Chicken aise pakao ke kaccha na ho
Wah wah
Chicken aise pakao k kaccha na ho..
Aur
Mohabbat aise nibhao k baccha na ho!
WaWa WaWa WaWa.
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Arz Kia He
Aalu Kya Gobi V Khaya Karo
Aalu Kya Gobi V Khaya Karo
Us Gali Mein Rehne Wali,
Kabhi Kabhi Humari Gali V Aaya Karo ;)
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Khat Likhati Ho Gori Ya Likhati Ho Keetab,
Likhna Aata Nahin Likhati Ho Behisaab,
****
Maaf Karna Parmeshvar Yeh Bhool Hamari Hai,
Puchhne Se Pata Chala Ke Woh Nirdhan Nari Hai..
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Kar Gyi Ghar Mera Khali
Mere So Jaane Ke Baad
Mujhko Dhadka Tha Ke Kuch Hoga Tere Aane Ke Baad
Maine Dono Baar Thane Mein Likhayi Thi Report
Ek Tere Aane Se Pehle, Ek Tere Jaane Ke Baad…
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Arj kiya hai:-
Bakri ne bakre ko mara seengh,
Bakri ne bakre ko mara seengh,
Bakri ne bakre ko mara seengh,
.
Fir kya hua_
Are bhai bakri bhi use seengh maregi yaar.
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Tution PJ..
Dekho Wo Ladki Kitni Jhakkas Hai
Gour Farmaiye
Dekho Wo Ladki Kitni Jhakkas Hai
Bacho, Kal Tumhari 1 Ghante Ki Xtra Class Hai
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Aapki Chaal Mor Jaise,
Aawaj Koyal Jaise,
Dimag Lomdi Jaise,
Aankhen Hiran Jaise,
Par Kitna Acchha Hota,
Agar 2-3 Quality Insano Jaise Hoti…
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Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai,
Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti,
Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai,
Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti…
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Kabhi Hausla Aazma Lena Chahiye
Bure Waqt Me Muskara Lena Chahiye
Jab Saat Din Me Bhi Khujli Naa Mite To
Aathve Din Achhe se Naha Lena Chahiye.
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Ek Doctor Ki Kahani Usi Ki Jubani-
Hu Me Doctor Jaha,
Meri Wife Hai Nurse Waha,
Ye Kesa Julm Mujhe Sehna Padta Hai,
Apne Hi Wife Ko Sister Kehna Padta Hai.
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Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega,
Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega,
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo,
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega???
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Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya,
Kushbu tere sath laya,
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya,
Ke lagta hay ki,
Aaj bhi tu..
Nahi ‘NAHAYA
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Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai..
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Usne jo sher mara to wah wah ho gai..
.
Aur Maine jo sher mara to
to
to
to
sherni widhwa ho gayi
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Devu che Dil maru Daan Ma..
Wah.. wah.. wah..
Devu che Dil maru Daan Ma..
Wah.. wah.. wah..
Devu che Dil maru Daan Ma...
Che Koi "Maal" tamara Dhyan Ma..??
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Net Banking Ke Liye Santa Ne Password Banaya,
Ram Sita Laksman Hanuman Dehli Spiderman,
Banta :-
Yaar Itna Lamba Password Kyu Banaya,
Santa:-
Yaar Bank Wale Kahte Hain Ki,
Password Mein 5 Carrector 1 Capital,
Aur 1 Special Carractor Hona Chahiye…
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Arz kiya hai...
Udhar aap majabur baithe hain..
Idhar hum khamosh baithe hain..
Baat ho to kaise ho.. Jab dono taraf do kanjush baithe hain.
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Killer shyari.
Aankhon me Nami Thi
Aur
Vitamin ki Kami Thi.
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Wah..Wah..
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Jis se
Raat Bhar Chating ki
vo
GIRLFRND ki Mummy thi.
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Aisi WANI boliye ki jamkar JHAGDA hoye,
Gour farmaye..!
Aisi wani boliye ki jamkar JHAGDA hoye,
Par usse na boliye jo aap se TAGDA hoye!
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Deedar ishq ki khatir jab kisi ka dil tadapta hai,
Deedar ishq ki khatir jab kisi ka dil tadapta hai,
Shayad isi ka naam mohabbat hota hai!!!
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