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  • Na DiL Ki Baazi Thi Na DiL Ka Sauda Agar De Deti Wo Hume Waqt Apna Thoda, Na Aati AaJ Ye Nobat Aur Na Koi Puchta, Sir With Water Ya With Soda.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek ladka ek ladki ko bata rahihai - Ladka:- Tum bahot shundar ho ! Ladki:- Really . Ladka:- Tum bahot shundar ho !! Ladki:- Ok . Ladka:- Tum bahot shundar ho !!! Ladki:- Hmm, main jangaya main bahot shundar hoo. Ladka :- Tum bahot shundar ho !!!! Ladki :- Oh toh hoo , isski aagai kuchtoh batao . Ladka:- Jisko dekhkar mari joban par arkuch nahi ata hai . Anuraj
    • 9 years ago



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  • Yaaro Mere Marne Ke Baad, Aansu Mat Bahana… Yaaro… Mere Marne Ke Bad, Aansoo Mat Bahana… Jyada Yaad Aaye, Toh Upper Challe Aana… :D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek dukhi girlfriend ne, apne boyfrnd ke liye, shayari likhi... . . Phoolo ka raja, Baharo ka shahzada. . . Dil tor kar chala gaya.. KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arj kiya hai. Delhi ki Garmi se hai Skin meri jali, wah wah Gaur kijiyega Delhi ki Garmi se hai Skin meri jali, . Chura ke Dil mera Goriya Chali..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher To Electronis Student: “Naade” Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain? Student: P.H.D. Teacher: Kya Matlab? Student: Pajama Holding Device. ;-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho, Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho, Kitni aasani se jaan le lete ho, Kisi ne sikhaya hai.. ya bachpan se hi kamine ho
    • 9 years ago



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  • Just Imagine Maan Lo Aap Bus Mein Safar Kar Rahe Ho Aapko Bahut Jor Ki Paad Aa Raha Hai Itifakan, Gana Bhi Bahut Jor Se Baj Raha Hai Aur Mauke Ka Faida Uthate Hue Aapne Bhi Bade Smartly Gaane Ki Dhun Mein Dhun Milate Hue Paad Mara Aur Kisi Ko Pata Bhi Nahi Chala Jab Utrane Lage Aapne Dekha Sab Ghur Rahe Hain Aur Achanak Aapko Yaad Aaya Gana To Aapke Headphone Per Chal Raha Tha…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai.. . Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai.. . Aur Maine jo sher mara to to to to sherni widhwa ho gayi
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hum Jeete 1 Bar Hain Hum Marte Ek Baar Hain Pyar Bhi Ek Baar Hota Hai Aur Shadi Bhi Ek Bar Hi Hoti Hai Toh Fir Ye Saale Exams Bar-Bar Kyon?… “Jago Student Jago”
    • 9 years ago



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  • The Best SMS Joke On Doctor Dr. To Patient’s Friend – Agar Ek Ghanta Pehle Le Aate To Hum Isse Bacha Lete… Friend: Abe Sale, 15 Minute Pehle To Accident Hua Hai… :-D Wah Doctor Bhai… Wah!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teri Zindagi Mein Kabhi Ghum Na Ho
    Teri Aankhe Kabhi Gam Na Ho
    Meri Dua Hai Ke Mile Tujhe Ek Smart Si Dulhan
    Jiska Wieght 150 Kg. Se Kam Na Ho!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arz hai... Aap hamare dil me base ho. . Aap hamare dil me base ho... Wah wah... Thoda side ho jao saans lene wale pipe me fase ho.
    • 9 years ago



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  • वो मेरी किस्मत मेरी तकदीर हो गयी;
    हमने उनकी याद में इतने ख़त लिखे कि;
    वह ‘रद्दी’ बेचकर ही अमीर हो गयी!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Chaman se 1 bichhda hua gulab hu... . Mai khud apni tabahi ka jawab hu... . Yu nigahe na fero mujhse... . Nalayako..Main tumhari hi sangat me barbaad hu...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hamesha hasne walo ko b gum ho skta h wah wah Hamesha hasne walo ko b gum ho skta h wah wah . . koi b lawaris vastu na chhuye usme bum ho skta hai..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hum Jeete 1 Bar Hain Hum Marte Ek Baar Hain Pyar Bhi Ek Baar Hota Hai Aur Shadi Bhi Ek Bar Hi Hoti Hai Toh Fir Ye Saale Exams Bar-Bar Kyon?…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Use karte hain make-up ka dabba roz kyu Ban sanwar kar nikalte hain roz kyu Mummy, tum to kehthi thi Eid to kab ki gayi Phir padosan se gale milte hain papa roz kyu.
    • 9 years ago



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