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3 Dost Thay Billu Gullu Ulloo. Billu: B.S.C Main Padh Raha Hai. Gullu: M.A Main Padh Raha Hai. Or Hamara Ulloo= SMS Padh Raha Hai. Haa Haa Haa.

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1 banda bhahta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay. Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay

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Raat ko kitab meri mujhe dekhty rhee. neend mujhe apni orr khenchti rhee. Neend ka jhonka mera mann moh gayaa. Aur aik raat phir yeh genious bina parhe so gaya...

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Life Me Kitne Bhi
Dukh Mile
Gam Mile
apne Aansu Bah Jane Dena Unhe
rokna Mat
Kyuki
ruke Hue Pani Me Hi Dangue Wale Macchar Ande Dete Hai!:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

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एक लड़की क्लास में बार बार अपनी नाक पोंछ रही थी , टीचर – क्या हुआ ? लड़की – जुकाम हुआ है , टीचर – शाम को जाके थोड़ी ब्रांडी पी लेना लड़की- (गुस्से में )- उससे चली जाएगी टीचर – अबे उसके चक्कर में राजे रजवाड़े लूट गए तेरी खासी क्या चीज़ है

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Colgate Se Daat Saf Karne Ka,
Pepsodent Se Majboot Karne Ka,
Babul Se Fresh Karne Ka,
To Bindas Harpic Use Karneka.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Gabbr: Ye Hath Muje Dede. Thakur: Le Mere Hath Lele, Basnti Ka Bhi Lele, Jai Aur Viru Tum Bhi Dedo, OCTOPUS Ban Jaa Saale. Gabbr: Sorry Yaar Tu To Jazbati Ho Gya.

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INDIA Ko Aazaad Hue 67 Sal Hue Phir Bhi No PROGRESS! why? Kyunki Aaj Bhi INDIA Ki Bholi Janta KAAM-DHANDHA Chhod Kar hamara SMS padh rahi hai..

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Boy: Last Baar Puchh Raha Hu. Do U Love Me.? Girl: Nahi. Boy: Soch Lo.? Girl: Kah Diya Na Nahi. Boy: Waiter Bill Alag-Alag Lana. Girl: Tum To Mazak Bhi Nahi Samajte.

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Pehli Baarish Ka Nasha Hi KuchhAlag Hota Hai Palko Ko Chhute Hi Sidha Dil PeAsar Hota Hai Mehka Mehka Saawan Aaj Iss DilKo Behka Raha Hai Gumsum Si Nazro Ko Aaj Ye PyarKarna Sikha Raha Hai

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NONVEG . . . Ladkiyan 4 chizo Ki Diwani Hoti H 1. Make up 2. Mobile Phones 3. Shopping Aur 4.______ (Niche Dekh) . . . . . . Abe Apne Niche Dekh.!

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Wo Almari Hi Kya Jisme Racknahi..
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Wah-wah
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Wo Almari Hi Kya Jisme Racknahi..
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Wah-wah
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Aur Wo Engginering Hi Kya Jisme Back Nhi..!!
Djsumit:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Tajmahal kya cheez hai , isse badi imarat banaunga , Mumtaz to marke dafan hui thi , tujhe to mein zinda dafnaunga..:P

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Free Advice for boys .. . . . . . . . . . . . Ladki ki Pic par kabhi mat comment karnaa ....warna 3 Mahine tak notification aayagi.. .. Agree..???

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Oh...! Are baap re.. Are paap ho gya Ye kya hua Aisa nhi hona tha Bahut badi galti ho gyi He Bhagwan ye kya ho gya mujse kis kanjus kosmsho gya.

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Lady: Mujhe Aisi Sabji Do Jiske 2 Fayde Ho Admi: Ye Lo Kakadi Pasand Aaye To Kha Lena Varna Gol Piece Katke Aankh Pe Lga Lena Vaise Aap Ki Soch Ko Salam

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Bubbli got caugt on date on Independance day . Major Rohail- What is this? . Bubbli- Dad today is freedom day, so let me do what I want

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Arz kiya hai... barish me mat vigo thand lag jayegi.. barish me mat vigo thand lag jayegi.. . . . . . . . . r a pagli vigna hai to kam se kam chadar or k vigo.

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Interviewer 2 Pappu : Just imagine, you are on the 8th floor, . . . . It caught fire, How will you escape? . . . Pappu : Its very simple, . I will stop my imagination..!! -

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टीचर : भारत से विदेश जाने वाली पहली महिला कौन थी? चंटू : सीता, श्रीलंका गई थी. टीचर अभी भी बेहोश है. स्कूल मे भी तूफ़ानी

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