Girl : Main Jab Bhi Call Karti Hoon Tum Shaving Kar Rahe Hote Ho,
Din Mein Kitni Bar Shaving Karte Ho?
Boy : 30-40 Bar..
Girl : Pagal Ho Kya?
Boy : Pagal Nahi Naai Hoon…
Dilna dard ne na chhedso diwana jagi jase,
Shama ne na bujavo parvana jagi jase.
Jo SHAKYA hoyto bhuli jajo SHAREBAZAR,
Baki cover karata jamana lagi jase.
Ek aap hai jo itne Achay hai
Ek aap hai jo itne Sachay hai
Ek aap hai jo itne Sundar hai
Ek aap hai jo itne Caring hai
Aur ek hum hai
jo Jhoot pe Jhoot bole ja rahe hai.
PYAR VYAR to ek bahana hai,
Aankh mile na mile LIPS ko milana hai,
Yehi style hai sab ASHIQON ka,
kya kare yaar RAJ KAPUR ka nahi IMRAN HASHMI ka zamana hai!
Ek Aadmi,
Khud Khusi Par Bhasan De Raha Tha:-
Khud Khusi Paap Hai,
Julum Hai, Gunah Hai,
Bujdili Hai, Pagalpan Hai,
Khudkhusi Karne Se Behtar Hai Ki ,
Aadmi Khud Ko Goli Maar Le…
Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain,
Dil me har waqt ek aas rakhte hain,
Jaane kb ho jaaye mulaqaat aapse,
Isliye hm 1 DISPRIN hmesa apne saath rkhate hai…
Chaman se 1 bichhda hua gulab hu...
.
Mai khud apni tabahi ka jawab hu...
.
Yu nigahe na fero mujhse...
.
Nalayako..Main tumhari hi sangat me barbaad hu...
"Har roz koi khawab toot jata hai ,
har roz koi apna rooth jata hai,
na jane kya hai meri kismt me ,
jise main yaad karu wahi mujhe bhool jata hai ..."