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Addu- Janta ke liye sab se important kya jo sarkar dhyan nhi deti? Pappu- Vote Addu- Vo kese? Puppu- jab janta de deti hai to sarkar dhyan nhi deti :p :D

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Best memory of school life Notes copy karte samy Ye kya likha h bey jO samajh aa rha hai wo likh baki aise hi design bana de...

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सन्डे की सुबह 10 बजे तक अगर आपके घर वाले सोने
देते हैं तो....
या तो आपकी सैलरी अच्छी है या उनको आपसे
कोई उम्मीद नही है...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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हिंदुस्तान की सबसे देशभक्त कौम शराबियो
की है
कितना भी टैक्स बढ़ाओ बेचारे बिना विरोध किये शराब
खरीदते है
देश की तरक्की में योगदान को नमन

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1 Ladka achanak Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Bola: Lafz Tere Geet Mere.. Gazal Koi Sunao Kya ? Ladki: Haath Mere Gaal Tere.. Kaan Ke Neeche Bajao Kya ? Waris ali*

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He : Kya Tum Mere Liye Karwa Chauth Ka Vrat Rakhogi?
She : Han! But As A Friend!

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To, The S.M.S Police station Respectd Sir My friend is not sendng SMS I kindly request u 2 take action immediately & encounter his dabba mobile.

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गरीब आदमी यार .. भूले भटके किसी दोस्त के साथ उसके घर में AC वाले कमरे में रुक जाओ तो हॉस्पिटल के ICU वाला फील आ जाता है !

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esharmi ki hadh jahan khatam ho jati hai . . . . . . wahan se thoda aage chal kar . . . . . . . . Right side main Us Bewafa ka Ghar hai.

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Pappu proposd a girl with romantic poem :- kutta mar gya razai mein Main pagal hu teri judai mein Hathi naali me beh nahi sakta Yeh pappu tere bin reh nahi sakta

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पुलिस: मैडम... दरवाजा खोलिए आपके पति ट्रक के नीचे आकर पापड़ बन गये हैँ। . . . . . . पत्नी: तो दरवाजा खोलने की क्या जरूरत हैँ,नीचे से सरका दो।

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Boyfriend ek aisi cheez h .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jis k samne chipkali, cockroach se darne wali ladki bhi sherni ban k ghumti hai...

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Chubby cheeks, dimple chin Rosy lips, teeth within Curly hair, very fair Eyes are blue - lovely too. Teachers pet, is that you? Yes, Yes, Yes!

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2 Boys were Following 2 Gals Each girl took rakhi & tied 2 their hands & asked them: what will u do now.. Boys: Dude, u marry my sister, i will marry ur sister.

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Sasur ne damad se kaha: 6 saal me 8 baache.. Ye kya hai!! Damad: maine aapse kaha tha gareeb jarur hu par apki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rakkhunga..

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Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi. Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi? Clasic Ans: Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi? baaaaat karti hai.

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Bohat udaas Hu Main tere jaane se Ho sake to laut aa kisi bahaane se Tu laakh khafa sahi magr ik baar to dekh Koi toot gaya hai tere door jaane se!!!

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Teacher: Apka Beta Fail Ho Gaya Hai Or Ap Ladu Khila Rahe Ho. . . . . . Neta Ji: 50 Bacho Ki Class Hai,Pass Sirf 5 Hueye Hai,Aur Fail 45 Majority To Mere Bete Ke Sath Hai Na..:-D

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Professor : Gaali Ki Paribhasha Batao.."

Student: "atyadhik Krodh Aane Per Shaaririk Roop Se Hinsaa Na Karte Huye, Maukhik Roop Se Ki Gayi Hinsaatmak Kaaryawaahi Ke Liye Chune Huye Shabdon Ka Samooh Jiske Uchchaaran Ke Pashchaat Mann Ko Aseem Shaanti Ka Anubhav Hota Hai, Use Hum Gaali Kehte Hai..!!'

Professor: Aapke CHARAN Kahan Hain Prabhu.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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SALMAN :- main jab shirt utaarta hu to ghar k bahar 100 log jama ho jate hai.. . John :- 1000 log.. . Hrithik :- 5000 log.. . . . . . . . . . . . . Sunny Leone :- Ab main kuch bolu?

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