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  • उसने हाथों पर मेहंदी लगा रखी थी;
    हमने भी अपनी बारात सजा रखी थी;
    क्यूंकि हमें मालूम था वो बेवफा निकलेगी;
    इसलिए हमने भी उसकी सहेली पटा रखी थी!
    • 9 years ago



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  • MUST READ IT " KABHI USKO NAZAR-ANDAAZ NA KARO JO AAPKI BAHUT PARWAAH KARTA HO WARNA KISI DIN AAPKO EHSAAS HOGA KI PATHAR JAMA KARTE-KARTE AAPNE HEERE GANWA DIYE... neet
    • 9 years ago



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  • Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar Unki Tasveer Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai, Wah Wah… Duniya Walo Se Chupa Kar Unki Tasvir Bathroom Mein Laga Rakhi Hai, Aur Har Ghadi Unka Didar Ho Isliye Julab Ki Goli Kha Rakhi Hai…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ... . . Waah! Waah! . . Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ... . . Waah! Waah! . . . Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Na DiL Ki Baazi Thi Na DiL Ka Sauda Agar De Deti Wo Hume Waqt Apna Thoda, Na Aati AaJ Ye Nobat Aur Na Koi Puchta, Sir With Water Ya With Soda.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Shayari of a Thwaif Mobile night plan ne to hume bhuka mar diya hai, Dosto Jis ghar mai chori ke liye jao koi na koi Aashiq jag reha hota hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Abe O pagal, 1 Zabardast Sher Sun Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi Tu Kya Frmaya? Sher Bi Tu, Cheeta Bi Tu Or Bandron Ki Race Me "Jeeta" Bi Tu
    • 9 years ago



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  • Wo Na Aaye Unki Yaadein Aakar Wafaa Kar Gayi, Unse Milne Ki Tamanna Sukoon Tabah Kar Gayi, Aahat Hui Aisi Ki Socha Dua Asar Kar Gayi, Khol Darwaja Dekha To Majak Humse Hawa Kr Gayi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Deadly sher on “SUPERMAN” Arz Kiya He Ye, Man Bahut Hi Super He Wah Wah Yeh Man Bahut Hi Super He Isliye To Iski Chaddi Pant K Upar He
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pehli Nazar Mein Laga Wo Meri Hai Aankhe Uski Jheel Si Gehri Hain Purpose Kar-Kar Ke Thak Gaya Tab Jaake Jana Ke Saali Behri Hai…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Shadi Se Pahle Biwi Likhati Thi, Tumhaare Charno Ki Daasi, Ab Shaadi Ke Baad Likha Jata Hai, Tumhaare Khoon Ki Pyasi, Mana Ke Skirt Pahanane Se, Bhagane Se Aasani Rahti Hai, Magar Bhagane Ki Nobat Bhi, Aati Toh Hai Skirt Ke Sabab Se, Hotal Mein Jiske Saath Tha Main, Kamar Mein Haath Dale, Yaar Woh Meri Biwi Nahi Kisi Aur Ki Biwi Thi…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Thokar khakar gungunana hi ZINDEGI hai.. Gam pikar muskurana ZINDEGI hai... 1 ladki dhoka dey to koi baat nahin, Sab kuch bhul kar dusri patana hi ZINDEGI hai..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Humne msg bhej ke jab-jab apko yad kiya aapne us sms ka na kabhi jawaab diya waise to sunday ko over time lagaane ki aadat nahi chalo fir bhi ye sunday apke naam kurbaan kiya.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Sishe Se Shisha Takraaye Jo Bhi Ho Anjaam, Sishe Se Shisha Takraaye Jo Bhi Ho Anjaam, . . . . . . Jai Shri Ram Jai Ram Jai Jai Ram Jai Shri Ram Jai Ram Jai Jai Ram….
    • 9 years ago



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  • Na Murge,Na Suraj Na Aarti Apni Sahar Utha De Jab Kowey Karne Lage Kayen Kayen Saheb Hindu Mulla Ki Dunia Se Nikala Ja Chuka Aap ‘Janumanu’ Pe Ye Tohmat Na Lagayen Saheb
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dil Ke Mahman Ban Jao, Aankho Ke Arman Ban Jao, Honto Ki Muskan Ban Jao, Oh Aap Ho, I m Sorry YAaR Aap To Bas, Insaan Ban Jao.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arz kiya hai Green green bag me hare hre tote wah.. Green green bag me hare hare tote Hum to subha uth k naha lete hai aap to muuh b nahi dhote
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dekho kitna zalim hai ye zamana jo hume tumse milne se rokta hai, jabbhi koshish karte hai tumse milne ki yahi keheh kar tokta hai, ki mat jao us kutte ke pas wo to sabko dekh kar bhonkta hai.....
    • 9 years ago



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  • ISHQ me Hum Huye Itne Pagal ki Humne Unki Zulfon k Saaye me rehne ki kasam kha dali Woh Nikli itni Bewafa ki usne apni Zulfen hi kata dali.
    • 9 years ago



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