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Bhakt : Baba Shaadi ko 7 saal ho gaye Bacha nahi huaa Nirmal baba : Biwi k saath Kab soya tha Bhakt :Baba roj sota hu. Baba : 2,4 Din padosiyo ko sone do Kripa Hogi..!!

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Ek Sharabi Mar Rha Tha, To Bhagwan Prakat Hue Aur Bole: Koi Antim Ichcha.? Sharabi: Prabhu Agle Janam Me Aankh Chahe Ek Hi Dena Par Liver 4 Dena.

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एक नए शादीशुदा जोड़े के घर कोई मेहमान बनकर आया. दोनों पति-पत्नी ने बढ-चढकर उनका स्वागत किया. चार-पांच दिन रहकर अतिथि चले गए. पत्नी (पति से): क्यों जी, वे तुम्हारे कौन से रिश्तेदार थे? पति यह सुनकर बेहोश हो गया. होश में आने के बाद… पति:मैं तो समझ रहा था कि वे तुम्हारे रिश्तेदार हैं.

10 years ago

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Dosti Karo VODAFON Wali Se, Pyar Karo AIRTEL Wali Se, Baate Karo BSNL Wali Se, Aankh Laraw RELIACE Wali Se, Par Shadi Karo Bina MOBILE Wali Se.

10 years ago

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Us Se Mily To Zam-e-Takalum K Bawajod
Jo Soch Kar Gahy Wohi Aksar Nahi Kaha

Itni Murahwatain To Kahan Dushmano Mein Thein
Yaroon Ny Jo Kaha Mere Muh Per Nahi Kaha
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10 years ago

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Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache road cross kar rahe the. Road cross karne k baad murgik 1 bache ne kaha,hum saato ne road cross karli. 7 kaise? ? ? ? Socho, Aur socho, read msg again, than scroll down, Arey yaar,bache hai kuch b bolte rehte hai.. aap tension mat lo..

10 years ago

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Ek aurat paraye mard ke 7 ghar me thi. Tabhi uska pati job se thoda late aaya. Patni- tum itna late q aaye? Pati- pehle batao ye kaun hai. Patni-topic change mat karo.

10 years ago

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Abe Khajur, Zoo se bhaage hue Langur, abe Sade hue Kele ke Chhilke, Chuse hue Aam, Circus k Retired Bander, (Aisa kisi ko na kehna Feel hota hai).

10 years ago

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Ek Tapori ki wife: Sunte ho ji, Apne chinku ne aaj pehla aadha shabd bola. Tapori: Achcha, Kya bola ? Wife: Behan

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Dev Ne Kaha Sharaab Chhod Do .
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Fir Dev Se Kabhi Baat Hi Nai Hui Kasam Se =)) =D:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Girl- mere mobile no per etop karwa do. Boy- mere paas paisa nhi girl-dont worry. I have a machine in which u can insert ur card. And take moeny. Boy-I have card. Open ur machine.

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जिस दिन लडकियाँ ऑटोरिक्षा में बैठकर , बडी आसानी से लिपस्टिक लगा सकेंगी . . . . तभी रास्तो के सभी गढ्ढे भर दिये गए, ऐसा समझा जायेगा!!

10 years ago

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Sab log bus stop pe bus ka wait kar rahe hote hai..... ..ek bhikari aata hai sabse do do rupaye leta hai or.....auto karke chla jata hai....!

10 years ago

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Hey Bhagwan Aapne Mere Liye Jis Ladki Ko Bhi Banaya Hai,,, . . , . . . . . . . . . . Use Pehle To 4-5 Thappad Maar kaha Chhup Ke Baithi Hai,, Aur,, : . ... . . Kal Use Mujhse Milwa De,,,,

10 years ago

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Girl To Her Blind
b.f --: Kaash Tum Dekh Sakte ,me Kitni Khoobsurat Hu .
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Boy : Itni Khoobsurat Hoti To Kya Aakh Wale Tujhe Mere Liye Chood Jate . . . . . . . . .

kamini . . Andha Hu Ch@tiya Nahi . .

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Ladki shayr se-- Mujh par shayri kro na. shayr--In kali kali jhulfo se karti ho andhera.., in kali kali jhulfo se krti ho andhenra ho jao takli aur kr do savera...

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Ladki Saath Ho To HOTEL Bill,
Ladki Dur Ho To MOBILE Bill,
Ladki Na Mile To DARU Ka Bill, Isliyena Lagao DIL Na Aayega BILL. PremSe Bolo Jai Lokpal Bill:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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A Small Monkey Child Said 2 His Mother, Maa Maa Main Itna Badsurat Kyun Hun ? His Mother Said 2 Him -Tu To Phir Bhi Theek Hai Usko Dekh Jo Sms Padh Rahi Hai......

10 years ago

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aap ka eantjar karne ki ab jarurt nhi ap se dur Jane ki ab jarurt nhi ap to rehti ho mere dil me apko dil se nikalne ki ab jarurt nhi . . . apko dekha meri abse badi galti thi apko dekh kar dil me absna meri apno se due jane ki Baja thi aap na the mere pas yahi meri zindgi ki sabse badi galti nhi thi

10 years ago

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Baap Re Baap Open Challenge 4 Every 1.. . . . . .. . . .. .. . . . .. . .. . . .. Choti abc Badi ABC se Kitne Saal Choti Hai.. :D :D

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