chahun to zehar nhi hai, doobna chahun to lehar nhi hai, marna chaha jab uski yaad mein, to maut bhi hanskar boli ja abhi teri umar nhi hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • hm jante the ki tum hmse sirf nfrat hi krth thi.. phir b aye dil tumse diwano ki tarh pyr krta tha... jb tm udsh hti thi na tab hame bhi kush acha nahi lagta tha... jb tume khush dekha tha na to hme kitna khush hote the a said ham tumhe bta nhi sakte the... tm nafrat krti thi phir bhi..a dil tme paglo ki tarh pyr krta tha... socho...agr tm pyr krti to hm kya karte...!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaj Girlfriend Ne Kiya Kiss Aur Jal Gaya Lips Aaj Girlfriend Ne Kiya Kiss Aur Jal Gaya Lips Kyoki Wo Kha Kar Aayi Thi "Bingo Red Chili Chips"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tu chamm chamm kar ke aai, Aur chamm chamm kar chale gai. Me SINDUR ka Diba leke Khade thhe, Tu RAKHI Bandhha ke Chale gai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz kiya hai... Udhar aap majabur baithe hain.. Idhar hum khamosh baithe hain.. Baat ho to kaise ho.. Jab dono taraf do kanjush baithe hain.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bahut Khoobsurat Ho Tum Khud Ko Duniya Ki Buri Nazar Se Bachaya Karo Sirf Aankhon Mein Kajal Hi Kafi Nahi Gale Mein Nimbu-Mirch Aur Chappal Bhi Latkaya Karo…
    • 10 years ago



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