Funny Shayari SMS

Maine dil se kaha, dhoond laana khushi Nasamajh laya gum, to yeh gum hi sahi, Maine dil se kaha dhoond laana khushi Bechaara kahan jaanta tha Khalish hai yeh kya khala hai Shehar bhar ki khushi se Yeh dard mera bhala hai Jashna yeh raaz na aaye Mazaa toh bas g

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MUST READ: Arre Hame to apno ne luta tha... Gairo me kahan dum tha... Meri haddi wahan tuti jaha hospital band tha. mujhe us ABULANCE Me dala jiska petrol kum tha . Mujhe RIKSHE Me isliye bithaya kyuki uska kiraya kam tha.. Mujhe doctron ne uthaya. nursonme kaha dum tha.. Mujhe us bed pe litaya. Jiske neeche BOMB Tha... Mujhe bomb se udaaya, goli me kaha dum tha.. Aur COLLEGE Me Dafnaya Kyuki KABARISTAAN Me FUNCTION THA... Lol...!!

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Bank Ke Lootere Bank Mein Ek Sher Farmate Hain, Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Vahi Milega Wah… Wah… Taqdeer Mein Jo Hai Wahi Milega Hands Up Koi Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilega…

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Na Murge,Na Suraj Na Aarti Apni Sahar Utha De Jab Kowey Karne Lage Kayen Kayen Saheb Hindu Mulla Ki Dunia Se Nikala Ja Chuka Aap ‘Janumanu’ Pe Ye Tohmat Na Lagayen Saheb

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Bahut Din Ke Bad Keetab Ko Khola To Pata Chala, . . . . . . . Yeh Bhi Nahin Aata, Yeh Bhi Nahin Aata, Yeh Bhi Nahin Aata, Sala, Yeh Bhi Nahin Aata…

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Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya.. Gor frmaiye.. Aaj kal bacho ne padna chod diya.... ACP tha toilet me or Daya ne darwaja tod diya......

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Dil Ke Mahman Ban Jao, Aankho Ke Arman Ban Jao, Honto Ki Muskan Ban Jao, Oh Aap Ho, I m Sorry YAaR Aap To Bas, Insaan Ban Jao.

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tujay chanay walay kam naa hoon gaay tujay chanay walay kam naa hoon gaay waqat kaay sath shahid hum naa hoongaay chahay kisi ko kitna b pyar deyna lekin teri yaadon kaay haqdar sierf hum hoon gaay

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Khatarnak shayari Teri dosti ne mujhe aisha pyasa banaya, Wah wah.. Teri dosti ne mujhe aisa pyasa banaya, Tu 2 minute ruk me pani pk aaya.

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Book khulte hi exam ka sama hota hai, aise mousam mai hi to dimag kharab hota hai. dimag ki baatein paper main nahi aati, ye fasana to mark sheet per bayan hota hai…..

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Shadi Se Pahle Biwi Likhati Thi, Tumhaare Charno Ki Daasi, Ab Shaadi Ke Baad Likha Jata Hai, Tumhaare Khoon Ki Pyasi, Mana Ke Skirt Pahanane Se, Bhagane Se Aasani Rahti Hai, Magar Bhagane Ki Nobat Bhi, Aati Toh Hai Skirt Ke Sabab Se, Hotal Mein Jiske Saath Tha Main, Kamar Mein Haath Dale, Yaar Woh Meri Biwi Nahi Kisi Aur Ki Biwi Thi…

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Wo Ho Jo JANUARY: Ki Dhoop Ho FEB: Ki Sham Ho MARCH: Ki Khusbo Ho APR: Ki Hawa Ho MAY: Ki Subha Ho JUNE: Ki Chaaown Ho JULY: Ki Barish Ho AUG: Ki Taroon Bhari Rat Ho SEP: Ki Rim Jhim Ho OCT: Ki Chandni Raat Ho NOV: Ki Bahar Ho AUR DECEMBER: Ki Sard Shaam Main Hamare Sath Ho.

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PALKE YO AANKHO KI HIFAJAT HOTI HAI DHADKAN TO DIL KI AMMANAT HOTI HAI YE DOSTI KA RISTA V AJIB HOTA HAI KAVI CHAHAT TO KAVI SHIKAYAT HOTI HAI

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Dali Dali Par Nazar Dali Kisi Ne Is Par Dali Kisine Us Par Dali Maine Bhi Kisi P Nazar Dali Jis P Dali Uske BAAP Ne Uski Shadi Kahi Or Kr Dali

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Bdi hseen thi zindgi jab na kisi se muhabbt na kisi se nafrat thi zindgi me ek mod aisa aaya muhabbat ek se hui or nafratsari dunia se ho gai.

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To Arz Kiya Tum Jo Aye Zindgi Me...baat Ban Gyi.. Tum Jo Aye Zindgi Me... Baat Ban Gyi.. Waha Wah Kya Baat Hai Gaur Farmaiyega Tum Jo Aye Zindgi Me...baat Ban Gyi.. Tum Jo Aye Zindgi Me... Baat Ban Gyi.. Samose Me Chutney Daali... Chaat Ban Gyi.. ._.

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Na ishq kar mare yaar yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai, na karna in par aitbaar yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,, recharge tum karwa ke dete ho aur number mera lagati hai …

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Hamne Dhoop Samjhi, Woh Chhaya Nikali, Hamne Gaay Samjhi, Woh Bhains Nikali, Beda Gark Ho In Beauty Parlaro Ka, Hamne Toh Unhe Kadki Samjha Tha, Lekin Woh Ladki Ki Maa Nikali…

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zindagi ki bhaag daud raaste badal jate hai Tez hawa mein sahil ke kinare badal jate hai Aksar sochta hu padh-2 ke sa record tod du Par kitaab kholte hi iraade badal jate hain

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