Jokes SMS

Best memory of school life Notes copy karte samy Ye kya likha h bey jO samajh aa rha hai wo likh baki aise hi design bana de...

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Jo Mobile GUJARAT ma banta hot to ema keva Templates hot? 1.Dafod call kar ne.. 2.Cigret Leto avje 3.Dukan mate chha keto aavje 4.Kai baju rakhde chhe? 5.Pachi phone karu, baapa bajuma che 6.Aa time pass no lecture jaldi pate to saru 7.Chal pela ....... ni khenchiye.. 8.Bau avaj na kar nai to ghare aaine marish. 9.Abe ganda, tara mate to jeev hajar chhe. 10.Bas tane j yaad karto hato ne taro sms aavyo. Khan

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लक्ष्मण अगर कमेंटेटर है तो में भारत का नंबर वन रेडियो जॉकी हूँ

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Mohabbat K Raste Me Har Waqt Dard Mile Ga. Meri Mano Dost, To Isi Raste Par Medical Store Khol Lo Mast Chale Ga :-) Happy Valentine Day

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Baap : Kyu Beta Ladki Pasand Aayi Tumhe? Beta : Papa Ladki Toh Bahut Moti Hai, Baap : Beta Ghar Kitna Bhi Bada Ho, Darwaaja Chhota Hi Hota Hai.;-):-(.

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Aaj NewsPaper Me Padha Ki Dosto Ko sMs Karne Se Dil Ki Bimari Ho Sakti hai...! To Aaj Se BANDH!!! Kya sMs ? Nahi yaar! "NEWS PAPER"

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Chicken Aise Pakao Ke Kachha Na Ho, Wah Wah…. . . Chicken Aise Pakao Ke Kaccha Na Ho, . . . . Aur Mohabbat Aise Nibhao Ke Bacha Na Ho..

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Ek chor amir lok ke ghar mein chori karne gaya. Trunk pe likha tha “Trunk ko todne ki jaroorat nahi hai, 156 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, trunk khul jayegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.” Jate jate chor us lok se bola: Aaj mera insaaniyat se vishwas uth gaya hai!

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भगवान का दिया हुआ सब कुछ है... दौलत है, शोहरत है, ईज्जत है, पर साथ डांडिया खेलने वाली नहीं है

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Sheher Ka Ladka Gao Ki Ladki Pata Raha Tha..

Boy: Tumhe Whatsapp Chalana Ata Hai Kya??
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Girl: Nahi Aata..Par Tum Chala Lena Mai Piche Baith Jaungi..
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Boy: *uTHa LE RE DEvA* :P

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Use Akele Dekh Maine Ankhe Maar Di, Badle Me Usne Muje Pyar Di, Chal Pada Resturant Coffee Pilane, Par Pata Chala Ki Kisine Meri Pocket Mar Di.

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Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge? Santa: Biwi Se Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!

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Engineer boy to riksha wala : Bhaiya khali ho ?? Riksha wala : haan blkul khaali.. . . . . . . . . . Engineer: fir assignments complete karke dena, bhagwan tera bhala karega...

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Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill...! Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill...!! Aur Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To"Daru Ka Bill"...!!! Isliye Na Lagao Dil, Na Aayega Bill...!!!!

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जो लडकियाँ स्कूल में मुझसे कहती थी कि शक्ल देखी है अपनी
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आज उन्हीं लडकियों के पतियों की शक्ल देखकर

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दिल को सुकून मिला है
:joy::joy::joy::joy:

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Santa: Janemann Mere Dil Me Aja
girl: Sandal Nikalu Kya
santa: Are Pagali Ye Mandir Nhi Hai
tu Aise Hi Aja:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Hai khuda meine khudh ke liye kus vi chahta nehi, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Sirif mera mata-pita ke liye ek beautiful bOhu dena PLZ.. (AMIN)

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कुछ पड़ोसी इतने लालची होते हैं कि बिरयानी की खुश्बू पा के खाने के टाइम बैठने आ जाते हैं , उनसे बेशरम वो मेजबान जो पानी भी नही पूछते ! :smile::smiley::smile:

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Aisi Ko Si Cheez Hai
jinke Paas Hoti Hai Wo Use Hila Ke Kaam Chalate Hai
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jiske Paas Nahi Hoti Wo
Ungli Daal Kar Kaam Chalate Hai...
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Dirty Mind
it Is Toothbrush...

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Dada Ji :- Beta Jaa Pani Le Aa,.
1st Pota :- M Nhi Jaa Sakta
game Khel Rha Hu,
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2nd Pota :- Rehne Do Dada Ji,ye To Battmiz Hai,
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Aap Khud Hi Jakar Le
aao...!!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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