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  • I Almost Gave In I Almost Lost This Day Almost Got To Me Into The Air My Hands Tossed Almost Walked Away Almost Cried Almost Threw Caution Into The Wind Happiness For Myself I Almost Denied Almost… Then… I Felt A Brush Of Love Againt My Face Wings Wrapped Around Me In A Warm Embrace I Heard A Whisper Into My Ear…. Dont Giveup, I’m Rite Here
    • 10 years ago



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  • जिंदगी की हर एक उड़ान बाकी है; हर मोड़ पर एक इम्तिहान बाकी है; अभी तो सिर्फ आप ही परेशान हैं मुझसे; अभी तो पूरा हिंदुस्तान बाकी है।
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • સાથ જ્યારથી છુટ્યો એનો પછી તો કોઇ એવા સથવારા જ ના મળ્યા .. !! મારી જિંદગી ને જોઇયે એવા કોઇ રાહબાર જ ના મળ્યા .. !! “હું છું તારી સાથે” એવુ તો બધા કહે છે .. !! પણ અફસોસ .. !! “તમે જ છો અમારા” એવુ કોઇ કહેનાર ના મળ્યા .. .. !
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Use Halke Haath Se Chuwo .. Phir Ungli Andar Dalo Agar Hol Bada Ho To Teen Ungli Bhi Dal Sakte Ho Phir Upar Neech Ragdo. . . . . . Ye Lo Dhul Gaya Aapka Kaanch Ka Glaas.?:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Air hostes to Pandit: Sir,kya lenge? Pandit- Puri,sabji,khir aur laddu. Air hostess- Sir, Aap kingfisher ke plane me baithe hai, Vijay malya k shraadh me nahi..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Ek Din Santa Ne Apni Premika Ko Himmat Jutakar Keh Dala – I Love You:heart:.
    Premika (Gusse Se) : Jara Pyar Se Nahi Keh Sakte?
    Santa : I Love You Didi!!!!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • कुछ रिश्तेदार ऐसे होते है... खुद जिन्होने स्कूल भी ना देखा हो.. पर पढ़ाई की सलाह ऐसे देंगे… मानो खुद पीएचडी होल्डर हो!!"
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Woh Zamana Bhi Ek Zamana Tha,
    jab Kisi Ka Dil Mere Liye Deewana Tha..
    Meri Kismat Mein Likhi Thi Judaai Unki,
    unka Rooth Jana Toh Ek Bahana Tha ...!!:slight_smile::slight_smile::slight_smile:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Filmi Life Aur Asli Life Me Kya ANTAR Hai?

    Santa: Film Me Bahut Mushkilo K Baad Shadi Hoti Hai.
    Asli Life Me Shadi Ke Baad Bahut Mushkil Hoti Hai. :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • दुनियादारी का फर्क तब
    समझ में आया :wink:

    जब एक कुंवारे के दरवाज़े
    पर लिखा देखा:
    " Sweet Home"
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    और :sunglasses:
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    शादी-शुदा के दरवाजे पे
    : "ॐ शांति ॐ" :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes::grinning::grin::joy:
    • 9 years ago



    Tags : Marriage SMS , House Jokes Sms , Jokes SMS
  • Pinki: ye pyar ka rishta kya hota he? Pinku: pyar ka rishta 2 insano me Wohi hota he jo cement or rait k Beech me Pani ka hota he. Farz karo.. Dekho Ladka= cement Ladki= rait Love= Pani Ab agar cement or rait ko Aapas me milaya jaye to wo Strong nahi honge.. Agar in me pani mix kiya jaye to inhe koi juda nahi kar sakta... . . Pinki(has k): kamine shakal se hi Tu majdur lagta he..
    • 10 years ago



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    ke Beech Mein Jo Bhi Aaya Saale Ko Tapka Dala..!!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Face Hai Phoolo Ka Guldsta Chehra Yuhi Rahe Apka Hasta Muskurata Khusiyo Ki Barsat Ho Jabardast 2015 Apke Liye Ho Mast. Happy New Year
    • 10 years ago



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  • इसी बीच खबर आ रही है कि ससंद ने एक बिल पास कर के . . . सोनम गुप्ता को राष्ट्रीय बेवफा घोषित कर दिया है
    • 10 years ago



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  • An engineering student to his sweeper brother: "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai, 4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?". Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Jokes SMS
  • Girl (in Train) : Can I Sit Here? Boy : Ofcorse Its All Yours. :) Girl : Can I Take Some Water? Boy : Yes, Ofcorse. :) Girl : Bhaiya.... Agla Station Konsa Hai? . . . . . . Boy : Mere Baap Ne Mere Dimaag Mein GPS Fit Nahi Kiya Hai.....Jaldi Seat Khali Kar...... Mujhe Neend Aa Rahi Hai...:-P :- D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu Apni Grlfrnd K Saath 1st Date
    pe:"Ye Meri Pehli Date Hai Darling....
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    agar Koi Galti Ya Kami Reh Jaye Toh Chhota Bhai Samajh K Maaf Kar Dena..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • भारत में ज्ञान बांटने वाली महान Top 5 युनिवर्सीटी १. पान का ठेला २. नाई की दुकान ३. दारू पिया हुआ आदमी 4. ट्रेन का जनरल डिब्बा 5. Facebook
    • 10 years ago



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  • Faadu Joke,:
    must Read
    1Baar 1ladki Nadi Me Khudne Walithi...pool Se..
    tbhi 1bike Wala Uske Paas Aa Kr Ruka Aurkaha..
    agar Tm Sucide Krne Jaa Rhi Hoto Mujhe 1kiss Deti
    jao..
    ladki Boli..ok Aur Usne Ladke Ko Esilambi Aur Gahry
    kiss Di Ki Ladke Koaaj Tak Kv Na Mili Waisi Kiss..
    fir Ladke Ne Ladki Se Sucide Krne Ki Wajah Pu6a To
    ladki
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    btaya..mere Ghar Walo Ko Pasand Ni Ki Mai Ladki
    ban Kr Ghumu..
    mera Naam Nitesh Nawab Hai.. :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 studnts cheating karne hi wale the ke Teachr agya or pucha: Tum se peche wale larke ne abi kya pucha ? . . Studnt: Sir is ne pucha Japan ka capital kya hai. . . Teachr: Toh tum ne bata dya.? . . Studnt: Nai Sir... Mene isko danta tha k abi to tu ne muje Toka hai mgr ab na “TOKYO”
    • 10 years ago



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