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Mere Desh Ke Naw Jawano
Abhi Tak Markar Dekha Bewafa Sanam Ke Liye
Duptta Na Mila Hai Kafan Ke Liye.
Ek Bar Markar Dekho Watan Ke Liye
Tiranga Milega Kafan Ke Liye.
jay Hind...i Luv My India..:relaxed::relaxed:

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Universal truth ....... Jiske Mobile Me internet nhi hota... . . . . . . . Uske mobile ki battery pure din khatam nhi hoti...!!! AGREE??

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पप्पू नेपाली से - तुम अमेरिकन हो ? . . नेपाली - नहीं, मैं नेपाल का हूँ । . . पप्पू - नहीं, तुम अमेरिकन हो ! . . नेपाली - नहीं भाई, मैं नेपाल का हूँ । . . पप्पू - नहीं, तुम अमेरिकन हो ! . . नेपाली (गुस्से में) - हां, मैं अमेरिकन हूँ ।। . . पप्पू - लेकिन... लगते तो नेपाली जैसे हो ?

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Mugli pugli amla sugli dugli Swaha rum chum rum swaha Swaha swaha swaha swaha Haso mat ye zindgi bhar Kunware rahe ne ka mantra tha Jo tumne padh liya Ab kuch nahi ho sakta...

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Bekabo Hai Dil Phir B Jiya Ja Raha Ho. Khali Hai Botal Phir B Piya Ja Raha Ho. Majbouri To Dekho Is Dil Ki. Rply Nhi Milta Phir Bhi, Msg Pe Msg Kiya Ja Raha Ho.?

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Munna English k paper me fail ho gaya, translation ki wajah se. 1.Me ek Aam admi hu. -I am a mango man. 2.Mujhe English aati hai. -English comes 2 me. 3.Mera taaluq Haripur Hazara se hai. -I belong 2 Greenpur Thousanda. 4.Sadak pe goliya chal rhi hai -Tablets were walking on the road.

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Hospital Mein Doctor Ke Paas Ek Banda Gaya Aur Doctor Ne Pucha: “Kya Takleef Hai?” Mariz: “Sote Waqt Saas Ko Lene Me Dikkat Hoti Hai” Doctor: “Aaj Se Dus Din Tak Sote Waqt Saas Ko Nahi Saali Ko Lo!“

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Meri Dastan ka urooj tha Teri Naram Palkon ki chhaon mein Mere saath tha Tujhe jagna Teri ankh kaisey jhapak gai Bhala Hum miley bhi to kiya miley wohi Doorian wohi faasley Na kabhi Humare Qadam Barhy na kabhi Tumhari jijhak gai Tere Hath sey Mere Hont tak wohi intzar ki Piyas hai Mere Naam ki jo Sharab thi kahin rastey mein Chalak gai Tujhe Bhool janey ki koshishein kabhi kamiyab na ho sakein Teri yaad Shaakh-e-Gulaab hy jo hawa chali to Mehak gai.

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Gor pharmaiyega.. AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe NaaZ Karti Hai.. Wah...wah... AaJ KaL Ki Ladkiya Husn Pe NaaZKarti Hai.. . . . . . . . . . . Grammar to aata nahi Magar english mein baat karti hai :hearts::hearts: нєяσ кi∂иαpєя :hearts::hearts:

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सनता इंटरव्यू देने गया... बॉस ने पूछा तुम कितने भाई बहन हो... सरदार: 5 बॉस: उन में तुम्हारा नंबर कौनसा है... ? सनता : एयरटेल का....

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1 bacha road pe kutte ko le jarha tha 1 Police wala haste hue Bola:-Beta apne bhai ko kahan le jaa rhe ho....?? . . . . . . . . . Bacha: Police me bhrti karwane :O =D :PAKSHAY1 bacha road pe kutte ko le jarha tha 1 Police wala haste hue Bola:-Beta apne bhai ko kahan le jaa rhe ho....?? . . . . . . . . . Bacha: Police me bhrti karwane :O =D :PAKSHAY

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Rab ne kiya kaisa ye ajuba Rab ne kiya kaisa ye ajuba Jism to hame Diya pr uski jaan tume bana diya

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Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du! Golu: madam me abhi jake apne bapu ko btata hu ki.. bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai. :p

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Girl’s status on BBM "Leaving BBM soon " Some boys texted her Plz dont go i will miss u ;-) Boy’s Bc a msg "Leaving BBM kindly delete me " All boys rplyd - Bhai jaate jaate Girls ke pins tho dete jaa...

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"Aapse hr gunah ki mafi hai, "Aap jo roye to bahut na insaafi hai, "Aapki Aankho me na aaye kabi b Aansu, "Kyon ki Behne k liye to aapki "NAAK " hi kaafi hai..

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अंग्रेजी मुझे आज तक समझ में नही आई . . . . या यूँ कहो, ख़रीदकर पीने की औकात नही रही कभी

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Teacher: Giv 1 English wrd for- Apne hi kiye pe pani pher dena? Santa thinking ? ? .? .? .? .? /"/ | | | |____ "FLUSH" .(""""") )___.

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Fashon Ka Zamana Hai Ek Ladki Ke T-Shirt Pe Likha Tha Amul The Taste Of India. Use Dekh Kar Santa Bahut Khush Hua, Aur Apni Pent Pe Likhva Liya Kurkure Tedha Hai Par Mera Hai. Khan

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Mirchi Muuh k alaawa or kaha lagti hai? . ? . ? . ? . ? . . ? . Kheton me lagti hai Mere Bhai... Hamesha Apni BUM Ke bare me hi kyu Sochte ho?

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SMS Bhi Bahut Kamal Ki Chiz H

20 Paglo Ko Karo

10 Padhte Hi Nhi
5 Delete Kar Dete H
4 Ka Inbox Full Hota H

Bas 1 Hi Pagal Pura
SMS :envelope:Padhta H
Thank You Yaar

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