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  • Teacher - Ye Kis Ke Signature H..? "@@@@"
    Boy - Meri Mummy Ke...!
    Teacher - Kya Name H Tumhari Mummy Ka..?
    Boy- Jalebi Bai "@@@@":relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Akbar And One Gujju Were Best Friends.
    The Gujju Went To A Masjid For The 1st Time With Akbar.
    Akbar Enters The Masjid And Says: Allah Hu Akbar......
    Gujjubhai Thodi Der Sochne Ke Baad: Allah,:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Chhota Sa Par Bahut Khatarnaak Sentence Jo Na Jaane Kitne Ladko Ki Jindagi Barbaad Kar
    Deta Hai..
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    "Yaar, Vo Tujhe Dekh Rahi Thi":relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tuta Taara Dekh Kar Dil Ne Kaha, Maang Le Tu Fariyad Koi.. -* -* -* Maine Kaha- Jo Khud Tut Raha Hai, Kaise Puri Karega Wo Muraad Koi.. thoko like dj rmt
    • 10 years ago



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  • कुछ लोगों को लड़की ने दो शब्द प्यार से बोल क्या दिया उनको लगता है लड़की फ्लैट है उनपर हद है यार गलतफहमी की
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pyar Ho Jata Hain Ya Karna Padta Hain..? Cute Answer By A Beautiful Girl.. Ladka Smart Ho To Ho Jata Hain, Agar Ameer Ho To Karna Padta Hain.
    • 10 years ago



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  • She - तुम Paidal क्यों आ रहे हो Auto :taxi:से आना चाहिये था न...
    He - तुमने ही तो कहा था धीरे-धीरे से मेरी जिंदगी में आना.. Frown.png
    • 10 years ago



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  • A girl in the bedroom is shouting! Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah Aah-chi! She is having cold. What you think you dirty mind.
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता को पूरी रात मच्छरों ने बहुत परेशान किया | बारह बजे उसकी खोपड़ी घुमी | संता ने जहर पिया और बोला - अब काटो सालो | सब मरोगे |
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa Ek Din Bijli Ki Dukaan Mein: Do Fan Dena Ek Ladies Aur Ek Gents. Dukaan Wala: Fans Mein Ladies Aur Gents Nahi Hota Yar! Santa: Kyon Nahi Hota Ji Ek Bajaj Ka De Aur Ek Usha Ka…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Reh na paoge bhula kar dekh lo, Yakin na aaye to aajma kar dekh lo, Har jagah mehsus hogi meri kami, Apni mehfil ko kitna bhi saja kar dekh lo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • School: Ye Duniya Ye Mehfil MereKaam Ki nahi… Tution: Idher Chala Main Udher Chala Janey Kahan Main Kidher Chala.. . Maths: Ajeeb Daastaan Hai Ye Kahan Shuru Kahan Khatam.. Science: Aa Khushi Se Khud Khushi Karle… Exam: Choti Choti Raatein Lambi Ho Jaati Hain.. . Result : jab dil hi toot gaya ham jeeke kya kare… Pass: Aaj Lagta Hai main Hawa Mein hoon Aaj Itni Khushi Mili hai… Fail: Chann se Jo Tootey Koi sapna jag soona soona laagay…
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pyar Ka Behta Dariya hu. Sagar Se Milan Bahut Door Raha. Jaane Kaisi Kismat Hai Meri. Milkar Bhi Milne Se Majboor Raha. Chaahat Ki Ujli Raahon Per Bhi. Dil Chaahton Se Bahut Door Raha. Teri Judai Me Ae Humsafar Mere. Mera Saya Hi Mujhse Door Raha. Mere Dil Ka Dard Bahut Gehra ThaTere Pyar Se Bada Mehroom Raha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kyu Mera Dil Dukhate Ho, . . kyu Mujse Har Baat Chhupate Ho,: :-) ( . . Mera To Dil Hi Toot Gaya Hai Ye Sunkar Ke....
    10 years ago



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  • Pappu:" Mom Aap ne mujse jhot bola :((. Mom:" Kab beta ?? . . Pappu:" Aap ne kaha k tumhari choti bahen Pari hai. . . . Mom:" Haan hai.. . . . . . Pappu:" To jab maine use balcony se phenka to vo udi kyu nai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Adee Jab 8 Saal Ka Tha, Dukandar
    se:1 Bidi Ka Bandal Dna.
    Dukandar-is Umar Me
    bidi Pine Lge?
    Adee-nhi
    a Chote Bhai K Liye He,
    mera Liye1 Gold Flake Do.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • अब कौन कमबख़्त यह अफ़वा फैला रहा है की -.- -.- -.- -.- -.- एयरटेल 4G गर्ल ने पटाखे डाउनलोड करके फ़ोन में ही ईको friendly दिवाली मनाई है...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy: “Can You Stop Doing Awww All The Time?” . Girl: “Awww…. What Happen?” . Boy: “It Annoys Me.” . Girl: “Awwww… I Am So Sorry” . Boy: “It’s Ok, You Are A Sweetheart.” . Girl: “Awww….. I Know!” . Boy: “Get Lost Bye.” . Girl: “Awww…. Baby Gussa Ho Gya..” . Boy: “Whatever!” . Girl: “Aww…. You Look So Cute When Angry” . Boy Pulls Out The Gun, Shoots Himself . She: “Awww…. Mar Gaye“ !!
    • 10 years ago



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  • दुनिया के दो ऐसे प्राणी बताओ जिन्हें ठण्ड नहीं लगती.... 1. पेंगुइन और दूसरा 2. शादी में आई औरते...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Super Killer Joke :))
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    Boy And Girl Are Sitting,,
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    Two Dogs Kissed Each
    other,,
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    Boy :- Jaanu Agar Tum Bura Na Mano To M Bhi Krlu Kiss ???
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    Girl :- Okk Par Sambhal Ke,,
    kahi Kutti Kaat Na Le :p =D O.O
    Hahahaha
    • 10 years ago



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