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मेरा पैसा बैंक में सुरक्षित है..!'

इतना सुरक्षित है कि..मैं खुद भी नहीं निकाल सकता औरों की क्या मजाल..!!

9 years ago

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Boy Ne Ek Girl Ko Chhed Diya...
Girl Boli: Kamine, Dum Hai To Kabhi Akele
Mein Aake Mil...
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Boy Sochne Laga:
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Kamini, Dhamki Deke Gayi Ya Chance

10 years ago

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Ladkiya Facebook Pe Itna Bhav Kyo Khaati Hai? . . . . . . . . . . . Kyoki . . . . . . . . . . . Reality Me Koi Bhav Nahi Deta . . Agree? Thoko like Jalnay walon ka Moon Kala

10 years ago

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Pj Of Day
Santa Guest Se: Thanda Pioge Ya Garam

Guest: Dono Le Aao.

Santa: Beta! 1 Glass Freezer Se Aur 1 Glass Geezer Se Pani Ka Le Aao. :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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pehle wo meri GF thi Me bolta tha wo suni thi phir wo meri mangetar bani, Wo bolti thi main sunta tha jab wo meri BIWI bani Hum dono bolte he Mohalla sunta hai.

10 years ago

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रोये वो इस कदर उनकी लाश से लिपटकर
कि लाश खुद उठ कर बोली,
"पहले तु ही मर जा साले ।।
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इतनी ठंड मे बिना रजाई के सुला कर भिगोये जा रहा है ।।

10 years ago

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Pappu Ka Padosi Mar Gaya:"Wo Uske
Ghar Gaya Or Pucha:"Body Aa Gayi
Kya.. ??
Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa
Gayi..
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Pappu:"Lo Batao,
Kitni Lambi Umar Hai..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Akbar Ne Ek Baar Birbal Se Majaak Krte Huye Kahaa.... . Akbar :~ Birbal Vaada Kro Ki Tum Apni Biwi Ko Sabse Pahle Mujhe Kiss Krne Doge... Birbal :~ Vaada Hujur....!! . Pr Meri Ek Shart Hai... . Akbar :~ Bolo Kya Shart Hai....?? . . Birbal :~ Shadi Me Aapki Bahan Se Krunga....!!

10 years ago

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Kuch ulje sawalo se darta hai dil, jane kyun tanhai mein bikharta hai dil, kisi ko panne ki ab koi chahat nahi, bas kuch apno ko khone se darta hai dil.

10 years ago

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Teacher: Tumhare papa kya karte hai? Golu: Sir wo roz GALIYA khate hai Teacher: Kya matlab? Golu: Ji wo CUSTOMER CARE EXCUTIVE hai.

10 years ago

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HOSPITAL attendance... LANGDA Present sir BEHRA Present sir ANDHA Present sir MENTAL MENTAL . . . . SMS baad me padna varna absnt lag JAYEGI.

10 years ago

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Cellphone:iphone: Using Is Very Dangerous!

And

It Damages The Brain

But

You Are So Lucky

No Brain!

No Damage!!

No Problem!!!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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5 Wajah Ho Sakti Hai Muze SMS Na Karne
ki.
1=Time Nahi
2=Free SMS Nai
3=Balance Nai
4=Network Nahi Ya 5="ShER" Ko Tang Karne Ki Himmat
nahi.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Girl’s status on BBM "Leaving BBM soon " Some boys texted her Plz dont go i will miss u ;-) Boy’s Bc a msg "Leaving BBM kindly delete me " All boys rplyd - Bhai jaate jaate Girls ke pins tho dete jaa...

10 years ago

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Tøday Is SØRRY DAY. Aaj k din sabkø apni galti accept kar leni chahiye. Agar Meri Køi ßat apkø ßuri lagi hø tø. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . mere LAUDE se! Hum ye din nhi mante

10 years ago

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boy : chalti hai kya 9se12? girl:chal boy:kaha? girl : principal k pas! boy:lo ab apni sister se mazak bhi nahi kar sakta! girl:bewkuf,chhutti mangne.....sitam

10 years ago

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Girl To Her Blind
b.f --: Kaash Tum Dekh Sakte ,me Kitni Khoobsurat Hu .
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Boy : Itni Khoobsurat Hoti To Kya Aakh Wale Tujhe Mere Liye Chood Jate . . . . . . . . .

kamini . . Andha Hu Ch@tiya Nahi . .

10 years ago

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Mere taraf se...spcly 4 girlz... . . . . . Pass this advice to all girls: - Do not play with "DOGS" You may get rabies.! . . . And do not play with :- "BOYS" you may get babies.! Hahahaha BOYZ ROCKS... Janhit me jari: :-D :P

10 years ago

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पति का सबसे कठिन, बीवी का I.A.S exam वाला सवाल....? जब बीवी make-up करके कहती हैं... : मैं कैसी दिखती हु...!

10 years ago

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Achchi Baat To Sabko Achchi Lagti Hai, Lekin Jab Tumhe Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi . Buri Na Lage To Samjho.. . . . . Kya Bolu . . . . . . . Tumhe Zalil Hone Ki Adat Ho Gayi Hai

10 years ago

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