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  • Bhikhari (Car me bethi lady se): "Madam 10 Rs dedo . . Lady ne paise de diye . . Bhikhari jane laga tabi lady boli:" Baba Dua To Dete Jao.. . . . . Bhikhari:" Car Me To Baithi Hai Moti.. Ab Kya "Rocket Pe Baithegi
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sheher Ka Ladka Gao Ki Ladki Pata Raha Tha..

    Boy: Tumhe Whatsapp Chalana Ata Hai Kya??
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    Girl: Nahi Aata..Par Tum Chala Lena Mai Piche Baith Jaungi..
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    Boy: *uTHa LE RE DEvA* :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Me- Date?
    She- No
    Me- आज की Date?
    She- आज तो क्या, ना कल ना परसो
    ना नरसो...Ok
    Me- दीदी...आज की तारीख बता दो Pls:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • डेरी मिल्क के एड मे सास बहु को चॉकलेट खाते बारात मे नाचते दिखाता है लेकिन भारतीय सेंसर बोर्ड के कारण दारु पीते नही दिखा पाता ! शमर्नाक
    • 10 years ago



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  • That awkward moment when your friend is arguing with their parents & their parents turns towards you nd asks. . . . . . . . "Do you ever talk to your parents like this?" and u always say. . . No...
    • 10 years ago



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  • जीतो: बेटा सेब :watermelon:खाओगे?
    पप्पू: नही।
    जीतो: बेटा आम :lemon:खाओगे?
    पप्पू: नही।
    जीतो: बेटा संतरा:tangerine: खाओगे?
    पप्पू: नही।
    जीतो: बिल्कुल बाप पर गया है, चप्पल :sandal:ही खायेगा।
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Perfect Girl: . . . Na Kabhi Tang Karti Hai, . Na Kabhi Cheekhti Chillaati Hai, . Na Kabhi Kisi K Saath Flirt Karti Hai, . Na Kabhi Jhoot Bolti Hai, . Na Kabhi Dhoka Deti Hai, . Na Kabhi Shaq Karti Hai, . . . . . Aur Na Hi Is Duniya Mein Paayi Jaati... Mile to no.dena
    • 10 years ago



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  • Qatil haseena ki qatil angreji... . . He :- hiiiiii.... . she:- How are you? . He:- I m fine,thank you. :) . She :- Maine puchha,how are you? . He:- I replied na.. M fine. :) . She :- ek to tum logo ka angrezi ka problem bahut hai upar se aa gaye fb pe chat karne... Maine puchha How are you?? Matlab tum kaun ho? . . He :- Didi,bas apna chhota bhai samjho. .
    • 10 years ago



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  • वो रोज बडे प्यार से कहती थी... आदाब...आदाब... एक दिन दबा ही दिये ..... तो बुरा मान गई..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz Kiya Hai Gaur Farmaiyega.. :D
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    AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe NaaZ Karti
    Hai..
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    Wah...wah...
    Aaj Kal Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe NaaZ Karti
    Hai..
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    Grammar To Aata Nahi Magar English
    mein Baat Karti Hai..:p:D :O
    ab Wah Wah..mat Karo Like Thoko..:p:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher : Chand Par Pehla Kadam Kisne Rakha ? . Pappu : Neil Armstrong . . Pappu : Doosra Bhi Usi Ne Rakha Hoga. Langdi Khelne Thodi Gaya Tha Woh.
    • 10 years ago



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  • mat socho ki main dukhi hu . . . kabhi ye v soch liya karo . . . . ki kam se kam sala Internet to chal RHA hai . .ha..... ha
    • 10 years ago



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  • इसी बीच खबर आ रही है कि
    ससंद ने एक बिल पास कर के
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    सोनम गुप्ता को राष्ट्रीय बेवफा
    घोषित कर दिया है
    :mask::mask::mask::mask::mask:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sweet lines by a small child ever "MAIN tumhein bhoolne ki Bahot kosis kalta hun Pal kya kalun mummy mujhe loz Badaam khila deti hai aul mujhe tmhari Yaaad fil se aane lagti hai"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Baith Kar Apni Mehbuba Ki Zulfo K Saye Me
    aisa Josh Aaya,
    wah Wah!
    Phir..
    phir..
    phir Kya..?
    Usk Papa Ne Dekh Liya Aur I.C.U. Me Hosh
    aaya....:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Sharab Peete Hue Rone Laga. Banta: Kya Hua, Ro Kyu Rahe Ho. Santa: Yaar Jish Ladki Ko Bhulane Ke Liye Pee Raha Tha, Uska Naam Yaad Nahi Aa Raha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • विजे सारखी तलवार
    ---चालवुन गेला---

    निधड्या छातीने हिंदुस्तान
    ------हालवुन गेला-----

    मुठभर मावळ्याना घेऊन
    हजारो सैतानांना नडुन गेला!

    स्वर्गात गेल्यावर देवांनी
    ज्याला झुकुन मुजरा केला
    -------असा एक------

    ---"मर्द मराठा शिवबा"---
    ------होऊन गेला-------

    ---। ।जय जिजाऊ । ।---

    ---। । जय शिवराय । ।---

    ---। । जय शंभुराज । ।---
    • 10 years ago



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  • College Is For Knowledge,
    knowledge Is For Life, Life Is For Wife, Wife Is For Knife, Who Cuts Your Life,

    so Never Choose Wife In The College Life.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Practical Definition

    What Is Love???
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    Answer By A Boy - Love Is The 7th Sense Of Human Which Destroys All 6 Senses N Make The Person Nonsense..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • फेसबुक हे एक व्यसन आहे... आणि आम्ही त्याचे दररोज सेवन करणारे बेवडे आहोत... :D :D :D
    • 10 years ago



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