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  • Mountain Dew Peene Se Ud Jata Hai Fear. Basically Ur Concepts R Not Clear. Wah.. Wah.. Dost Ne Pucha Exam Me "5th Ans Batao" Maine Kaha "Melody Khao Khud Jaan Jao" Ek Or Arz Kia Hai, Maine Piya Aapka Khoon. Gd Aftrnoon Gd Aftrnoon Bas Ek Aur, Apke Pyar Me Pagal Ho Gaye Peter. Ab Hero Honda Splendor 80km Per Litre..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Arz Kia He Aalu Kya Gobi V Khaya Karo Aalu Kya Gobi V Khaya Karo Us Gali Mein Rehne Wali, Kabhi Kabhi Humari Gali V Aaya Karo ;)
    • 9 years ago



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  • ना वक्त इतना हैं कि सिलेबस पूरा किया जाए; ना तरकीब कोई की एग्जाम पास किया जाए; ना जाने कौन सा दर्द दिया है इस पढ़ाई ने; ना रोया जाय और ना सोया जाए।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pyar karne ki apni 1 reet hai.. Pyaar ka dusra naam hi to Preet hai… Isliye Try maro har Ladki (girl) par.. . Kyunki . Darr ke aage Jeet hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dil Ke Mahman Ban Jao, Aankho Ke Arman Ban Jao, Honto Ki Muskan Ban Jao, Oh Aap Ho, I m Sorry YAaR Aap To Bas, Insaan Ban Jao.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hamara Ishq Tha Hi Itna Saccha,
    ki Scooter Par Lagta Hi Tha Accha,
    Jab Milne Unse Jati Thi,
    To Scooter Par Hi Sapno Ka Ghar Banati Thi,
    Sara Din Delhi Ki Roads Par Scooter Chalta Tha,
    aur Hamara Ishq Us Scooter Par Hi Chalta Tha.
    Magar Un Pyari Batoon Mein Hum Iss Kadar Kho Jate They,
    Ki Red Light Ko Bhi Paar Kar Jate They,
    Fir Aashiqui Mein Chaalan Ho Jata Tha,
    Jo Thode Bahut Paise Hote They,
    wo Bhi Traffic Police Wala Le Jata Tha.
    Isliye Dosto Agar GF Ko Ghoomane Jayo
    To Driving Licence Apni Jeb Mein Jaroor Le Jayo…
    • 9 years ago



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  • SuMMAr PJ :- Chala Gaya Wo Din April Fool Ka : Chala Gaya Wo Din April Fool Ka : Ab Aya Mausam Thande-Thande Dermi Cool Ka.:)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Doctor Ki Kahani Usi Ki Jubani: Hu Me Doctor Jaha, Meri Wife Hai Nurse Waha, Ye Kesa Julm Mujhe Sehna Padta Hai, Apne Hi Wife Ko Sister Kehna Padta Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek aap hai jo itne Achay hai Ek aap hai jo itne Sachay hai Ek aap hai jo itne Sundar hai Ek aap hai jo itne Caring hai Aur ek hum hai jo Jhoot pe Jhoot bole ja rahe hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Khwaish aisi ki aasman tak ja sako Dua aisi ki khuda ko pa sako. Jeene ke liye pal bahut kam hai, Jiyo aise ke har pal mein zindgi pa sako…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Book khulte hi exam ka sama hota hai, aise mousam mai hi to dimag kharab hota hai. dimag ki baatein paper main nahi aati, ye fasana to mark sheet per bayan hota hai…..
    • 9 years ago



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  • : अर्ज किया है...........
    किसी को मोहब्बत में जुदाई ना मिले...वाह वाह..... वाह वाह.....
    किसी को मोहब्बत में जुदाई ना मिले...वाह वाह..... वाह वाह.....
    जो Group में मैसेज ना करे
    उसे ठण्ड में रजाई ना मिले......
    :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye::stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: :smile::smile::smile::joy::joy::joy:
    Happy Winter
    • 8 years ago



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  • Ajnbi Galiyo Se Gujra Na Kro, . Dard-E-dil Liya Aur Diya Na Kro, . Bacche Ho Abhi SmS K Khel Me, . Barabri "Baadshaho" Se Kiya Na Karo.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladkiya hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi?.. Ladkiya hame na pasand kare iska hame koi gam nahi?.. Badnasib hai woh ladkiya jinke nasib me hum nahi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jise koyal samjha vo kauwa nikla... Dosti ke naam per hauwa nikla.... Jo roka kerte the hame sharab pine se, Aaj unki jeb se pauwa nikla.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teri Zindagi Mein Kabhi Ghum Na Ho
    Teri Aankhe Kabhi Gam Na Ho
    Meri Dua Hai Ke Mile Tujhe Ek Smart Si Dulhan
    Jiska Wieght 150 Kg. Se Kam Na Ho!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega, Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega, Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo, Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega???
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ishq Key Khayaal Bohat Hain..
    Ishq Key Charche Bohat Hain..
    Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq..
    Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..
    • 9 years ago



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