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Pathan: Rat Ko Mje 1 Admi Ne
Chaku Dikha Kr Lot Liya, Frnd:
Lekn Tre Ps To Pistol He Na,
pathan: Wo Mene Chupa Lia Tha,
Wrna Wo B Lejata.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Vidaai ke samy dulhe ka mobile baja,dulhan ne thappad mara? ringtone thi-dil me chupake arman le chale,maut ka saman.

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Garmi Ki Chhuttiyo Ke 2 Faayde. 1. Apni Fuljhari Mama Ke Ghar Chali Jaati Hai. 2. Baju Ke Ghar Me Nyi Fuljhari Apne Mama Ke Yaha Aati Hai.

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मोहल्ले की सबसे खूबसूरत लड़की
अगर मोहल्ले के लौंडों का क्रिकेट देख रही हो तो,
इंजमाम उल हक जैसे लौंडे भी,
जोंटी रोड्स बन जाते है..:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:

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An aeroplane asks a rocket: Howis that you can fly so fast? The rocket replies you will know the pain when they put fire at your ass!

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BOY 2 GIRL- Likhe jo KHAT tuje, wo teri YAAD me, sare padh liye papa ne RAAT me, Swera jb hua to JUTE pad gye, wo "FANAA" wale baal "GHAJNI" me badal gaye

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Que-ladkiya Apna Dupatta Ladke Ke Samne Aane Ke Baad Hi Kyon Theek Karti Hail...? Ans...%-} Lutere Ko Dekh Kar Hi Dault Ki Hifazat Ka Khayal Aata Hain.

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Marathi Joke,..,Gabar:nach Basanti Nach Aata Mazhi Satakli, Basanti:nachu Kiti Nachu Kiti Meri Kambar Lachakli:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Boy to GOD- tumne Girls ko itna khubsurat Q banya, GOD-taki tum usse pyr kr sko, Boy-to fir tumne use akal kam Q di, GOD-taki wo tmse pyr kr ske.

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इस बार ..... दीवाली पर... ड्राई फ्रूट के डिब्बे में, एक खाना बढवा दिया है, . . . जिसमें सौ ग्राम, अरहर की दाल, रखवा दी है।

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Vo Juda Ho Ke Bhi Meetha Dard De Rahe Hai Dur Reh Reh Ker Fir Se Pass Aane Lage Hai Fir Se Kyo Voh Kyon Yad Aa Rahe Hai Jin Ko Bhulane Me Hame Jamane Lage Hai.

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Pregnancy poem Ab Q lagi rone Jab bacha laga hone. Tab Q nahi royi thi Jab chipak k soyi thi. Ab jo kiya hai wo bharo Tab to kehti thi janu aur kro aur kro

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Gf : Meri mummy ko tum bihut pasand aaye ho . . . . . . . . . . Pappu : Chal Pagli . . . . . .Kuch bhi ho maine shadhi tumse hi karunga aantise kehena wo mujhe bhool jayen

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An American Once Had Spicy Indian Food.He Rushed To The Toilet, Came Back & Said:
Now I Understand Y Indians Use Water, It Could Burn The Tissue Paper!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Kapil Apne Kutte:dog2: K Saath Film ‘Sholay’
dekhne Gia
Hero Ne Kaha,
“Basanti In Kutton K Samne Mut
nachna!” Kapil Bola ”
Ticket Lia Hai Tera To Bap Bhi Nache
ga.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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एक Auto Wale की शादी हो रही थी।

जब उसकी दुल्हन फेरों के वक्त उसके
पास बैठी तो वह बोला,

थोड़ा पास होकर बैठो, अभी एक
और बैठ सकती है।

फिर क्या था मण्डप मे ही दे चप्पल :sandal:दे चप्पल:sandal:

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DOCTOR pepar me aisa kya likh kar data hai jo sirf medical stor wale ko hi samajh aata hai ? . . . . . . . . . . . maine LOOT LIYA hai tum bhi loot lo <"."> Realy

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Ek Khargosh roz lohar ki dukaan pe jata aur kehta "Gaajar hai?" Lohar inkar kar deta. Ek din Lohar ko bahut gussa aya aur usne Khargosh ke daant tod diye, Aur kaha ke ab tu Gaajar kha ke dikha? Phir . . . phir kya? Agle din Khargosh aya aur bola "Gaajar ka halwa hai?". ??????? ?????

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Neeche Dekho Apna New Year GIFT . . . . . . . Dil Karta Hai Ek Ghuma K Maru Aj New Year Hai Kya,,,? Bade Aaye GIFT Lene

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Air Hostes To Pandit: Sir,kya Lenge?
Pandit- Puri,sabji,khir Aur Laddu.
Air Hostess- Sir, Aap Kingfisher Ke Plane Me Baithe
hai,
Vijay Malya K Shraadh Me Nahi..

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