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Pappu: Pichhle Hafte Meri Aur Meri Girlfriend Ki Ladai Ho Gayi Thi Aur Hum Alag Ho Gaye Golu: Phir? . Pappu: Usne Mujhe ChidhaneKe Liye Apne Naye Boyfriend Ke Sath Photo Khinchva Ke Mujhe Bhej Di” . Golu: Ohh, Ye To Bahot Bura Kiya Usne . Pappu: To Main Bhi Konsa Kam Hu, Utha Ke Photo Uske Baap Ko Bhej Di

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Marta Hua Pati Apni Patni Ko Bola Pati: “Almari Se Tera Gold Set Maine Chori Kiya Tha” Patni Rote Hue Boli: “Koi Baat Nai Ji” Pati: “Tere Bhai Ne Tujhe Amanat Di Thi 1 Lakh Wo Bhi Mene Hi Ghayab Kiye” Patni: “Mene Aapko Maaf Kiya” Pati: “Teri Kameti Ke Paise Bhi Mene Hi Chori Kiye The” Patni: “Koi Baat Nahi Ji, Aapko Zehar Bhi Mene Hi Diya Hai, Hisab Barabar“

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ZaRRe-ZaRRe Me JiSKe NooR THa "MeRi" MoHaBBaT Se "Wo" KoSo DooR THa RoTe RaHe "JiSKe" LiYe "ViRaNo" Me TaNHa Wo "KiSi" AuR Ki MoHaBBaT Me CHooR THa. :hearts::hearts::hearts: ♡♡♡ #MANJ

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Ek Khargosh roz lohar ki dukaan pe jata aur kehta "Gaajar hai?" Lohar inkar kar deta. Ek din Lohar ko bahut gussa aya aur usne Khargosh ke daant tod diye, Aur kaha ke ab tu Gaajar kha ke dikha? Phir . . . phir kya? Agle din Khargosh aya aur bola "Gaajar ka halwa hai?". ??????? ?????

10 years ago

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Chilo onek asa, hoyechilo valobasa, parini tomay bojhate... Tai aj 2choke jol, valobasar ei protifol, din kate jontronate. 2Choke chilo rongin sopno, khujecilam valobasar logno, painito ami tare. Bidhata chayni, tai valobasa o paini, ajo ami khuje jai tomare....

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परेशानी का कोई माप दंड नहीं, होता साहब, कई लोग केवल ये सोचकर ही परेशान, रहते है की, वेस्टइंडीज के लोग ऐसे है, तो वहा के भूत कैसे होंगे..

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Paas Hokar Bhi Duriya Mehsus KarRaha Hu Me To Seh Lunga Dard-e-zakhmPar Teri Fikar Kar Raha Hu Tum Mere Itne Kareeb Aa Gai HoKi Kaise Batau.. Tumhari Khamoshiyo Se Me PalPal Mar Raha Hu...

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Santa Ne Pappu Ki Mark Sheet Dekhi Aur Usko Dant Te Hue Bola. Santa: “Abe Tu History Mein Fail Kaisi Ho Gaya Be, Padta Kyu Nahi Hai Tu?” Pappu: “Dad, Vo Kya Karu, Sab Sawal Tab Ke Thhe Jab Main Paida Bhi Nahi Hua Thha” Santa: “Ohhh, Baat To Teri Thik Hai, Ye School Wale Bhi Na Pata Nahi Esa Syllabus Kyu Banate Hai?

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प्रश्न :- जीवन क्या है ? . . . . . . . उत्तर :- Facebook और WhatsApp से बचा हुआ समय ।

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Boy:" Mein Tumhey Bangla Dilaonga, Car Dilaonga, Gold Ke Dher Laga Dunga... . . Girl:" Accha Ye Batao Shaam Ko Park Aao Gey Kya ?? . . . . . Boy:" Haan Agar Dost Ney Bike De Di To... :P :D

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Ultimate Hit!! Pappu ka interview: Batao wo kaun si Aurat hain jisko 1OO% pata hota hain ki uska Husband kaha hain? Pappu ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya or bola . . . . "Vidhwa Aurat... :D

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Pappu: Sharab Peete Huey Rone Laga

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Santa: KYa Hua Kaminey, Ro Kyu Raha Hai..

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Pappu: Yaar Jis Ladki Ko Bhulane Ke Liye Pee Raha Tha,

Uska Naam Yaad Nahi Aa Raha Hai... :O :P =D:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Aapko Miss Karna Meri HOBBY, Aapka Khyal Rakhna Meri JOB, Aapko Khush Rakhna Mera SAPNA, Apke Liye Dua Karna Meri DUTY, & Apko Tang Karna Mera FARZ. H Na..

10 years ago

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Medam- Boy Se
Kaha H Copy Kaha H Pen
Boy=Jabse Tumhe Dekha Snam
Kya Copy Or Kya Pen
Tere Mst-mst 2 Nain
Mere Dil Ka Le Gye Chen
Gayb He Copy Or Kho Gya He Pen.

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2mi Amar Valobasha, 2mi Amar Jaan.. Valobeshe Hridoy Majhe, Likci 2mar Nam.. 2mi Amar Lokkhi Sona, 2mi Amar Tiya.. 2may Ami Rakhbo BuKe,, Valobasha Diya . ...!!

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Ladke Ne Apni Nayi Bani Girl-friend Ko Bade Pyar Se Samjhate Hue Kaha. Boy: “Darling Humhare Pyaar Ke Baare Me Kisi Ko Kuch Mat Batana” Girl: “Aapki Bahan Ko To Zarur Bataongi” Boy: “Arrey Usko Kyu?” Girl: “Kamini Kahti Thi Koi Kutte Ka Pilla Hi Hoga Jo Tum Se Pyaar Karega.“

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Pogo pgo pogo - Student: Miss Aap DoOdh peeti hain?........ Miss: Haan r0z peeti hun.Kyun?.......... Student herat se: Aap ka Munh poohanch jata hai.? o.o

10 years ago

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छोड़कर चली गयी वो पगली ये कहकर..
जब तुम एक "Jio" सिम नही ला सके तो,
चाँद:crescent_moon: तारे :star:क्या लाओगे...
:smile::smile::smile:

10 years ago

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ji chahta hu teri nazuk honto ko chum lu,,ji chahta hu teri nazuk honto ko chum lu, pr teri bahti hui naak n mera irada bdal diya...

10 years ago

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Arz kiya hai Koi ladki hume thukra de to gum nhi, Koi ladki hume thukra de to gum nhi, Are us ladki ki maa ki kismat footi, Jiske damad hum nhi.

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