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  • Santa: Aaj Kal Zyada Bachche Judwa Kyu Paida Hote Hai ? Banta: Desh Me Itna AATANKWAAD Badh Gaya Hai Ke Bachche akele aane Se Darte Hai.. >>9621104700
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl,Doctr Plz Mre Boy Frnd Ko Andr Bula Lejye Dr:Trust Me Me Boht Shreef Admi Hn Girl:No Doctr Apki Nurse Bahr Akeli H Or Wo Pura Kanjr h °•»•»•¨мaн騕«•«•°
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3. Shero Shayri Ki Bharmar Se Wall Post Bhar Daalo:- Apni facebook wall mein har 10 minutemein dard bhare sheron – shayri ki barsaat kar daalo, kya pata kon si shayri kaunsi waali ka dil jeet le.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mujhse Kha Ishwar Ne Mat Kr Intjar Is Janam Me Uska Milna Namumkin Hai. Maine Hha Agle Janam Me To Mumkin Hai. Usne Kha Pachtayega. Maine Kha Dekhte Hai, Tu Meri Rooh Ko Kitna Tadpayega. Usne Kha Chod Use, Chal Tujhe Jannat Ki Sair karata Hu, Maine Kha Aa Dekh Mere Yar Ka Muskurata Hua Chehra Tujhe Jannat Zamin Par Najar Ayegi, Til Milakar Usne Kha, Mat Bhul Ki Tu Hai To Ek Insan, Maine Kha Mila De Mujhe Mere Pyar Se Aur Sabit Kr Ki Tu Hai Bhagwan...! ORD:clubs:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Height of Respect- Ham sirf ye soch kr paper khali chhod dete hai ki kahi teacher ye na kahe . . . . . . . . . . . . Dekho Ye Aaj Kal Ke Bachhe Badon Ko Jawab Dete Hai...:D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Kutti:dog2: Raste Se Ja Rahi Thi
    Tabhi Kuch Kutto :dog:Ne Usse Dekha
    Kutti :dog2:Ghabra Gayi
    Tabhi Ek Kutte:dog: Ne Kaha Ghabrao Mat Bahan
    Hum Kutte :dog:Hai Insaan:walking: Nahi...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kamina Baccha
    Ladka Aur Ladki Dono Haath Mein
    Haath Daale Jaa Rahe The..
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    Usi Waqt Ek Shararti Bachha Aaya Aur
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    Bhaiya, Kal Wali Didi Zyada Mast
    Thi...:p :O :D:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • College ke peechey nadi me Principle Doob Raha Tha. . . . Pappu Ne Dekha Or zor zor Se Chillate Huey bhaaga. . . . . . . . . . . KAL Chhutti HAI. Kal Chhutti Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ruthi Hui Aankhon Mein Intezar Hota Hai, Na Chahte Hue Bhi Pyar Hota Hai, Kyun Dekhte Hain Hum Wo Sapne, Jinke Tutne Par Bhi Unke Sach Hone Ka Intezar Hota Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • आजादी के पहले के युवा : - तुम मुझे खून दो
    मे तुम्हे आजादी दूगा !
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    आजादी के बाद के युवा : - तुम मुझे लाइक
    दो मे तुम्हे लाइक दूगा !
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl: Book Store Me Sales Man Se, Kiya Aap K Pas Ye Kitab Hey? ”Larkiyan Zaheen Hoti Hen” Sales Man: Madam Lateefon Ki Dukaan Ye Samne Wali Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladki Pe Style Maarne Ke Chakkar Mein Ek Ladka Bike Se Gir Gaya… . . . Ladki: Oh My God ! Aapko Kahin Chot To Nahi Aayi ?? . . . Ladka: Oh No Baby, Yeh To Meri Bike Se Utarne Ki Style Hai..:O :P:D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Meetha Sach... "Jalebi" ko Female Dish kyu kaha jata hai.? ? ? ? ? Kyu ki, Woh toot Jayegi par, Kabhi Seedhi nahi ho Sakti
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sonakshi Sinha knocks Santa’s door Sonakshi: Kya aapke Toothpaste me Namak hai? Santa: Chal bhag Moti, fr kal puchhegi kya aapke Shampoo me chatmasala hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • महबूब की यादों की गर्मी है या ग्लोबल वार्मिंग -- -- -- समझ नहीं आता जनवरी इस बार इतनी गर्म क्यूँ है?
    • 10 years ago



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  • During My School Days My TeacherAlways Used To
    Wear Sun Glasses,
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    Do You Know Why.. ??
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    Because I Was Such A Bright Student.
    PA1:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Touching Lines Said By A Boy To A Gal
    during Break Up:
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    Behen Gifts To Wapis Karti Jaa Teri
    bhabi Ko Kya Dunga...:p :D :O :D:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • School Me Ek Pathan Bacha Chaku Liye GhumRaha Tha.. Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo Ghum Rahe Ho..? Bachha: GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER Kaha Se Laun..?
    • 10 years ago



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  • DimaghJism Ka Sab Se Eham Hissa Hy. Ye24 GhanteActive Rehta Hy Ye Hmari PedaishSe Le Kr Is Waqt Tk Kam Krta Hy Jb Tk Hmari! Shadi Nai Ho Jati.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Class Room Is Like A Train
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    1st Two Benches R Reserved For
    VIP
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    Next Two Benches R General Coach
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    Then
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    Last Two Benches R Very Demanded.
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    Bcz Its."SLEEPER COACH"..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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