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  • Dil ke mehmaan ban jao, ankho ke armaan ban jao, . hontho ki muskan ban jao, . yeh sab bhi ban jana lekin, . pehle zara, . cartoon se, . insaan to ban jao.
    • 10 years ago



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  • How True.. When Bhakti enters food, Food becomes Prasad.. When Bhakti enters hunger, Hunger becomes Fast.. When Bhakti enters water, Water becomes Amrit.. When Bhakti enters a house, House becomes a Temple.. When Bhakti enters in work, Work becomes Karma.. When Bhakti enters travel, Travel becomes Pilgrimage..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jaane kya mujhse zamaana chahta hai, Mera dil todkar mujhe hasana chahta hai. Jaane kya baat chalakti hai mere chehre se dosto Har shaks mujhe aazmaana chahta hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Talab Ka Pani Sukh Jata Hai, Par Pani Sukhta Nahi Jheel Ka! Meri Janeman Yaad Rakhna Ki, Har Bimari Ke Dawa Hai ! Par Dawa Nahi Hai, GHAYAL Dil Ka!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz Kiya Hai- Tere Liye Chand Kya, Sitaro Ko Bhi Tod Dunga Tum Shaadi Ke Liye Haa Toh Kaho Ghar Walo Ko Kya, Ghar Wali Ko Bhi Chor Dunga.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Apne ishq ka usne is tarah izhaar kiya ........ Apne ishq ka usne is tarah izhaar kiya. Pehle fax kiya phir e-mail kiya phir chat kiya !!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Door Se Dekha To Kuchh Dikha Nahi…
    Dooor Se Dekhaaa… To Kuchh Dikha Nahi…
    Paas Jake Dekhaa To Kuchh Tha Hi Nahi…
    Door Se Dekha To Patthhar Dikhta Tha…
    Dooor Se Dekha… To Patthharr Dikhtaa Thaa…
    Paas Jake Dekha To… Suchmuch Patthhar Hi Thaa.
    Door Se Dekha To Paani Baras Raha Tha
    Door Se Dekha To Paani Baras Raha Tha
    Paas Gaya… To Bheeg Gaya.
    Dur Se Dehka To ‘Dharmendar’ Lag Raha Tha!
    Dur Se Dehka To ‘Dharmendar’ Lag Raha Tha!
    Pass Se Dekha To ‘Bandar’ Nikla!!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hamne Dhoop Samjhi, Woh Chhaya Nikali, Hamne Gaay Samjhi, Woh Bhains Nikali, Beda Gark Ho In Beauty Parlaro Ka, Hamne Toh Unhe Kadki Samjha Tha, Lekin Woh Ladki Ki Maa Nikali…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai, Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai, Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro, Jab Girlfriend Se Shadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai.! :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Life Me Jisko Hota Hai Gum Woh Pita Hai Rum, Ankhn E Jiske Ho Tear Woh Pita Hai Beer, Jisko Love Lagta Hai Risky Woh Pita Gai Wisky, To Piyo Wine Aur Maro Line.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Main aapko chand kehta, Main aapko chand kehta Lekin usme bhi daag hai Main aapko suraj kehta, Main aapko Suraj kehta Lekin usme bhi aag hai Main aapko bandar kehta, Main aapko bandar kehta Lekin usme bhi dimaag hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • 4 Ghante GF ka Wait krne k bad Ladke ne Arz kia. Intihaan ho gyi Intezaar ki. Maa kI Aaaankhh aise Pyaar ki.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Na DiL Ki Baazi Thi Na DiL Ka Sauda Agar De Deti Wo Hume Waqt Apna Thoda, Na Aati AaJ Ye Nobat Aur Na Koi Puchta, Sir With Water Ya With Soda.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khate Hain Kasam Hum, Aapko Kabhi Khone Nahin Denge, Aap Ho Jaao Hum Se Juda, Hum Aisa Hone Nahin Denge, Aaapko Bhijwa Rahe Hain, Keemti Tohfa Machhron Ka, Jo Raaat Bhar, Aap Ko Sone Nahin Denge…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sita ke banwas me bahut badi seekh He... . Sita ke banwas me bahut badi seekh He... . . . . Ghar me 3-3 SAAS ho to, Phir JUNGLE hi theek hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aap Ko Miss Karna Roz Ki Baat Hai, Yaad Karna Aadat Ki Baat Hai, Aap Se Dur Rehna Kayamat Ki Baat Hai, Magar Aap Ko Jhelna Himmat Ki Baat Hai…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Devanand k chere par aaj bhi chamk hai Wah wa devanand k chere par aaj bhi chamk ha Wah wah Kya aapke toothpaste me Namak hai?
    • 10 years ago



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