Jokes SMS

mohobbat ke bhi kuch raaj hote hai. jagti aakho me bhi khwaab hote hai. jaruri nahi ki aashu gam me aaye. muskurati aakho me bhi aashuo ka sailab hota hai.

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Banta:Kal Mujhe 10 logo ne Pita Santa:Phir tune kya kiya? Banta:Maine kaha..saalon Ek ek kar K ao Santa:Phir Banta:Phir kya..Saalone Ek Ek kar K dobara Pita

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Sala itna garmi hai. Agar kisika name v suraj hai to uspar v pani dalne ka mud ho jata hai

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1 Ladka achanak Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Bola: Lafz Tere Geet Mere.. Gazal Koi Sunao Kya ? Ladki: Haath Mere Gaal Tere.. Kaan Ke Neeche Bajao Kya ? Waris ali*

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Paise Wala Aadmi:Aaj mere paas 14 Cars 18 Dukaan 4 Bangle hain. Tumhare paas kya hai? . . . . Gharib Aadmi:Mere paas 1 beta hai, Jiski Girlfriend teri beti hai

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You may not love me like I love you, You may not care for me like I care for you But if you ever need me, I will always be around for you..

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Ek Dost Dusre Dost Se, Yaar Dekhte Hi Dekhte Mai Baap Ban Gaya, Dusra Dost - Yaar Tu Shaktimaan To Nahi Aankh Se Dekhte Hi Dekhte Bacha Paida Kardiya.

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Pyar to humein bhi karna tha, par kuch khaas nahi hua. Tajmahal to humein bhi banana tha.. par afsoos ke....

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Kitna mausam suhana hai, thandi- thandi Baris ka ana jana hai, kuchh sms kar liya karo varna, is balance se kya apni shadi ka card chhapbana hai.

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ek ladka ek cheene ladki sy shade karta hy 1 sal k bad larki mar jate hy or larka rony lagta hy to pathan bola beta ro mat ye chaina ka mal hy itna hy chaly ga K k

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Pakdo Use Kamar Se Aur Ghar Le Jao
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Uski Gardan Pakad K Apne Khareeb Lao
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Uske Honto Se Hont Lagao
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Cocacola Pi Jao!!

Papi Insan Soch Badlo Desh Badlega..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Arz Kiya Hai: . . . Pepsi Coke Pine Walo Kabhi Lassi Bhi Piya Karo, . . . . . Pepsi Coke Pine Walo Kabhi Lassi Bhi Piya Karo.. . . . . . . Free Mein Post Parhne Walo Kabhi Like, Bhi Kiya Karo.. K.k

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Great Confusion: Jawahrlal Nehru said "LAZINESS IS YOUR BIGGEST ENEMY" Mahatma Gandhi said "ALWAYS LOVE YOUR ENEMY" Ab batao bapu ki sune ya chachu ki?

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ek ladki ki t-shart par car chappi thi , ek chota bachha use goar se dekh raha tha to ladki boli car chalani h, to bachha bola nhi-nhi car nhi chalani h , agr apki izajat ho to HORN bajalu.

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I have 3 parts of my heart 1st 4 my god 2nd 4 my Family 3rd 4 myFriends But no part 4 u Becoz, U R My Heart.........

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5 wajah ho sakti hai muze SMS na karne ki. 1=Time Nahi 2=Free SMS Nai 3=Balance Nai 4=Network Nahi Ya 5="ShER" ko tang karne ki himmat nahi.

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लड़कियां 5 रूपए रखने के लिए इतना बड़ा झोला लेकर घर से चलती हैं और हम लड़के 500-1000 तो ऊपर की जेब में ही रख लेते हैं

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Guy: If you are smiling, send me your smiles. If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are crying, send me your tears. Girl: I am in Toilet... What should I send?

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"Police officer Pathan se: Tumhri madri zuban kon si hai? Pathan: Koi nahi, Police Officer: Q? Pathan: Hmara ami goongi thi..

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क्या करें कुछ समझ मे नही आता

मंगलसूत्र पहनो तो "चोरों" की नजर

न पहनो तो "छोरों" की नजर

भारतीय नारी:smile::smile::smile:

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