Jokes SMS

एकदम खतरनाक Chat.
Boy - Hi....
Girl - Mera Number Kisne Diya..?
Boy - सुलभ सोचालय से मिला ह:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

10 years ago

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Boy: I am going to kiss you. Girl: khabrdar main shor mchaungi. Boy: Par yahan to door tak koi nahi hai Girl: Pir bhi FORMALITY to karni padti hai.

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Engineering Student Sitting with His Girlfriend in Restaurant, . . Drinking Beer n Says:- "I Love youuuu" . Girlfriend:- Is It U Or The Beer talking ? . Student:- Its Me, Talking To My Beer, U Shut Up" :/ :@ :p

10 years ago

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2013:" wife.. Husband:" Begam ek cup garma-garam chai bna do jara.. . . . . . . Wife:" kyyaaaaa..?? Zara phir kehna.. . . . . . . . . . Husband:" maine kaha g, ek cup chai bana dun aapko..??? :p

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Mom:" School Ja,
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Bachcha:" Nahi Jaunga
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Mom:" Kyu ??
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Bachcha:" Job Kar Lunga..
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Mom:" Nalayak Beshram.. 5th Padh
k Kya Job Karega..??
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Bchcha:" 4th Ki Ladkiyo Ko Tution
padaunga..:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Ek Tu Hi Hai Jo Mere Dil Ke Karib Hai, Teri Dosti Hi Mera Accha Naseeb Hai, Haare Hai Hum ab Tak apni Zindagi Mein, Tera Hona Hi is Zindagi ki Jeet Ha

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Teacher:“PYAR” or “ISHQ” mein kya frk hai? Student:Sir “Pyar” wo hai jo aap apni beti se karte hai. or “ISHQ” wo hai jo hum aapki beti se krtey hai

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Aap ka ashiyana dil mein basaya hai, apki yado ko sine se lagaya hai, pata nahi yaad apki hi kyo aati hai, dost to hamne auro ko bhi banaya hai….b.m

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Me - रिप्लाई क्यों नहीं करती?
She- हाथ में ‪‎मेंहदी‬ लगाई है !
Me - सच क्यों नहीं
बोलती की "बर्तन धो रही हूं":relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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1 ladki bus stand pe khadi thi . . . . 1 ladka bike pe jatta hai . . . . Vapas ata hai or uss ladki se puchta hai . . . . Pehchana kya ??? . . . . Ladki :”Nahi toh . . . . Ladka :”Kya yaar, abhi to samne se gya tha

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Dosto Cricket Me 1 Over Me Kitne Gend Pheke Jate Hain ? . . . . Nahi Pata . . .Agar Nhi Pata To Suno 1 over Me 1 hi Gend Ko 6 bar Pheke Jate Hain..

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Ek Din Pati Aur Patni Mein Apne Bachhe Pappu Ko Leke Bahas ChalRahi Thi,
Dono Is Baat Pe Jhagad Rahe TheKi Unka Ladka Kis Se Jyada Pyar Karta Hai, Maa Se Ya Baap Se.
Akhir Dono Ne Faisla Kara Ki, Wo Pichhe Se Uspe Ek Pathar Fenkenge.
Agar Vo Chillaya “Haaye Mummy” To Maa Ki Jeet Hogi.
Aur Agar Vo Chillaya “Haaye Papa” To Baap Ki Jeet Hogi.
Unhone Ped Ke Piche Se Chup KarPark Mein Beithe Bachhe Ko Ek Pathar Maara.
Bachha Chilla Kar Bola: “Kon Hai Be, Bose DK ?:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:

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Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya, Magar aab kya karoge…?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila…? Ha ha ha ha

10 years ago

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बेरोज़गार को सबसे ज्यादा काम
घर पर कुत्ता :dog:घुमाने और मेहमानों के लिए समोसे :pizza:लाने का मिलता है।

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लैला-मजनूं, हीर-राँझा की तरह कभी, "चाय और पारले जी" की जोड़ी को भी वो स्थान कभी नहीं मिला जिसके ये हकदार हैं..

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Teri mohabbat ka har sila har hal me dunga Kisi aur ne yeh dil manga to tal dunga To dil kaha tu bewafa hai to is dil ko seene se nikal kar faik dunga

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Meri Raaho Me Har Waqt Ek AisaMod Aaya Hai, Jisme Maine Hamesha Dhokh HiKhaya Hai, Dushman Toh Fir Bhi Behtar HaiMere, Yahan To Mere Apno Ne Hi MujheAajmaya Hai.

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Ye Yaad Hai Tumhari Ya Yaadon Mein Tum Ho, Ye Khwab Hain Tumhare Ya Khwabon Mein Tum Ho, Hum Nahi Jaante Humein Bas Itna Bata Do, Hum Jaan Hain Tumhari Ya Hamari Jaan Tum Ho!

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Girl: Bas Kro Aur Kitna Karoge Raat Ke 12 Baje Se Kar Rene Ho Ab Subha Ho Gyi Hai Thake Nhi Kya, Boy: Ye To Kuch Nhi Ab Main To Din Raat Karunga Qki Mere To 3000 Sms Free Hai..!

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Khubsurti ye nahi ki naye kapde, Naye jute pahno. Smart Dikho.. Balki khubsurti andar se hoti hai, Isliye.. CHADDI Achchhi aur Rangin pehna karo...!!!

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