Jokes SMS

Teacher-chand pe pahla kadam kisne rakha? Santa-neil aamstrong.... Teacher-aur dusra.... Santa-abe pagle dusra bhi usi ne rakha hoga...

10 years ago

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Biwi ko thapar mar k husband bola “Aadmi usy hi marta hai jise pyar karta he” wife ne 2 thapar maray or boli “AAP kya samjhte hain k Me ApSe Pyar Nhi karti.

10 years ago

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Funy poetery Yar teri yari pey mujey shak nahi hai yar teri yari pey mujey shak nahi hai Sub ney teri chumi li kaya maira koi huq nahi hai

10 years ago

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2 Pyaz,
3 Lahsun,
5 Gm Zeera,
3 Kali Mirch:hot_pepper:,
2 Spoon Namak,
4 Spoon Oil,
1 Cup Water
Aur Thoda Sa Hara Dhaniya.
Pata Hai Main Kya Bana Rahi
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Tumhain Ullu!

10 years ago

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Kaho Santa Ji Suhaag Raat Kaisi Rahi? Kuchh Mat Puchho Yaar, Pehle 5-6 Baar To MissedCall Lagi Aur Jab Sahi Number Laga To Balance NIL Ho Gaya...

10 years ago

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Boys Ka Dil Mandir Ki Tarah"Pavitra Aur Sachcha" Hota HAi Tabi To, Jab Boys I Love U Kahte Hai To Girls Apni Sandal Utar Leti Hai:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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पप्पू की गर्लफ्रेंड उससे बोली,"अगर मैं मर जाऊं तो तुम क्या करोगे?" पप्पू: मैं भी मर जाऊंगा। गर्लफ्रेंड: पर क्यों, क्या तुम मुझसे इतना प्यार करते हो? पप्पू: प्यार-व्यार कुछ नहीं, तेरे चक्कर में उधारी इतनी हो गयी है कि जीना मुश्किल है।

10 years ago

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Santa:- What Is A Girlfriend? Banta:- Addition Of Problems, Subtraction Of Money, Multiplication Of Enemies & Division Of Friends..

10 years ago

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Biwi Sarabi pati ko sudharne ke liye kale kapde pahan kar ghar ke bahar khadi ho gayi.. . . Pati:"tum kaun ho.. ?? . . Patni:"chudel.. . . . Pati:"hath mila mai teri behan ka pati....

10 years ago

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औरतों को खुश करना बडा मुश्किल है . . . . . . आदमियों का क्या .. औरत देखते ही खुश हो जाते है

10 years ago

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Tmaam gamo ko bhul jane ko dil karta h, ab ek baar muskurane ko ji karta h. bahut ji liye yaado ke sahaare, ab tumhare paas aane ko ji chahta h.

10 years ago

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4 ghante gf ka wait krne k bad ladke ne arz kia.... imtehaan ho gae intezaar ki. . . . . . . . . maa ki aaaankhh aise pyaar ki..! Khan

10 years ago

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Unse Bichdenge To Mar Jayenge.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Kamal ka Vahem Tha.. . Saala Bukhar Tk Nhi Hua...

10 years ago

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1 Pagal Aaina Dekh Ke Sochne Laga . . Isko Kahi Dekha Hai . . . . . . Thodi Der Sochne Ke Baad "O Teri" Ye To Wohi Hai . . . . . . . . . Jo Mere Saath Us din BAAL Katwa Raha Tha.

10 years ago

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KhuDa & DoctOr Ko Kabhi NaraJ Nahi KarNa Chahiye-KhuDa NaraJ, Aap DoctOr Ke PasS-Aur-DoctOr NaraJ, To Aap KhuDa Ke PasS.

10 years ago

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एक कड़वा सत्य
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एक औरत जब गुस्सा हो जाती है
तो
एक घंटे में सब कुछ पैक कर लेती है ।
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मगर जब कहीं घूमने जाना हो तो एक हफ्ते तक सामान पैक नही होता है !!!!!
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10 years ago

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Ek Baar Discovery Wale,
Jwalamukhi Dekhne Gaye,
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& They Got Shocked...
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Because Rajnikant Waha Already
Papad Shek Raha Tha...:p:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Silly horror movie dialogue: . . Girl: "Kaun hai ?? Kaun hai wahan ?? . . Bolti to aise hain jaise Bhoot khud bolega, . . . . "Haa Jaanu, Main hu, Kitchen mein Pakode tal raha hu, Khaogi kya" Hahaha..

10 years ago

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Flirting Is Like A Game Of Chess
One Wrong Move And You Are
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Married...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Money Can Buy A House Not Home A Bed But Not Sleep, Medicine But Not Health, Money Is Dirty It Only Causes Pain And Suffering Send Me All Ur Money And Be Happy!

10 years ago

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