Boy: My grlfriend broke up withme n sent me her pictures wid
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Frnd: really bad!
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Boy: I sent it 2 her dad !!!
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Think Different...
दोस्त – तेरी बीवी ने तुझे घर से क्यों निकाला,
पठान – साले तेरे कहने पर उसे चैन गिफ्ट की थी, इसीलिए निकाला।
दोस्त – चांदी की थी क्या?
पठान – नहीं साइकिल की।
सोने चान्दी वाले तो हडताल पर है ।
Ye Duniya Tamam Muskilo Se Bhari Hai
Agar Apko Raah Me Kahi Thokar Lag Jaye,
Aur Aap Gir Jao To Ghabrana Mat,
Uth Ke Khade Ho Jao
Aur Jos Se Chilla Ko Bolo
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Abe Humka Kaun Dhakelish Be.
Benaam Sa Ye Dard, Thehar KyonNahi Jata,
Jo Beet Gaya Hai, Woh Guzar KyonNahi Jata,
Sab Kuch To Hai, Kya Dhundti RahtiHai Nigahe,
Kya Baat Hai Main Waqt Pe GharKyon Nahi Jata,
Woh Ek Hi Chahera To, Nahi SareJahan Mein,
Jo Dur Hai Woh Dil Se Utar KyonNahi Jata,
Main Apni Hi Uljhi Hui Raho KaTamasha,
Jate Hain Jidhar Sab, Main UdharKyon Nahi Jata,
Woh Naam Jo Barso Se, Na ChehraNa Badan Hai,
Woh Khawaab Agar Hai To BikharKyo Nahi Jata
A Touting Story : A Little Boy Saw A Puppy Went Near It Nd Touched It Touched It Again, Touched It Again. OH What A Touching Story...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
Bandar Ki Beti Bole- "Papa Muje B Shadi Karni Hai !!" Bandar Bola- "Beti Sabra Karr, Dulha Abhi Sms Padh Raha Hai, Padh K Muskrayaga To Samjo Rishta Pakka!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
GirL to another girl: "You are beautiful'
Other girl: "Thank you, you are beautiful too"
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BOY to another boy: "You are handsome"
Other boy: "Tu Gay to nahi hai nasaale?" :-P
हद है यार !! कॉकरोच के डर से बेड पर चढ़ जाने वाली लड़कियां भी फेसबुक पर अपने नाम के आगे राउडी , Fearless टाइप के टाइटल लगाने लगी है:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
Grl: Jaan Mujhe Aise Prpose Karo Jaise Aaj Tak Kisi ne Na Kiya Ho. Boy:Kamini I Luv U. Mujhse Shadi kr K Mujhe Tabah Kr De Haramzadi.Meri Zindgi Ujad De Kutiya.
1 Shayer Ne 1 Nakaab Wali Ladki Patayi 2nd Day Ladki Bikni Main Milne Aayi Shayer Dekh Kar Hairaan Hogaya Aur Shayeri Main Bola
Shayer : Dekh Kar Tujhe Hogaya Main Sharam Se Pani Pani
(Ladki thoda Tez Thi Shayeri Main Set Thi)
Shayer : Dekh Kar Tujhe Hogaya Main Sharam Se Pani Pani
Ladki : Meri Jaan Daal Gosh Khaoge Yaa Biryani =)) =)) =))