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अब ये कौन अफवा उड़ा रहा है
की वापस लौटाये हुए पुरस्कर
‪#‎olx‬ पर ‪#‎Discont‬ सहित मिलेंगे...

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Pappu proposd a girl with romantic poem :- kutta mar gya razai mein Main pagal hu teri judai mein Hathi naali me beh nahi sakta Yeh pappu tere bin reh nahi sakta

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khoon se likh diya har diwar pe uska naam Or fir tod di har diwar jis par likha tha uska naam Qki . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . SPELLING Galat ho gayi thi yaar..

10 years ago

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Why do girls look beautiful?? is it real or due to makeup . . . . . All false Girls look Beautiful bcoz . . . . . Boys Hav Gud Imagination...

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Shahar Ka Ladka Gaon Ki Ladki Patata Hai .. . . . Ladka : Tmko Whatsapp Chalana Aata Hai ?? . . . Ladki : Nhi Par Tum Chalana Me Pich Beth Jaungi .

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Ye chand bhi ajeeb sitam dhata ha, Zra Gour farmaiyega. Ye chand bhi ajeeb sitam dhata ha. Bachpan mein ye Mamo Or jawani mein Janu nazar Aata hai..!

10 years ago

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1st Friend:" Yaar Mai Jis Ladki Ko Chahta Hu, Usne Mujhse Shadi Nahi Ki.. 2nd Friend:" Tumne Use Bataya K Tera Chacha Crorepati Hai ?? 1st Friend:" Haa mene bataya Tha.. 2nd Friend:" To Phir ?? . . . 1st Friend:" Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai..

10 years ago

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Aap Or Apke Life Partner,
Yadi Sukhi Or Swasth Rahna Chahte Ho To

Istemal Karo

“Kohinoor”
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Basmati Rice.

Achha Khaoge Tabi
Achha Soch Paoge.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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School: Ye Duniya Ye Mehfil MereKaam Ki nahi… Tution: Idher Chala Main Udher Chala Janey Kahan Main Kidher Chala.. . Maths: Ajeeb Daastaan Hai Ye Kahan Shuru Kahan Khatam.. Science: Aa Khushi Se Khud Khushi Karle… Exam: Choti Choti Raatein Lambi Ho Jaati Hain.. . Result : jab dil hi toot gaya ham jeeke kya kare… Pass: Aaj Lagta Hai main Hawa Mein hoon Aaj Itni Khushi Mili hai… Fail: Chann se Jo Tootey Koi sapna jag soona soona laagay…

10 years ago

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Ye JOKE Padhoge To Haste....Haste Mar Jaoge.... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Isliye likha Hi Nhi Mar Gaye To.! I Care For you, Sacchi.

10 years ago

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Tari Yaad Ma, Judai Chhe PremAapni Nathi Milan Ni Aas Virah NiVadna Ma Hu Jalu Chhu TariYaadma, Malish Mane Kyare TuJindgina Aa Sathma.

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Dosti k lie to meri jaan v hazir h mang k dekh lo . . . . . . . . nai denge kv de dia to paresan kaise krenge

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Husband: Raja Dasarath Ke 3
Rani
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Wife: To Kya..?
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Husband: To Main 2 Shaadiya
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Kar Sakta Hu........
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Wife: Draupadi Ka Naam Suna
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Husband: Tu Bhi Na Pagli Dil Pe
Le Leti Hai......:):relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Girl: Jaanu Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
Boy: Baby Long Drive Par..!!
Girl:acha Toh Pahle Kyun Nhi Bataya..?
Boy:baby Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break Nai Lag Rahe.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
:p

10 years ago

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पहले मम्मी पापा बच्चों को झाड़ू, बेलन या बेल्ट से सजा देते थे। और आजकल... "चलो, अपना मोबाइल दो मुझे; अभी के अभी"

10 years ago

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Ek Cinema Hall Ka Malik Gandhiji Ka Bada Fan Tha. Isliye Usne Apne Cinema Hall Ka Naam Rakha "Gandhiji Ki Dhoti" Ab Jab Koi Nayi Film Lagti To Paper Me Add Aati Gandhiji Ki Dhoti Me Aag Gandhiji Ki Dhoti Me Anakonda Gandhiji Ki Dhoti Me Koi Mil Gaya Gandhiji Ki Dhoti Me Kuch Kuch Hota Hai Gandhiji Ki Dhoti Me Jannat Gandhiji Ki Dhoti Me Hungama Gandhiji Ki Dhoti Me Murder 2 Gandhiji Ki Dhoti Me 3 Idiots.

10 years ago

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दिमाग शरीर का मुख्य भाग है। ये 24 घण्टे काम करता है यह जन्म से काम चालू करता है और तब तक करता रहता है जब तक कि.... शादी नही हो जाती।

10 years ago

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एक आदमी: भैया बाल छोटे कर दो. नाई : कितने छोटे कर दूं साहब? आदमी : इतने कर दो कि बीबी के हाथो में ना आ सकें...

10 years ago

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Fire Ko Aag :fire:Kahte He.
Cobra Ko Naag :dragon:Kahte He.
Garden Ko Baag:camping: Kahte He.
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"Exams" K Samay Jo Kaam Na Kare,
Use Dimag Kahte He:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Ya Time Aa Gaya Hai..
Boys Ke Liye Film Bani To
"Ek Tha Tiger"
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Girls Ka Number Aaya To "Ek Thi Daayan":relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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