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  • Bahut Khoobsurat Ho Tum Khud Ko Duniya Ki Buri Nazar Se Bachaya Karo Sirf Aankhon Mein Kajal Hi Kafi Nahi Gale Mein Nimbu-Mirch Aur Chappal Bhi Latkaya Karo…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hawaye kehti he dosti kr Fizaye kehti he pyar kar Bahare kehti he shadi kar Par ghar wale kehte hai BAKWAS BAND KAR or padai kar
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teri Zindagi Mein Kabhi Ghum Na Ho
    Teri Aankhe Kabhi Gam Na Ho
    Meri Dua Hai Ke Mile Tujhe Ek Smart Si Dulhan
    Jiska Wieght 150 Kg. Se Kam Na Ho!
    • 10 years ago



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  • MUST READ IT " KABHI USKO NAZAR-ANDAAZ NA KARO JO AAPKI BAHUT PARWAAH KARTA HO WARNA KISI DIN AAPKO EHSAAS HOGA KI PATHAR JAMA KARTE-KARTE AAPNE HEERE GANWA DIYE... neet
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zindagi Lambi Hai Dost Banate Raho, Dil Mile Na Mile Hath Milate Raho, Taj Mahal Banaana To Bahut Costly Hai, Per Har Gali Mein Ek Mumtaz Banate Raho…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher To Electronis Student: “Naade” Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain? Student: P.H.D. Teacher: Kya Matlab? Student: Pajama Holding Device. ;-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tumse kitna pyar hai dil mein utar kar dekh lo Tumse kitna pyar hai dil mein utar kar dekh lo Phir bhi na dikhe agar toh chashma badal kar dekh lo!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz Kiya Hai Ki... . Gam Hai,, Tanhai Hai.. Dard Hai,, Ruswai Hai.. Zaalim Tu Bhi To Kabhi Sms Kiya Kar, . Meri Kya Govrnment Ne Duty Lagayi Hai.;-);-)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Class Me Master Sharab Liye Bethe Hai Gor Farmaiyega Class Me Master Sharab Liye Bethe Hai Aur Student Itne Chalu Hai Ki Glass Liye Bethe Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • ना वक्त इतना हैं कि सिलेबस पूरा किया जाए; ना तरकीब कोई की एग्जाम पास किया जाए; ना जाने कौन सा दर्द दिया है इस पढ़ाई ने; ना रोया जाय और ना सोया जाए।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hum Jeete 1 Bar Hain Hum Marte Ek Baar Hain Pyar Bhi Ek Baar Hota Hai Aur Shadi Bhi Ek Bar Hi Hoti Hai Toh Fir Ye Saale Exams Bar-Bar Kyon?… “Jago Student Jago”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wo ishq to karti hai par janon nahi karti. Wo katal to karti hai par khon nahi karti. Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahne wali Mis call to karti hai phon nahi karta…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl : Main Jab Bhi Call Karti Hoon Tum Shaving Kar Rahe Hote Ho, Din Mein Kitni Bar Shaving Karte Ho? Boy : 30-40 Bar.. Girl : Pagal Ho Kya? Boy : Pagal Nahi Naai Hoon…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bottle chupa dena kafan me mere, shamshan me bhet kar piya karuga, khuda maangega jab hisaab mujhse, ek ek peg bana kar diya karuga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • CID Again: Ghare Ghare Thay Chhe Sasu Vahu Na Kajiya, Ghare Ghare Thay Chhe Sasu Vahu Na Kajiya, ACP Bolyo: DAYA , Varsad Chhe Lai Aav Ne 500 Gm. Bhajiya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Fida chhu eni chal par, ena bolva na taal par, bhale pade mara gal par, pan kahee dau chhoo aakha gam ne, NAZAR na nakho mara maal par......
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sarkari Pj: Mantri: Ye Road Humne Banwaya Hai Ye Road Hai SabSe Juda Santa: Pagle Nazre Utha Kar Dekh Tu Na Jaane Aas Paas Hai Khuda
    • 10 years ago



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  • Life Me Jisko Hota Hai Gum Woh Pita Hai Rum, Ankhn E Jiske Ho Tear Woh Pita Hai Beer, Jisko Love Lagta Hai Risky Woh Pita Gai Wisky, To Piyo Wine Aur Maro Line.
    • 10 years ago



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