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  • Santa To Banta Santa-agar Lion Ko Khula Chodenge To Kya Hoga. Banta-lion Chori Ho Jaayega...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaina Dekh Apna Sa Munh Le Ke Reh Gaye;
    Sahab Ko Dil Na Dene Pe Kitna Guroor Tha!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Waise Dekha Jaaye To Aajkal Log Mahengai Aur Bhrashtachar Se Utne Dukhi Nahi Hain,

    Jitne Dukhi Facebook Mein Apne Dosto Dvaara Anchahe Tag Karne Se Hain...:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Adee Jab 8 Saal Ka Tha, Dukandar
    se:1 Bidi Ka Bandal Dna.
    Dukandar-is Umar Me
    bidi Pine Lge?
    Adee-nhi
    a Chote Bhai K Liye He,
    mera Liye1 Gold Flake Do.:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife Bathroom Se Naha Ke Nikli To Santa Use Ghur Raha Tha!
    Wife Romantic Hokar:
    Kuch Karne Ka Irada Hai Kya?
    Santa 2 Thappad Maar Ke Bola:
    Mere Garm Pani Se Kyu Nahayi!!:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक लड़की:woman: को एक लड़का :boy:फोन:iphone: करके
    रोज परेशान कर रहा था..!
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    तँग आकर उस लड़की:woman: ने उस सिम कार्ड
    को निकाल तोड़ कर फेंक दिया और
    नया सिम खरीद कर डाल ली..!
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    फिर उसने लड़के:boy: को फोन:iphone: करके कहा
    - हमने वो सिम ही तोड़ कर फेंक दी है,
    दम है तो अब फोन करके दिखा..!
    लड़की बिहार टॅापर बताईं जा रही हैं
    • 10 years ago



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  • Raat Ko Kitab Meri Mujhe Dekhti Rhee…
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    neend Mujhe Apni Orr Khenchti Rhee…
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    Neend Ka Jhonka Mera Mann Mohgayaa…
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    Aur Aik Raat Phir Yeh Genious Bina Padhe So Gaya :relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • The empowerment of women means giving women power and opportunity so that they can join the workforce and contribute to the family income and influence the family and social affairs. It is an important concept for both global and national development. The empowerment of women should be guaranteed at all levels of a state administration.
    • 10 years ago



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  • IF YOU STAND IN FRONT OF A MIRROR 2 TAKE WITH 10 ROSES,YOU CAN SEE 11 ROSES IN THE MIRROR,THE LAST 1 IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL AND THAT IS UNDOUBILY YOU.........
    • 10 years ago



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  • Paise Wala Aadmi:Aaj mere paas 14 Cars 18 Dukaan 4 Bangle hain. Tumhare paas kya hai? . . . . Gharib Aadmi:Mere paas 1 beta hai, Jiski Girlfriend teri beti hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay? Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl : Mera Facebook Pe Account Ban Sakta Hai Kya??? . . . . . Boy : Haa Yaar Ban Sakta Hai.. . Tumhara Kya Kisi Ka Bhi Ban Sakta Hai.. . . . Girl : To Main Apne Account Me PAISA Jama Kara Sakti Hu.. . . . Girl : Kya Hua..??? . . Lagta Hai Tumko Bhi Zyada Knowledge Nahi Hai Is Baare Me..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Insaan ka sab se ziyada dil kab jalta hay? Jab aap original apple ka mobile le kar behte ho aur koi aa kar kahe.. China Ka Hy?
    • 10 years ago



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  • ab Yaad Uski Aaye, Tou Aa Jate Hain Aansoo, Main Kaise Keh Doon, Aankh Main Barsaat Nahi Hai ... !!! Sookhay Hoowe Kuchh Phool Hain, Aur Ashq Hain Taza, Kuchh Aur Mere Pass Ab, Soughaat Nahi Hai ... !!!! Waaqif Hain Mere Dard Se, Subha Ka Ujaalaa, Laa-ilm Mere Gham Se, Meri Raat Nahi Hai ... !!!!! Main Jis Ki, Mohabbat Main Yun, Be-Haal Huwa Hoon, Wo Hans Ke, Yeh Kehta Hai, Koi Baat Nahi Hai ... !!!!!! Heart
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife- raat ko chor aya tha gar me, or mujhe kiss krke chala gya. Pati- tumne roka nahi.. Wife- bahut kaha tha rukne k liye, par bola fir aunga, yaWL thodo LIke. ;-) jada haso MaAT budu. :-P #adMin :- akasH. :-*
    • 10 years ago



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  • 2 Lover APPLE Kha Rahe The Ankho Me Ankhe Daal Ke! Ladki (Sharma Ke):Tum Itna Ghur Kyo Rahe Ho. Ladka:Thoda Thoda Kha ‘BHUKI’ 140 Rs. Kilo hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • PriVaTe SCHooL Ke BaCHe Zoo Me: ohH! Wow MNKy iS SLeePiNG DNT DiSTuB GoVT SCHooL K BaCHe in zoo: OYe Wo Dek Tera BaaP So rHa H PaThar Maar SaaLe ko
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Call Ki
    Boy: I LOVE U Jaan.
    Girl: Sacchi
    Boy: Mucchi
    Girl: Ek 100 Ka Recharge Karwa Do Plz
    Boy: Sorry Didi Rong No.

    By-V@ruN:relaxed::relaxed::relaxed:
    • 10 years ago



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  • कधी पाहतेस , कधी पाहून हसतेस
    पण येताच समोर मी , चटकन निघून जातेस
    जाता माज्या डोक्यात हजार प्रश्न करते ,
    अजुनही कलले नाही, ती अशी का वागते ?
    फेसबुकवर ती चट्टिंग मात्र करते
    पण काही विचारल तर सरळ नाही म्हणून सांगते
    प्रत्येकवेली तिच्यापुढे मन माजे हरते
    अजुनही कलेल नाही, ती अशी का वागते ?
    कधी स्वताच समोर येते , डोळे इशारे करते
    हाक दिल्यावर मात्र, मैत्रीन आहे म्हणते
    काय कराव मला तेच नाही कलते,
    अजुनही कलले नाही, ती अशी का वागते ?
    • 10 years ago



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