Funny Shayari SMS

ISHQ me Hum Huye Itne Pagal ki Humne Unki Zulfon k Saaye me rehne ki kasam kha dali Woh Nikli itni Bewafa ki usne apni Zulfen hi kata dali.

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Arz kiya hai... Udhar aap majabur baithe hain.. Idhar hum khamosh baithe hain.. Baat ho to kaise ho.. Jab dono taraf do kanjush baithe hain.

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Thoda garam thoda thandha piya kro SMS zara naya kiya kro Agar samajh na aye to hmse puch liya kro Hm SMS Ke DOCTOR ha Humse roz 1 Khurak liya karo.

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Arj Kiya Hai…… Samma, Parwane Se Kuchh Kah Rahi Hai, Samma, Parwane Se Kuchh Kah Rahi Hai, Darling Jara Rumaal Dena, Meri Naak Bahut Bah Rahi Hai…

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Humari Baari Jab Aayi To Humse Doctor Bola Chalo Jaldi Dikhao, Aur Bhi Bimar Baithe Hain Jo Pehle Aaye The Lete Hain Kabristan Mein Jaakar Bache Hain Yahan Jo Do Char, Taiyaar Baithe Hain…

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Bdi hseen thi zindgi jab na kisi se muhabbt na kisi se nafrat thi zindgi me ek mod aisa aaya muhabbat ek se hui or nafratsari dunia se ho gai.

9 years ago

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Arz hay, ki, Sharifo ki shrafat kam nahi hoti, sharifo ki sharafat kam nahi hoti. Karo sone ke 100 tukade, lakin, lakin sone keemat kam nahi hoti.

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Sarkari Pj: Mantri: Ye Road Humne Banwaya Hai Ye Road Hai SabSe Juda Santa: Pagle Nazre Utha Kar Dekh Tu Na Jaane Aas Paas Hai Khuda

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Paani ko b Daaru bana date Aapke liye Royal Stag ka tub Bharwa dete kambakht Peete nhi aap hmare sath wrna Taj Mahal ko b Theka bana dete.

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Tum Khamosh Hm Preshan SE Q HE . Tum Ziddi Hm Nadan Se Q HE . Apki Dosti Hmari Dhdkan HE . Par Aap Ye JanKar V Anjan Se Q HE.

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Roz Subha Hum Kehte Hai Unhe Good Morning Roz Subah Hum Kehte Hai Unhe Good Morning . Wo Aise Ghoor K Dekhti Hai Jaise 1 Error Aur 5 Warning.

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Zubaida, Karishma, Kareena, Natima Chalo Aaj Sabko Dikha Dun Cinema Meri Umar Kya Hai Ye Kyon Poochhti Ho Kahin Ishq Ka Josh Hota Hai Dheema…

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Ek Cute Se Bachhe Ko Dekh Kar, Ek Ladki Ne Us Ke Gaal Par, Kiss Kar Diya, Ladki :- I Am Sorry , Aap Ke Gaal Pe Lipstick Lag Gayi, Bachha :- It Is Ok Baby, Kuchh Achha Karne Se Agar, Daag Lagte Hain,Toh Daag Ache Hain…

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वो मेरी किस्मत मेरी तकदीर हो गयी;
हमने उनकी याद में इतने ख़त लिखे कि;
वह ‘रद्दी’ बेचकर ही अमीर हो गयी!

9 years ago

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Tu chamm chamm kar ke aai, Aur chamm chamm kar chale gai. Me SINDUR ka Diba leke Khade thhe, Tu RAKHI Bandhha ke Chale gai.

9 years ago

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Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya.. Gor frmaiye.. Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya.... ACP tha toilet me or Daya ne darwaja tod diya......

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1 kavi garibi se tang aa kr Daku Ban gya, Daketi karne 1 bank gya or kaha Arz kiya hai Takdir mein jo hai wahi milega.. Hands Up,Koi apni Jagah se nhi Hilega!! :P Fir cashier se kaha Apne kuch khwab meri ankho se nikal lo Jo kuch bi tmhare pas h jldi se is bag me dal do!! Bahut koshish krta hu teri yad bhulane ki.. Khabrdar, koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki.!! Fir jate-jate kaha.. Bhula de mujhe kya jata h tera. Mai goli mar dunga jo kisi ne picha kia mera

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Funny shayari BY THIEF.. Mobile ke Night Plans Ne To Hume, Bhuka MaarDiya Hai Dosto, . . . . Jis Ghar Mein Chori k Liye Jao, Koi Na Koi Aashiq Jag Raha Hota Hai...

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Arz Kiya Hai- Tere Liye Chand Kya, Sitaro Ko Bhi Tod Dunga Tum Shaadi Ke Liye Haa Toh Kaho Ghar Walo Ko Kya, Ghar Wali Ko Bhi Chor Dunga.

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Jo pyar hamesa 7 rhe wo saccha he G Jo musibat me kaam aye wo acha he G Kabhi kabhi hamse b ho jati he galatiya "Qki DIL TO BACHHA HE G"

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