Funny Shayari SMS

Santa: Sabji Lene Gaya, Sabji Wala Sabji Per Pani Chidak Raha Tha, Santa Intezar Karta Raha, Jab Kafi Der Ho Gayi To Bola, “Agar Inhe Hosh Aa Gaya Ho To Ek Kilo Tol Do”…

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ISHQ me Hum Huye Itne Pagal ki Humne Unki Zulfon k Saaye me rehne ki kasam kha dali Woh Nikli itni Bewafa ki usne apni Zulfen hi kata dali.

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Ya rabba de de koi jaan b agar... . Ya rabba de de koi jaan b agar.. . Make d circuit diagram as show in d figure.

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apki smile ne saara jahan hila diya, Apki smile ne saara jahan hila diya.. Coma se jage mareez ko permanent sula diya...

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Arz kia hai.... Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao... Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao... Der na karo, Foran bhai bahan ban jaao....

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mat chhino college ke baccho se mobile ye akele rehne se darte hai lo exam bhi sms par kyo ki ye ek hi chiz to hai jo mann lagakar padte he.

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Taqdir Banane Wale Tune Bhi Had Kar Di Taqdir Mein Kisi Aur Ka Naam Likha Aur Dil Mein Chahat Ek Farebi Ki Bhar Di… :(

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Sumunder ki gaharai ki bhi had hoti hai, Aasma ki unchai ki bhi had hoti hai, Ek sms to kar de yaar Kanjusi ki bhi had hoti hai.

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Cham Cham kar ke aayi, Cham Cham kar ke chali gayi, Main Sindoor leke khada raha, Aur woh rakhi ban ke chali gayi.

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Ye jo ladkiyo ke gaal hote h, ladko ko phasane vale jaal hote h, chuse leti hai khoon jigar ka, tabi to hont unke laal hote he.

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Teri Zindagi Mein Kabhi Ghum Na Ho
Teri Aankhe Kabhi Gam Na Ho
Meri Dua Hai Ke Mile Tujhe Ek Smart Si Dulhan
Jiska Wieght 150 Kg. Se Kam Na Ho!

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Dil denge kisi 1 ko, sirf 1 ko. Wah..Wah Dil denge kisi 1 ko, sirf ek ko lekin jab tak koi 1 na mile.. LINE marte rahenge har ek ko.

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Khwaish aisi ki aasman tak ja sako Dua aisi ki khuda ko pa sako. Jeene ke liye pal bahut kam hai, Jiyo aise ke har pal mein zindgi pa sako…

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Thoda garam thoda thandha piya kro SMS zara naya kiya kro Agar samajh na aye to hmse puch liya kro Hm SMS Ke DOCTOR ha Humse roz 1 Khurak liya karo.

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Terri Yaadon Mein, Kuchh Aisee Baat Hai, Ke Har Waqat Teree Yaadein, Hamaare Sath Hain, Dil Chahataa Hai Ki, Tujhko Tujhee Se Churaa Loo, Par Mummy Kahti Hain, Ki Choree Karnaa Buri Baat Hai…

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Wo Ho Jo JANUARY: Ki Dhoop Ho FEB: Ki Sham Ho MARCH: Ki Khusbo Ho APR: Ki Hawa Ho MAY: Ki Subha Ho JUNE: Ki Chaaown Ho JULY: Ki Barish Ho AUG: Ki Taroon Bhari Rat Ho SEP: Ki Rim Jhim Ho OCT: Ki Chandni Raat Ho NOV: Ki Bahar Ho AUR DECEMBER: Ki Sard Shaam Main Hamare Sath Ho.

9 years ago

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Sarkari Pj: Mantri: Ye Road Humne Banwaya Hai Ye Road Hai SabSe Juda Santa: Pagle Nazre Utha Kar Dekh Tu Na Jaane Aas Paas Hai Khuda

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Kyu Smjhte Nhi Tum Mere Pyar Ko Kyu Bhul Gaye Us Baat Ko. Ki Sath Rahenge Tere Marte Dum Tak Kitni Aasani Se Bhula Diya Tumne Un Vado Ko...

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Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai, Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai, Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti, Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai.

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Ishq Key Khayaal Bohat Hain..
Ishq Key Charche Bohat Hain..
Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..

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