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  • Bhoot1-tu kese mara? Bhoot2-Jyda thand se Or Tu? B1-patni pe shak tha, pura ghar dhundha koi ni mila, Sharm se sucide krli, B2-Freez khol leta to dono bach jate.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Main aapko chand kehta, Main aapko chand kehta Lekin usme bhi daag hai Main aapko suraj kehta, Main aapko Suraj kehta Lekin usme bhi aag hai Main aapko bandar kehta, Main aapko bandar kehta Lekin usme bhi dimaag hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ham Gaye the Unke Ghar. Kehna Tha Dil Se Dil Mila Lo. Unki Maa Ne Khola Darwaza. Hum Ghabra K Bole Aunty Bachoo Ko Polio Ki Dwa Pilwalo..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teri yado ko palko pe sajayege Jb tk zindgi h hr rasm nibhyenge Dene ko to kuch nhi hmare pas Par Teri 32 si todne Tere Ghar tk ayenge.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Devdas Ne Paaro Ke Ghar Ke Saamne Susu Kar Diya, Paro Ne Pucha, “Dev Ye Tune Kya Kar Diya?” Devdas Bola, “Teri Bewafai Ne Itna Dard Diya Ki Aansuon Ne Apna Rasta Badal Diya.”
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kar Gyi Ghar Mera Khali Mere So Jaane Ke Baad Mujhko Dhadka Tha Ke Kuch Hoga Tere Aane Ke Baad Maine Dono Baar Thane Mein Likhayi Thi Report Ek Tere Aane Se Pehle, Ek Tere Jaane Ke Baad…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Na janne kab koi taara toot jaaye. na janne kab koi annsoo aankh se choot jaaye. kuch pal hamare sath bhi hass lo na jaane kab tumhare daant toot jaaye..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Tumhaari yaad dil se jaane nahin denge, Tumhaare jaisa dost khone bhi nahin denge, Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna ……, Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahin denge…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bahut Din Ke Bad Keetab Ko Khola To Pata Chala, . . . . . . . Yeh Bhi Nahin Aata, Yeh Bhi Nahin Aata, Yeh Bhi Nahin Aata, Sala, Yeh Bhi Nahin Aata…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Chehre Pe Daag Aur Aankho Me Nami Hai Chehre Pe Daag Aur Aankho Me Nami Hai Jyada Socho Mat, Tumhe VITAMIN "C" Aur "IODIN" ki Kami Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bina make-up ke ladki khas lagti hai Make-up karle to bindas lagti hai Papa ke sath jaye to udas lagti hai Par jab jaye akeli to jhakas kagti hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aap ki yaad main ek shair arz hai. Today is Monday, tommorow is Manglwar.. Wah wah Today is Monday, tommorow is Mangalwar.. I Miss u Yaar.. I Miss u Yaar.. :)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arj kiya hai, yu na kisi k dil se khelo, yu na kisi ke dil se khelo, jab sms hi nahi karna hai to, phone bechkar Radio hi lelo...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Zindagi Ki Rahon Mein Jab Koi Mod Aaye, Vah, Vah, Irshaad, Irshaad, Zindagi Ki Rahon Mein Jab Koi Mod Aaye, Toh Toh Toh Give Indicator Blow Horn Aur Mud Jaaye….
    • 9 years ago



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  • Na janne kab koi taara toot jaaye. na janne kab koi annsoo aankh se choot jaaye. kuch pal hamare sath bhi hass lo na jaane kab tumhare daant toot jaaye..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Shab-E-Hizr Ka Jhagda Kya Batain Saheb Bas Kaam Aa Gayee Apki Duaien Saheb Diwaar Zindgi Ki Uski Yadon Pe Tiki Hai Bhool Ke Din Raat Ki Eentein Kyu Girayen Sahib Mai.N Hosh Mai Hi Nahi Hun Mujhse Na Poocho Dil Hoga Yahi Kahin Dayein-Bayein Saheb Dikhne Laga Ab Mujhe Pariyon Ka Huzoom Aap Aage Se Mere Botal Na Hatayein Saheb Jo Zahar Zindgi Mout Tak Asaan Kare Sagar Nahi To Chullu Main Hi Pilayen Saheb
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hansti Thi Hansaati Thi, Dil Ko Bahut Bhati Thi, Dekh Dekh Sarmaati Thi, Phir Andar Se Muskurati Thi, Aaj Pata Chala Ke Woh, Khud Toh Pagal Thi, Mujhe Bhi Pagal Banaati Thi…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ajib Si Kasish Hai Tum Mein, Ki Hum Tumhare Khyalon Mein Khoye Rahte Hain, Yeh Sochkar Ke Tum Khyalon Mein Aaoge, Hum Din Raat Soye Rahte Hain….
    • 9 years ago



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